Wow, TA...say it ain't so! They had a catastrophic failure on the server hard drive! Thats a big "dang"! No worry's, twill be up and running soonest. In the mean time, I have gamespot, my first love...erm uhum, "my second love" and Reach! Kingboat, hath earned the wrath of his Queen...she is my first love...just a wee typo... p.s. I loved Reach....L.O.V.E.D. it! Never thought a video game would take the place of GTA San Andreas! I will be ready for you all who have it, when I complete on legendary! Kingboat

In no particular order, Never accept a dare, when video cameras are involved! Never trust a condom! Never trust a clown! (smell my flower kid...) Never and I mean never, drink beer and eat three big macs! (worst case of skid marks...ever) Never fart and blame your girlfriend! (even your dog will give you the "hey dummy, you aint get'n any", look!) Never, ever listen to Oprah, if your a dude! (if she says, "hey, you know what Oprah said"...) dude, go fishing! Never step on the toes of those you work with! (they may, one day, be connected to the butt you have to kiss) Never wear your wife/Queen/girlfriends bra! (always comes out at the wrong time!) Never trust your dogs fart! Never trust "a" fart! Kingboat, has never....

10, The "Doritto" Smells like sour ranch dressing, topped with rotting armadillo! 9, The "Funky Albatross" 2 lbs of wings, 3 pitchers of beer and one unforgettable night... 8, The "Stale mate" Three solid days of BBQ and no poopy...just lots of gas for the roomies! 7, The "Canadian" Eat three "hockey pucks" chug a pitcher of Labatts Blue,...disowned by America!.. 6, The "Fred Astaire" Dance that fart out baby and blame the couple next to you! 5, The "Sneaky Pete" Dried pepperoni, Jack Daniels and a goat...your own parents will divorce you! 4, The "Old Man" Two soft boiled eggs, a glass of prune juice, a lite beer a friendly conversation before a ham steak dinner...then let it brew over night...and...release the hounds! 3, The "Old Lady" One hard boiled egg, a bowl of bran flakes for breakfast, tuna on rye for lunch and an endive salad for dinner with a bottle of white wine, simmer over night....and...POW!... 2, The "Big Wet" Four pitchers of Pilsner, a plate of mini sliders and a meet and greet with her parents for the first time..... 1, The "Big Greasy" Turkey Dinner with all the fixings. pie too...with ice cream, copious amounts of beer...garlic bread, oreo cookies...cat food, cause it looked like tuna...dog food, cause it looked like Chef Boy'Ardee...more beer, then a three egg greek omelette for breakfast the following day! Kingboat, names "farts"!

Do not burn the kuran...FRACKING DON'T, it was not muslims....just miss guided souls! (Tim McVa) That fella, as a "good" christian, killed children! (Oklahoma) Our planet, that we live on, is a gift! Never forget that...ever! We live, breath and suffer at her mercy! He is, God, Allah, Buddha, whomever you hold dear, our gift! Yes, I said "her" and "him"! Deal....but do it properly, not through strife...but through love! Kingboat, is distressed!

So, I was supposed to go fishing, in my northern holdings, for a week! Did not happen!.... I fish, I hunt and I eat meat! This weak...I eat...salad! Kiingboat, is hungry!

First of all, I have to apologize for my absence this summer. I have been renovating my other castle for the oldest Princess and her Lord. See, they were expecting and birthed, Princess Gracie! At 8:17 am, September 2, 2010, Her Royal Highness, Princess Gracie was born. This Lord was humbled and delivered a gift....Long live the Queen. Kingboat, is a Grandfather... p.s. I told you all, I am an older gamer!

I went to see the movie "The Last Exorcism" last night fully expecting a full on fright fest... By far the worst movie I have ever seen!...EVER! Not one part, not one was worth mentioning in this blog! I implore all fans of the genre, not to waste your money on this trash! save it for "Case 39"! Kingboat, had to call the cops, cause the folks at Lionsgate robbed him of time and money!

....yup, we lost by 5 fracking points! our general...=horrible! That fracking turkey, was audacious enough to come up to me and say, "hey, we have the same gun"! Hey, general, we dont...I actually use mine! We did put it to the "BT Rangers"!...well as far as kills went...everything else, went down hill! I am really unhappy with myself, geez, 5 fracking points! Kingboat, is, mystified...

This saturday, August, 21, 2010. This is the "official" BT world paintball milsim event! Yes my people, tis time for this Lord, to once again, go into battle...and win really cool stuff, for his loyal followers... ...joke, just a joke...my royal doggy cant play, he hath no thumbs! So, if any are into the sport, I am leading Blue Battalion in my home town! One does hope you join the field of battle and win again, the blues! Kingboat, still leads...

Who is the worst of the worst...? go pick your villain NOW! Kingboat, ...misses syler!...