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Grand Theft Auto; Duffel Bags

Y'know in the new trailer when he's firing that AK 47, he's wearing a duffel bag, and the limited edition comes in one.

I think, keeping in with the realistic new feel, guns will be stored in here and you'll have to take them out rather than them just appearing in you hands

A minute from Rhine

I'm in Germany chilling in the Rhine, not doing much and having a fun time. I'm grabbing a minute here and there so don't expect to much from yours truly

WoW+Old people

Picked up a copy of World of Warcraft for £10 today ($20). Despite being embraced by nerds everywhere and having the reputation of a rabbid dog it seems like a great game and defiently one for me.
Now, I always knew you paid a subscription fee but I never imagined so much. And it's not like buying a game whereby I just hand over money, I have to use my Mum's debit card. So I'm happy to dish out the money and I go and ask my Mum. Now the problem is that she's way to old to understand abou servers and **** and she's ****ed like hell that I have to pay more. And then my Dad comes in. Now my Mum doesn't know about tech and modern stuff but my Dad doesn't know about anything. So I tell him it's 8 quid a month, so he goes off the wall about it costing £100 per year. So I explain that they do different deals so a year if you buy in one cost only £90, and then he rants I'm trying to ****ing blind him with science. No offence but I could blind him with the iTunes interface, he can't work a thing.
And that brings me to my next point. I have always down my parents lack of tech skill to bad eye sight and hand eye co-ordination created by the ****s who made this damn unresponsive keyboard I'm typing with now. But then I met one of my Mum's friends son who lives on an island of 6 kids in Scotland. Now over their broadband and satellite are impossible and he spends his days watching terrestrial TV and kicking a football. Now we left him with the Sky box and he was worse then my parents. It wasn't hard, press the up arrow to scroll forwards and the down for backwards, then press select button to choose the channel.
"Well gee, where's the button" he grumbled in his Scottish accent
What? As if it wasn't already labelled it was in the most logical place imaginable. So now I know why old people can't use anything, they aren't use to thinking for themselves, everything was spoonfed by their parents and they've just copied that forever.
"Oh, but wait till you end up like them"
But I won't. First off I won't take my eye off the tech seen, secondly I won't be depressed about being lonely and having just a cat for company. I live in the **** hole of nowhere and am all by myself, I do have friends just I never see them outside of school, so I got a geek life with friends online, that'll be just how I spend my retirement, in a house full of tech. Finally I won't be too proud to see a doctor and will find out if I have cancer before it's to late, have proper gl****es and not get arthritis.

Crackdown

Who's gonna actually buy this game, me, that's who. So if anyone wants someone to go through in co-op with them drop me a line. Xbox Live marketplace rocks and I get my new PC tomorrow:)

Will you be my 360 friend????

I'm FINALLY gonna get onto Live and start playing games, but I'm small and new, how do I get friends, do I barge into games and add random people to my friends list or do I enter 4 on 4 matches and see who i like? 

Anyways, give me your GamerTag or look for PlyrYaKA, I should be up and running by  Wednesday.

Any hints on how to avoid the nasties and miss stick for my posh, punctual, unbroken half-Jewish voice? God I hate my parents for leaving me with that!!!!!!

Games I have on Live are:

Saints Row

Gears of War (who doesn't)

My brother goes on PES6 and he's getting FNR3, dunno about online there, he'd like friends aswell, be warned though, he swears too much, please please don't report my account, just send me a message and I'll take him off the headphones.

LOL 

Updates on the P.C situation/ more respect for Goldeneye

My P.C is officially ****ed so I'm getting myself a new media based Vista running baby Monday evening.

O.k now that every schoolchild in a playground from here to Timbukto is running around shooting each other with their fingers and it's just become another action movie franchise, Bond was once the peek of excelence. Goldeneye is without a doubt the best action movie ever, so instead of everyone taking the **** out of Bond remember that once, not to long ago, it was perfection

 

Excuses excuses

My desktop is bust and my laptops refusing to take internet so I'm actually typing this from my teachers unrestricted pc so I'll make this quick.

Either :

A, The pc will be fixed and I'll be back soon

B, The pc will be taken away and I'll be back in a year or

C, I'll get a new pc running Vista next week !!!!! 

How does American T.V work???

This is getting really confusing, I know about Fox and ABC or whatever it is but how does your Yank T.V work, over here Fox is tiny and we have something called Sky, a digital box that adds hundreds of channels to our T.V; is that what Fox is, or is Fox like BBC and free to everyone.
Our TV goes;
BBC 1 (free)
BBC 2 (free)
ITV 1 (free)
channel 4 (free)
channel 5
sky one . . .
and a load more