Alright, I will now complete your delicious requests!
How Mr. Jenkins got his top hat and monocle from the evil Coca-Colafiend.
Mr. Jenkins has always been a man of dapper finery. Since birth he has walked around with a cane and comb over. But one day he realized something was missing. It was when he saw this nasty man wearing this very dapper hat and monocle, but these items didn't seem to fit the ragged face they sat upon. Thinking quickly as all gentlemen do, Mr. Jenkins walked up to the man and offered him $500 for these two deliciously fancy accessories. The man denied Mr. Jenkins offer so...Mr. Jenkins decked him and took the top hat and monocle off of the unconscious man's person! And that's how Mr. Jenkins got his top hat and monocle from the evil Coca-Cola fiend!!!!
The Greastest Romance Ever to be Ever
The first moment I laid eyes upon my Sweet Ice Cream Bean, I knew were meant to be together, but as shy as I am I kept it to myself. Then there was a moment I couldn't contain it any longer. It was when Aidan posted this picture.
Being an awesome computer that I have it came up saying, "This image is hosted by Tripod images" as opposed to the pony right there. So I, being the beast I am, said, "I love images hosted by Tripod images!" and then...then...THEN my sweet Sirracannal replied lovingly saying, "So do I! :o :P" That's when I made the move. "Oh Sirra we have so much in common let's get married!
" Then. She accepted. "Yes, let's!
... *Sets up marriage preperations*
" We had Koopa_Shell perform our services, trying to go for some kinda gansta themed wedding, but Koopa was quite serious about this event. "We are gathered here today to take part in the most time-honored celebration of the human family, uniting a man and a woman in marriage.
Mr_Jenkins and Sirracanal have come to witness before us, telling of their love for each other. We remind them that they are performing an act of complete faith each in the other; that the heart of their marriage will be the relationship they create. In a world where faith often falls short of expectation, it is a tribute to these two who now join hands and hearts in perfect faith."
Oh wow Koopa. Beautiful.
Here are my vows.
"Sirra, I want you to know that from the first post I read by you, I knew you were awesome. I've seen many things, but none as interesting as you kicking Aidan in the "squibbles." I knew right then I'd have to try to make this relationship a little more long term. Then when I found out you liked images hosted by tripod, I knew you were the one. You're the glisten in my eye and the toothpaste on my toothbrush!"
And here are my Sugar Cube's. :oops:
"*Runs back in with laptop*
Ahem, I have finished writing my speech
*Clears throat, then opens laptop*
Mr_Jenkins, I knew from the post where you told me I was awesome, that you were the handsome, courageous knight of my dre
...
...
Whoops, guess I musta forgot to save the file from that point
"
Oh how she amazes me. :oops:
And that's the story of how me and Sirra were married. :D
Things I Learned From Gamespot
Umm...probably a lot of stuff. I learned a lot about graphic design that's for sure! I learned that the best people in the world like cats, that unions can be overwhelming if they get too popular, and that I have some of the best friends in the world in real life, and on the internet. Before now I would have thought that people you don't really know on the internet could never really be called one of my best friends, but I know now that I'm wrong. Thanks for being awesome guys and gals. ;)
Some of my favorite posts
Umm...I'm not sure how to go about this...How about the time in the AMFC where Aidan announce Lexie was being born?When Sirra made Aidan the maid of honor at our wedding. Awesome. :D When Fur got mad at Aidan that one time...oh wait...umm. When Courtney made that funny math joke. When Dragon said something to agree with me. :P When Koopa made a funny comeback. When Alex and DrAwesome had there *OFFICIAL* wedding. When twilight said *musical note.* When *insert your name* did *insert amusing activity here*
Post a Pic of Myself
Are you joking? I post videos of myself all the time. :lol: Here's a great sampler!
There you go. :P
So you Joined Only A Year Ago? (Multiple People)
No I joined 5 years ago. :P This is just my 3rd account. XD 16 now by the way. :D
How Long Did It Take Mr. Jenkins to Grow that Awesome Mustache?
Far. Far. Too. Long. Over 15 years actually. He's not a fast hair grower. :P
You Lost Contact With Bruno For Almost A Year.
And I was quite regrettable about that too. You're such a cool laid back kind of guy. ;)
How About An Ask You Anything Blog?
Sure! Ask me anything in the comments guys! I'll answer it in a video! :D
I want to see pie. Right. Now.
:|
HurricaneAlex making terrible jokes that aren't even jokes. :P
Way to go there. :P
It's Been That Long Already?
Yeppers. :D
How About A Tale of your Early Times?
Sure! I found gamespot by typing in videogames.com. They still own that domain which I find pretty cool! Try it! :D Anyways, I don't remember how or why, but I eventually made an account and discovered the unions. The first one I joined was The ****cs Union, where I got complimented on my avatar once! :D I somehow discovered a ragtag gang made up of some users like Beto, SonicShadowman, ...someone I know should remember, PMCB, and someone else...It was 5 years ago when I was 11, what do you want? :P They were really cool and really got me into the unions, but then when I got banned and used Marrium1 it all exploded. I think my biggest two places were K5Star and The Super Smash Bros Brawl Union. I was an officer in both, and they were both really active and huge. It was exciting, and I had great new friends like Pikaby, Chimecho, and a lot of others I can't recall in this crappy memory of mine. There was Tmunger I guess...but he was just god **** annoying honestly. :P I remember some people from SSBBU, but I don't recall names and remember they all got really annoying and started dissing on the game the union was about. What the hell? -_- Even the leader. :roll: There were a few people in the middle there. Bruno being one of them, who I found in some Design union I can't remember the name of. We hit it off really well, and he made this really cool online RP called LegendaryMythril. It was really complex, but there just weren't enough people playing for it to keep going. :( Fun while it lasted though. So my union was called The Chocolate Union, I made it back when I was waytogo24, well I got the leadership switched with a few mod pms and then I changed it after about 2 more years of inactivity to The Forum Games Union, which is still going. :D It is a really fun place. Fur and Bruno were two officers with me. Fur had invited me to be a charter member of The Catz Clan, it is still the bossenest place on GS for me. :D Anyways Forums Games Union started a bit rough, but it's got going really good. :D Koopa_Shell is one of the member that joined there, then later came crawling to the Catz Clan. :P So in the Catz Clan, I met my real friends. People like Courtney, Dragon, Aidan, and Twilight. This was the best little group I had ever been a part of ever on GS, still is in fact. Some newbies have come crawling in like Dr. Awesome, HurricaneAlex, Mariostar, Sirra, and Out_of_Ammo. (Actually the last two had know Fur for a very long time before they joined) I really do like anyone reading this right now. You're all really awesome and I'm glad that somewhere in here you were part of my GS History, even if I didn't mention. If I didn't it's probably because I'm rushing this. :D By the way, when you switch from internet lingo to proper grammar, your friend quantity and quality goes through the roof!
Here is a video to leave you with, even if it is a bit unrelated. :P Cereal Box Madness
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