If he is pointing the gun at point blank range right at my face I would pull his hand holding the gun towards the back of my left shoulder and at the same time kicking his guts then slip the gun off of his arm, get the weapon and there the tide has turned.

The other move I could do is grab his wrist on the hand with the gun pointing upwards and away from me then lean towards him and deliver a solid punch to the armpit and elbow him to the face. This method should be done really quick so that he wont be able to react at all.

However if he is pointing the gun at me at range then I'll just give him the money. :P

JCblueside

No, I garuntee you wouldn't do anything of the sort. My above post is the only honest one on this thread =P

p.s. we're not in the Matrix, and you're not Jet Li. Stop typing the garbage you learned at Tiger Schullman's Karate after soccer practice.

Hint: I live on the West Coast of the US.Rikusaki

You're supposed to guess the person above you, Dr. Genious. I'm guessing your from Oregon, their reading comprehension is lacking, which explains your poor post.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="RiSkyBiZ-13"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

It was around 12:45 AM. I was feeling very tired, and there was nothing on TV, so I decided to go to sleep. As I was lying in my bed, I saw a silver light in the sky, and it was reflecting off of my nose. This has never happened before. And I knew that it couldn't of been the moon, because the moon is always on the right side of my house. And this was in the very back of my house.

I sat up, and looked out of the window. It had some sort of glass on the top. And I saw a head inside of the glass. If anything it looked like a one pilot UFO (Probably used for combat). Why I came to this conclusion that It was used for combat you ask? Because I've been to many websites about Aliens, and UFO's, these websites had photos, and in some of those photos it had UFO's chasing pilots like this. And In all of those photos, all of the UFO's seemed to follow the same unique sleek design, looking as if it only had room for one pilot, and looking very manuverable. But I could be wrong.

The one I saw looked as if it had three lights on the bottom then the lights began to blink. Then all of the sudden they stopped. I called for my nephew who was on the top bunk ( I was on the bottom obviously). He said "What?" " I see a UFO, a promise to God that I'm not lying." I stammered. He got out of his bed, turned on the light in the room, and came down to my bunk. I showed him, he believed that it was the moon at first, but I told him that the moon is alwyas on the right side of the house, not in the back. He agreed. He said to set my alarm clock to go off in one hour, if it was still there then it was probably the moon, if it wasn't it had to be a UFO. I said "Alright." He climbed back in his bed, and went back to sleep, I stared at it for a few more moments, I saw that it was 1:00 AM, so I set my alarm clock for 2:00 AM, and went back to sleep. I woke up at 1:58, I noticed that It was too early for the alarm clock to right, so I turned the alarm off, and looked at the sky where it was. It was gone. It had to be a UFO. And I don't care if you believe me or not, I know what I saw.

Have any of you ever had an encounter with a UFO, or alien. If you have then please tell us.

Discuss.

gianshomai

does ur pooper hurt?

Uhh, no it doesn't hurt, are you suggesting that I was possibly abducted?

No he's not suggesting that.He's suggest that you probobly got anal probed then sexualy abused afterwards.

Exactly what I'm suggesting. I highly reccomend you head to your nearest proctologist, tell him this same story. Ask him to look for any kind of robotic device in your butt.

If someone pulled a gun on me and tolled me to give him every thing I have, I would jump in the air, doing absolutely nothing, then I would point and say look over there, he dosent fall for it then I would try to slap the gun out of his hand but I would miss, then he/she would say "Give the ******* goods" the I would fall on the ground and stand up, Then I would give him the $3.37 in my pocket and walk away!trapper94

What kind of hood says "Give the goods" lmao. Me personally, I'd probably urinate in my pants, vomit all over myself, and then pass out. He'd probably leave the wallet due to the risk of getting my pee on his hand.

I have 3 roommates this fall and I'm not sure how it's gonna go. Someone please help me with these weird questions I have:

1.) What are the chances that someone is gonna have plumber's crack? how often

2.) How often do roommates generally fight?

3.) What are the chances I'll get the misfortune of seeing a roommate naked?

4.) Seeing someone masturbate

Haha weird questions but I'm prepared for anything...

xTw1st4x

I spent 3 years living in military dorms, shared living. I'll answer as best I can.

1.) My gathered statistics show an 89% chance of seeing a plumber's crack in the morning. Every day.

2.) This depends on how much they drink, and what type of drunk they are. If your room mates are the typical "tough guy drunks," I reccomend investing in a Red Man suit and wear it when the liquor is brought out.

3.) The longer you live together, the less you're going to care. You have about a 99.9% chance of seeing one or both of them naked a few times.

4.) Hopefully not. You'll hear it though. It will wake you up. You will be mad.

It was around 12:45 AM. I was feeling very tired, and there was nothing on TV, so I decided to go to sleep. As I was lying in my bed, I saw a silver light in the sky, and it was reflecting off of my nose. This has never happened before. And I knew that it couldn't of been the moon, because the moon is always on the right side of my house. And this was in the very back of my house.

I sat up, and looked out of the window. It had some sort of glass on the top. And I saw a head inside of the glass. If anything it looked like a one pilot UFO (Probably used for combat). Why I came to this conclusion that It was used for combat you ask? Because I've been to many websites about Aliens, and UFO's, these websites had photos, and in some of those photos it had UFO's chasing pilots like this. And In all of those photos, all of the UFO's seemed to follow the same unique sleek design, looking as if it only had room for one pilot, and looking very manuverable. But I could be wrong.

The one I saw looked as if it had three lights on the bottom then the lights began to blink. Then all of the sudden they stopped. I called for my nephew who was on the top bunk ( I was on the bottom obviously). He said "What?" " I see a UFO, a promise to God that I'm not lying." I stammered. He got out of his bed, turned on the light in the room, and came down to my bunk. I showed him, he believed that it was the moon at first, but I told him that the moon is alwyas on the right side of the house, not in the back. He agreed. He said to set my alarm clock to go off in one hour, if it was still there then it was probably the moon, if it wasn't it had to be a UFO. I said "Alright." He climbed back in his bed, and went back to sleep, I stared at it for a few more moments, I saw that it was 1:00 AM, so I set my alarm clock for 2:00 AM, and went back to sleep. I woke up at 1:58, I noticed that It was too early for the alarm clock to right, so I turned the alarm off, and looked at the sky where it was. It was gone. It had to be a UFO. And I don't care if you believe me or not, I know what I saw.

Have any of you ever had an encounter with a UFO, or alien. If you have then please tell us.

Discuss.

-Big_Red-

does ur pooper hurt?