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#1 Jagazaar
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"Hi, sorry to break up the argument, but I just moved in next door, my name's PS3, I was just wondering if I could borrow some motion sensing"hazbazz

"Ummmm, okay, just don't treat it like it's one of your features or anything....."

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#2 Jagazaar
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[QUOTE="Jagazaar"]

"Mommy, Wii keeps poking my touch screen with its motion sensing! And it says I'm a runt cause of my limited specs!" :cry:

"Now now dear, don't you forget, Wii might be bigger, stronger and able to handle better games, but you're selling much more across the world, especially in Japan. People love you too, because they can take you everywhere. You're both very, very special in your own ways!"

 

Video_Game_King

"Eh, you're both p*ssies. I'm disappointed in both of yas. *beer burp* Now you're cousin, Super Nintendo......there was a man, right there. *passes out drunk" :P

"Oh, don't mind grandpa NES, children. He might be old, grumpy, and well past his prime, but in his day, he was a superstar! People even talk about him fondly today because of the legacy he left!"

"Why does he require so much air blown into him to wake up though, Mommy?" 

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#3 Jagazaar
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Bethesda just bought the rights to Fallout.DaysAirlines

WHAT?! 

Oh dear lord. Fallout 3. By the people who made Oblivion. *faints in geeky joy*

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Certainly a minority. A minority I'm no part of. SSB is an awesome series, was great fun on the N64, awesome on the GC, and will hopefully be just as great, if not even better on the Wii. It's a series that both hardcore gamers and casuals can enjoy, and few multiplayer games are as great with 4 people, in my opinion. Me and my friends coined so many insults playing Melee :D
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"Mommy, Wii keeps poking my touch screen with its motion sensing! And it says I'm a runt cause of my limited specs!" :cry:

"Now now dear, don't you forget, Wii might be bigger, stronger and able to handle better games, but you're selling much more across the world, especially in Japan. People love you too, because they can take you everywhere. You're both very, very special in your own ways!"

 

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#6 Jagazaar
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Every game I'm looking forward to being a AAAA game.

Not that its going to happen, but isn't that what every gamer really wants?

Raidea

To be honest? Not really. If all games were absolutely brilliant, I'd probably be frustrated as hell because there'd be so many amazingly enjoyable games, and I'd never be able to find enough time to finish them all. Let alone afford them. Besides which, if all games were AAAA, it'd be pretty redundant, as 'perfect' would become 'average', and consequently less interesting as a result. Personally, I think crap/bad/average/mediocre games NEED to exist, if only to make the true gems shine all that more brightly.

 

Me being an overly analytical a$$ aside, what I would truely want as a gamer is for older gaming technology (mainly software) to be readily available, and region uncoded. Of course, it's unrealistic to ask such a thing, but there were so many amazing games in previous generations that I missed due to minimal income. I never played a Dreamcast. I only have a few PS1 games, and never experienced the birth of many amazing franchises. I never owned an N64, and only briefly played some of the greatest games of all time. You get the point. There's so much still to discover, but as fewer and fewer copies of older, discontinued software exist, it becomes damn hard to track it down, especially when you live in a small town in Australia. Even Ebay isn't always enough here in AU.

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Demon's Crest:- Most underrated SNES game ever, in my opinion. Even a release to the VC would make me damn happy, and together with Gunstar Heroes, motivate me to buy a Wii.

Gunstar Heroes:- Yes, I know about the GBA sequel. I try to pretend it doesn't exist. I'd like a PROPER sequel, thanks. Oh, and I have to say to everyone with a Wii, buy this game. Seriously. I promise you won't regret it.

Psychonauts:- Brilliant game, but due to it being a 'posterchild' of sorts for innovative commercial failures, I doubt it'll ever be done. Shame, really.

God Hand:- MAAAAAAAAD MIDGET.....FIVE! I can but pray that Seeds starts developing games again soon. A damn good 3D brawler in a sea of Final Fight: Streetwise's is a true find. And hilarious to boot.

Okami:- The only LoZ clone I actually enjoy more than LoZ. Ramp up the difficulty for the next one without changing the formula TOO much, and I'm buying it ASAP.

Diablo 3:- No explanation required.

Starcraft 2:- See Diablo 3. 

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#8 Jagazaar
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Well, if the PS3 was to use its HDMI port to tickle another PS3 in just the right way, it could be misconstrued :oops:

SpruceCaboose

*sits unnervingly close to the computer screen, breathing heavily. Voice sounds like that of the RE4 merchant*

Go on, I'm intrigued.....

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#9 Jagazaar
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[QUOTE="Jagazaar"]

[QUOTE="That-B-Guy"]I'm going to have to go with Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. This is perhaps the best game ever made and it takes gaming to a whole new level.mis3ry

/thread right here, folks. Take your cruddy little console games and burn them, this awesome PC game is by far the best, and the only thing you'll ever need to play. Big Rigs, YOU'RE WINNER!

That joke was old and overused a year ago :|

Except I only discovered it a week ago, so it's new and fairly amusing to me. And probably others who don't know of it. Of which there are no doubt several.

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#10 Jagazaar
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http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?q=big%20rigs%20over%20the%20road%20racing

lol everyone is joking about big rigs right?

Sully28

Of course not! That review is full of blatantly glaring errors. They made a typo in the overall score (forgot the 0 in the 10), accidentally left all the scores as '1', and most obviously, transferred the entire review summary of a different game into this one.

GS is buggy as hell, I'm afraid. Now everyone's got the wrong impression about the best game ever :(