"My bra is noisy." - Marie , 2007.

Well my blog title today WAS going to be "You mix up the letters in funeral, you get real fun." - Billy Chenowith, Six Feet Under.

But while I was writing this blog, I was talkin to Marie, who apparently needs a new bra.
Let me quote...

marie & glasbubblar says:
my bra is noisy
marie & glasbubblar says:
:P
Neleh [ ?egaugnal ym kaeps uoy od ] says:
hahahaha
Neleh [ ?egaugnal ym kaeps uoy od ] says:
what the hell
marie & glasbubblar says:
and why do i always talk about my bra with you? :P
marie & glasbubblar says:
it creaks
Neleh [ ?egaugnal ym kaeps uoy od ] says:
lollll
marie & glasbubblar says:
and the fabric is making noise when i move
marie & glasbubblar says:
and if i touch it :P

kerazy norwegians from norwegia.
:roll:

My new word now, that I call my friends at school and such,
since everyone is using 'honey' now.
:roll:
is TOOTS!
hehe.
:D:D

and my new nickname,
which has ranged from Molehead to Einy,
(as in Einstein)
is Neleh.
Lol.

Anyhoo.
Having net cut off for a while wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
I got to watching a lot of TV (on DVDs/illegally burnt discs)
:P:P

Anyhoo I watched...
the last three eps of Six Feet Under, Season 1.
Which were pretty good.
Definitely be gettin' out the second season.

The second half of Season 2 and the first few eps of Season 3 of Will & Grace.
I LOVE Jack, and Karen, and Jack & Will together.
Grace is probably my least favourite character,
cos she has some annoying habits.
Watching this, as well as the ep of SFU where the homosexual guy is bashed to death, I really wonder why some people are homophobie.
Like, WTF is wrong with you?
*sigh*
Life sucks.

Anyhoo.
Ep 13 and 14 of Heroes.

And a few more eps of Charmed Season 2.

Also got the first discs of NCIS, Season 1, so 'm gonna start watchin that this week.

I was going to go watch Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End with my friends on Saturday.
But I now work 3 days a week,
Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
so I couldn't go.
:x

So my godsister and her boyf. took my sister and I on Friday night.
I quite liked it.
*SPOILERS UP AHEAD IN WHITE*
Was like NOOOOOOOOOO when Will was killed.
Like, :cry:
But then when he was resurrected I was like :D:D:D:D:D:D.
Mehehehe.

Loff Kweenie xoxo

This conversation took place this thursday on msn:

Kweenie: hey if im not on in the next few days

Kweenie: like before sunday

Agnethe: yup

Kweenie: can you log into my account and write a blog saying helen's dad took out the modem? bleh cos he's threatening and i dont know if he's serious or not

Agnethe: Would he REALLY do THAT??

Kweenie: he's done it before

Agnethe: :o that's hard on an internet addict

Kweenie: I KNOOOOOOOOOW

Agnethe: Oookay - I'll post for ya

Kweenie: im like pokin myself in the eyss from boredom.

Kweenie: lol

Kweenie: not now of course

Kweenie: lol

Kweenie: if I dont come on by sunday

Kweenie: and havent seen you a note saying IM ALIIIIIIIIVE

Kweenie: giggle

Welll - there you have it

Task completed

Helen's staying away reason was brought to you by monster_monster :D

"Wake up,
it's a bad dream,
no one on my side.
I was fighting,
but I just feel too tired,
to be fighting.
Guess I'm not the fighting kind...." - Keane, A Bad Dream

Well.
Forgot to mention in last blog.
Thank you all the peoples who commented in the 'bra' blog.
I now know about the bra sizes of 5 or so peoples, from around the world.
yet amazingly, no-one knows mine.
yet.
:P:P
Read em comments to find out who is which.
:lol:

Well today's going to be a depressing blog.
I think.

I've read the freakin' worst/stupidest stories in the past few days.

Paedophile story - Happened right here in Perth, Western Australia


Mum beats her daughter to death - Happened in Adelaide, South Australia


Baby abandoned at only a few hours old on the front of a hospital - Victoria, Australia.


Little girl Madeline snatched in Portugal

Boy shot dead at school in Toronto, Canada

Big Brother story - Not as bad as the other stories, but shows how much our morals today has deteriorated.

what is wrong with the world?
Like, seriously?

Anyhoo.
Don't know why, but been feeling sorry for myself more than often lately.
I don't usually feel sorry for myself.
It's just too tiring.
What is wrong with life?
I don't see why some people should have it so easy,
and some so hard.
What was I, like Hitler in a past life, to have this life now?
*sigh*

Depressing list of the day:
Good songs to cry yourself to sleep to.

A Bad Dream - Keane

We Might As Well Be Strangers - Keane

Happy Ending - Mika
(Trust me, this song is NOT about a happy ending)

All Good Things (Come To An End) - Nelly Furtado.

