As anyone of level 40 will know, I wanna upgrade my P.C with extra ram and a decent graphics card.
What am I looking at for £70 ($140) and how do I stick them in, I'm getting a load of bull**** about gloves and demagnetised braclets.
Please help

I think it is about time I came clean about everything,  first off I ain't 36, I just said that because I use the same username, password and age for everything because half the web is blocked to us "kiddies".
Secondly I don't own 10,000 games like my thing says, I just put them up for the good taste badge.
And finally I don't own no 360, but getting one after Christams when the hords of old people drop off £3 each. Thinking of getting Oblivion, Gears of War and Viva Pinata for my disabled brother, don't feel sorry for him, he's a git and totally wet, think of Lord of the Rings as the scariest film hes ever watched, he's into football and rugby but it's really hard to find games he likes, also he hates platformers!!!!!!!! GIT

Just a quick shoutout too nexusprime for finally tracking me!!

Yeah, wicked border I've just got. Can't remember who I scabbed it off but I ain't no aussi

Oh, ninty ninty ninty. Just like in some dodgy walt disney sony shattered our christmas dreams and it was those little elves at ninty who put things straight. Unfortunately for me the wii is out of reach,  my flat mate is a cripple and that means that my fat ass won't be losing any weight

More Gta 4

I ain't gonna mess with no ones head. The PS3 is more powerful than the Big M's. But what is all that power without the games?
It appears to me that Microsoft has taken all the decent games, brought footie of Sony. Thats what happens now I'm afraid, the wealthier company will win.
First of, and the reason us brits have had to wait, the blu ray player. Old Mr 360's getting HD streaming don't ya know, so thats lobbed out. Free online gaming? Oh!!!! attractive offer. First of the web browser is a slow lump of Mr. Brown. Sony, how are you gonna take on the Big M's online capabilities. If you want a solid online experience I'd happilly fork out the extra dough.Six axis controller my ass, I'm fat and I've spent most of the 36 years God has graced e with on this Earth learning how to play and drink at the same time. If I wanted to be fit I'd get eye toy or a Wii, which smoothly brings to me Ninty.
Thank-you for refreshning gaming. Sony, Microsoft, do not fear Ninty, he poses no threat to your market. All the critics recomend buying a Sony or lining Bill Gates already bulging pockets aswell as handing over small change to those nice Ninty fellows. That has an entire new market aswell!!!
Phwee!!! I feel as though my geek soul has been lifted

Yes, you heard me right, I'm bored of gta:sa. Not completely mad, I have completed the damn thing 9 odd times, but it's no onger exiting and fresh. I still love the game but it's not quite 100 percent addicting anymore. For Christmas I have treated myself to Canis Canem Edit, or Bully. I just hope I can wait that long