Games. For all you fatties, disabled or just plain gamers out there games are a way to go to another place, a place you can't really go, like the worldcup (or for the lard-lads football pitch), destroyed earth, racing track. Other games are just there for fun, too bring a little more joy into this world, like Bully.
But hard games aren't fun, being stuck in a crap car waiting for the real deal is **** and ought to be banned from games. I'm looking at you Gran Turismo.
And don't bull**** me about realism, theres no damage, what, is damage below realism!!!!!
I right this because I finally realise why I hate stealth games, hiding in the dark for half a ruddy hour isn't fun, and neither is having to do it over and over again

 Wasn't expecting it till the new year but it finally arrived with gow.
brilliant, got it set up real soon but the wireless connecter and oblivion come in the post later.

**** all. Maybe it's because I'm a naughty boy and i swear to much or because he's some fake ass perve in a red suit.
Ma got me Bully and the Alien Quadroligy, i.e I bought both and waited till Christamas.
My Dads mate who I have to call Unky Tim got me two Clarkson books, both are great and looking forward to pissing off the Librarian by reading them at break and lunch. Ain't no bookworm but nuthin' beats pissing off the Librarian.
On the other hand my real uncle, John, got moi a lynk shower set, nice. My dodgy aunt Kate managed to provide the "Oh, you shouldn't have" lie with a boat modelling kit, oh fun.
Our neighbours gave some good presies, just not to me, with a retarded hoodie and "Mind-Bending" puzzles. Yay.
The big news is my 360 fund, clocking in at a aunty-stonishing £600, the good thing about old people relising your too old for chocolate stockings and pitching £20.
Christmas dinner was as lame as ever, toothless grandma complaining the sprouts needed longer and my crippled brother pissing me off again. For those of you observant of time I'm writing this at the same time Dr. Who is on aswell as Emerdale.
For those of you currently watching Dr. Who your excuse of Billie Piper's **** has expired and you are officialy a nerd, and for the over 60's enjoy Mr. King having a heart attack or whatever in the country.
Also check out filmspot, pretty decent and should be great once they get more users.
Peace out y'all

Raise you glasses please on Jesus' birthday and remind me why I give a

Whats the deal with that!!!!!

Just logged into my e-mail account to find a "Kosher" email from someone pretending to be "NationWide".
Apparently w'ed been hacked and it wanted our credit card details to reopen our account,
Of course my web browser, Firefox, soon picked up this was a scam, after further research we found out it was and that it was just some **** trying to rip us off by copying and pasting the NationWide logo.
Merry Christmas ************ and **** my **** you ********* **** ***** ****** *****!!!!!!!!!

lol, didn't think the old one of Max Payne was really me, I'm more of a Mike Toreno person, or maybe Robert De Niro, anyway, tell me ya thoughts, love 2 know

Bad news everybody, for those of you who've been tracking my blog will know, my brother is disabled. Normally to give us a hand we have a babysister/assistant. Unfortunately the charity that supplies them have cut our time down from 45hours to 40, meaning my time shopping in stores in gone.
No biggy, I still have play.com, but it would be nice to flick through some second handers for those bargain classics

Crackdown-From the same dude who did GTA this game features RPG elements, 100% free roaming were you actually decide who, where and when to do what and a fantastic online playing mode.
Stranglehold-Basically gun-porn and showing of what next-gen can do with enviroments, expect short, unadulterated fun
Mass Effect-Strategy meets free-roaming meets action meets fun
Indianna Jones 2007-The first game to use the Euphoria game engine and bio-mechanical a.i-yeah, big words are cool, but this means smart enemys and realistic actions
GTA4- No f***ing **** Sherlock

lol, shoutout to KielW93, TheoKratos (cool name, beats PlyrYaKA), antsman (random name!!!!) andbilly918 for making a fat man very happy this Christmas