You - Switchfoot

Dare You To Move - Switchfoot
(Both Switchfoot songs from A Walk To Remember; also a sad movie)

Hallelujah - Imogen Heap


To make it worse, my friends are all going through dramas.
RELATIONSHIP dramas.
i don't know what's going on.
as one of my friends pointed out, we are NERDS.
we do not LIKE the opposite sex.
gaaaaaargh.
here's the story.
the names may be a bit confusin'
but you get the general idea.
sorry guys (from my c.l.a.s.s) if you didn't want me to share.
but this is driving me insane.

Loff Kweenie xoxo

PostScript.
Yes Jess, you are a cool mongoose.
:)

PostPostScript.
Yay.
Sent off some more letters today.
To be precise, one.
:P:P
But Agnethe DID receive me card that I sent to her.
Click on pic to see larger image.
Or go to Agnethe's blog to see the card itself,
and of course da frackin' ENVELOPE!

PostPostPostScript.
Made an account for my buddies to comment on my blogs.
By that, I mean my school buddies.
I shall make a blog for them later.
Hopefully someone comments on here.
Lawl.

PostPostPostPostScript.
20045 profile views!
yay.
some good news.
:)

"Then in the middle of the night, she rolled over and grabbed Mr Herald and the boys. They were not amused." - Jack, Will & Grace.

Hehe.
My sis and I just started watching Will & Grace.

And yaaaaaaaaay!
My letter to Norwegia has arriveddddddd.
Which is quicker than I expected, under one week, cos I posted it on Thursday, and it's now Tuesday.
Teehee.
Hopefully Monster scans it and sends it to me,
so I can show y'all the huge ass fluffy....
BLUE STICKER I STUCK IN IT!
Teehee.
I found it in the scrapbooking aisle,
and it's like this fluffy dress, with an eye mask with a feather.
Teehee.
:D:D

Anyhoo.
Mum, and then dad, called me fat again.
F-cking hell.
Yes I am getting fatter.
But it's like winter.
And this is the 3rd time in like two weeks.
:roll:
EDIT: Just had dinner.
To spite my mum, only ate half my rice.
:)
And told her, I don't want to eat anymore, seeing as I'm so fat.

Baby has had a virus for the past few days,
so she's still recovering.
and must be held 24/7.
i woke up at like 3 am this morning, downstairs,
and i could hear the baby crying upstairs,
through like 4 doors andd God-knows how much cement.
:roll:

Anyhooo.
Yesterday at school.

Homeroom
was late, and teacher was being a whoreee today.
(even though i'm like always late)
lol.
and made me go to the office and sign in.

Session 1 - Maths
Didn't do much.
as usual.
:)

Session 2 - Italian.
Boring, since we don't have our regular teacher anymore,
and we have this other weird teacher.
Bleugh.

Session 3 - P.E aka Sport.
We started our Athletics block.
I got 6.4 m in triple jump, which is the most in our c.l.a.s.s
and just under one half of the women's current world record.
:D:D
conversion for you silly imperial system users.
:)
6.4 metres = 20.997 375 328 feet

Ohhhhh.
Reminds me.
A few weeks ago, in Maths, we did this stretching thing,
where you sit on a chair,
with your ass fully on the chair,
stretch as far forward with your arms as you can,
and measure from your butt to your fingertips.
I got 1.3 m, the most in the c.l.a.s.s which is weird cos I'm like one of the shortest people in the c.l.a.s.s.
Lol.
Conversion = 4.265 091 864 feet

Session 4 - Society and Environment/S+E aka Social Studies.
Did something...
Honestly cannot remember what.
:lol:

Session 5 - Health
Haha.
Best session.
We did skits, because that's all we ever do in Health c.l.a.s.s.
Lol.
They were to do with marijuana,
and we had to show what could happen.

Anyhoo in my group, I played a person who got pregnant and smoked marijuana during the pregnancy.
teehee.
I rolled up my jumper, stuffed it into the hood of it, and tied the two strings around my tummy.
See the problem was, when I 'gave birth'
(aka sat on two chairs, legs slightly apart, laughing *I was wearing PANTS thank you very much*)
the baby lump was supposed to go away.
but I had tied the two strings together in a knot, instead of a bow.
so I had to swing the lump around from my front to my side, when I was side-on with the audience,
and then to my back when i was facing the audience.
Lol.

One group did a WWII themed one, 'cos we're studying that in S+E.
They even worked the Terminator into it.
:lol:
now, marijuana joints will be known as 'spliffs.'
:D:D

BEWARE, YOUTUBE AHEAD.
(sorry Sassy)

Someone did a video trailer , with audio from A Walk To Remember, one of my favourite movies,
with visual scenes from Harry Potter 4.
Pretty good matchups and all.

Hehe.
Another Harry Potter one , this time set to sound from the scene in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

EDIT: Marie (mieball) showed me and monster this one, of a girl trying to park her car in Italy.
All I could think while watching it: IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTRETARD.
The car was sooo obviously not going to fit!
:roll::lol::D:D

Dang.
Was searching for pictures of deer-like calfs
:D:D
and found this horrible picture of a disembowled calf,
and the workers refused to euthanise it or something.
poor thing.
that's why i don't eat veal,
or any kind of baby (animal) meat.
not saying that eating adult (animal) meat not as BAD.
but still.
*shudder*

A fawn.

A Highlander cow I think it is, much like the one on Tee's blog.

Lol, THINK this one's a calf.
:)

A moose and a calf.
Teehee.

And...

Teehee.
Creepy fish, eh?

Not quite as bad as this one...

...aptly named, the devil fish.
:P:wink:

A picture I saw on Laura's blog, and just HAD to post.
Lol, cos me and Tim, this guy in my c.l.a.s.s we regularly quote it.
Not much to quote, 'cos it's just Peter sitting there for like 5 minutes, rubbing his knee cos he fell over,
and he just keeps like sucking in air and releasing, like you would when something hurts.
Freakin' hilarious.

Oh and uh, haven't posted this for a while.
*hides eyes in shame*

RIP Drea.
My loverly Fun Friends Fanatic Freak.
:)

'Tis 10.33 pm now, and I must be off to practice me piano.
But I MAY be on early tomorrow morning, as my parents are going to a fish market.
Like, 6/7 pm US time or 12 am Europe time.
teehee
:D:D
bye y'all!

EDIT: Drawing of me spam!

:D:D 

Loff Kweenie xoxo

"Do you have anything larger than a double D?"
I dared my friend to say this yesterday when we were at the shops,
in Bras 'n'Things!
:lol::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

FLAAAAAAAM!
Finally!
Level 11, 1%!
:D:D
19267 views.
woohoo!

I bought some sprinkles today to eat.
they are nice.

I also bought 'sparkling cachous.'
they too are nice.

(Hand looks weirdly wrinkled here)

i also bought some (3 fruit flavoured) jols.
they were...chewsy-licious.

i took a few snaps of my hand opening and closing the jols box,
and made it into a gif.
but 'tis too big to upload to photobucket or imageshack.
so i must find some way to make it smaller tomorrow.

i think i may have slight insomnia.
or whatever it is that makes me feel like sleeping only between 1 to 3 am.
and then waking at 8, half an hour before school.
:D:D

Loff Kweenie xoxo 

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Finished my wallpaper.
After a like 3 or 4 hours.
Of Photoplus closing on me.
Of finding icons I forgot I had, and that were better than some that I already had.
Of cutting, pasting, making new layers, accidently deleting layers, after creating too many layers and so on.
I'm DONE!!!!!:D:D

My apologies if I took anyone's self-made icons! :) 

Also did a storyboard in photography yesterday.
(yes I actually do work in c.l.a.s.s.e.s where I have a computer)
:P.
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4
Scene 5
Scene 6

Anyhooooo.
Today went to a friend's going away party at Sizzler.
Ate so much crap.
One of my friends took a plate and piled soft serve on it.
But didn't finish it.
So when the guy came round to collect our plates,
there was this plate with like this brown melted sh-t on it, with marshmallows and sprinkles.
and she had put it on MY table.
So I was just cracking up.
Looked up.
The guy was glaring at ME.
:roll:

Went shopping afterwards and bought a new singlet/top,
a new jumper/sweater knit thingy
and the DVD of the Hot Chick, which was only $13 in Target.
($10 US, 7 Euros, 5 pounds)
Cheap eh?
:D:D

And one of the highlights of the day,
We were in Myer,
which is like the Australian version of Bloomingdales or whatever,
and my friend Adrienne is claustrophobic so we had to go in the glass elevator so she could see out.
And she was like shrieking,
and I thought to myself *I think people can hear us*
cos I was the only one that noticed people staring.
anyhoo.
when we got out I kept saying, do you think people could hear us?
And we got to the entrance of Myer,
which is about 100 or 200 m away from the elevator.
And the service lady there was like,
'Yes girls we could hear you, could you please step out of the store and be a little more quiet?'
I GOT THROWN OUT OF A STORE!!!
8)

Anyhooooo.
Parents are having a party so I am still on for non-homework reasons,
even though it's already 1.26 am.
:D:D
*sigh*
maybe you guys will come on early and I can finally be in the drinking game.
:P

Loff Kweenie xoxo

PostScript.
To those people who asked.
The colour thing is quite simple to do.
When you are writing your blog, there is the little A button with the arrow next to it and a colour underneath it.
When you highlight a word/sentence/paragraph, the line changes that colour.
If you highlight another word/sentence/paragraph,
and click on the A button.
The writing will turn whatever colour is under the A.
So I just go through and highlight each piece of writing in turn.
Quite easy.
:D:D

PostPostScript.
Screw it.
Everyone's going home and its 1.44am.
Lol.
Night!

PostPostPostScript.
Thanks for breaking my blog comments last time Jess!

PostPostPostPostScript.
Where have Joss & Co. been lately?
you know who you are!
Besides Jess!
:D

blaaaaaaah.
I am currently Level 10, 100%.
:roll:

Double blaaaaaaaaah.
My Photoplus just closed for no reason.
I was working on a new wallpaper.
And even though I saved before it closed.
It's not showing up.
Kill me.
Kill me now.

Loff Kweenie xoxo

PostScript.
Aren't colours fun?

PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN...Helen can see your pen!s. - Alex & Helen, 2007.

Helen knows Helen told youse about this incident a few months ago.
But Helen saw it in her friend's quote book again today.
Couldn't resist.
:P:P

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 238 movies on this list. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen and add them up.

[spoiler] (x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 11

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
(x) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total: 12
Total so far: 18

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Man of the House
( ) The New World
( ) Casanova
( ) Oliver Twist
(x) The Da Vinci Code
(x) Happy Feet
(x) Casino Royale
(x) Borat
(x) The Departed
Total: 9
Total so far: 27

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
otal: 12
Total so far: 39

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 8
Total so far: 47

( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total: 6
Total so far: 53

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total: 8
Total so far: 61

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total: 15
Total so far: 76

(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Kippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
( ) Halloweentown
(X) Wedding Crashers
(x) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie
(x) Madagascar
(x)Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Total: 11
Total so far: 87

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 3
Total so far: 90

( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Thr3e
( ) Crash
(x) Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
(x ) Kicking and Screaming
(x) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
(x) Pride and Prejudice
(x) House of Wax
( ) Cursed
Total: 6
Total so far: 96

(x) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Total: 8
Total so far: 104

( ) High Tension
(x) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total: 6
Total so far: 110

(x) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total: 4
Total so far: 114

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 6
Total so far: 120

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Total: 8
Total so far: 128

(x) Batman Begins
(x) Fantastic Four
(x) Chicken Little
(x) The Pacifier
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
( ) Saw III
(x) Scream
( ) Scream II
( ) Scream III
Total: 7
Total so far: 135

(x) Cheaper by the Dozen
(x) Cheaper by the Dozen 2
(x) The Dukes of Hazzard
(x) The Exorcism of Emily Rose
(x) Sin City
(x) Herbie: Fully Loaded
(x) Jarhead
(x) Cinderella Man
Total: 8
Total so far: 143

(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie II
(x) Scary Movie III
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) Failure to Launch
(x) The Pink Panther
(x) The Santa Clause
(x) The Santa Clause 2
(x)The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Total: 9
Total so far: 152

( ) World Trade Center
(x)Step Up
(x) Miami Vice
( ) Flushed Away
(x) The Shaggy Dog
( ) The Benchwarmers
(x) The Guardian
(x) Nanny McPhee
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) The Illusionist
(x) Snakes on a Plane
(x) She's the Man
( ) The Wicker Man
(x) The Covenant
(x) The Black Dahlia
( ) Flyboys
Total: 9
Total so far: 161 [/spoiler]

Mm hmm ladies and gentlemen, that is a total of 161 out of 238,
approximately 2/3's.
Helen went lookin' around and thought Helen had the highest so far...
until Helen saw that Joey aka noahcrash had seen all but 6.
*sigh*
Once again, Helen is the underachiever.
:P:P
Seems like life's been a lot like that lately for Helen.

Helen's a bit pissed off with Helen's friend Michelle, which some of Helen's friends here know.
She won't debate next week, which means Helen's team needs to have crappy Matthew.
Who has worse public skills than a person with a lisp and a thick Russian accent.
:P:P
*sigh*
Helen told her it was being selfish,
seeing as Helen have no choice but to debate,
but seems no-one listens to Helen lately either.

Wellllllllllls.
SOMEONE SEND HELEN A LETTER.
Sent monster_monster a letter today.
Helen put a huge ass ******* in it to surprise her.
No, not that kind of *******.
:P:P
Took Helen half an hour to
a. find a card cos Helen didn't have any nice paper.
b.find a nice ******* to put in it.
Can anyone guess what the ******* was?
:D:D
6 letters, and you would find them in scrapbooks, or kids' school work.
Let's hope the mail service from Australia to Norwegia (:P:P) is sufficient.
If you ask for Helen's address and send Helen something reeeeeeally nice,
who knows?

"There'll be a knock,
*knock knock*
ring,
*ring ring*
Letters through your dooooooooor!"

Yay Postman Pat!
lol.

Loff Kweenie xoxo