Life under the rule of my parents, at least. I had a great night tonight 'cause Kim and I went over to Jake's and hung out. And we had Chinese food, so it doesn't really get much better than that. My mom gave Kim a ride home and as soon as she got out of the van, my mom tells me that I can't go out tomorrow night after band because I have HW.
I've had homework every day of my life since freshman year, literally.
 But I've managed to keep straight A's, so I guess it's getting done sometime, but my parents have decided that it'd be easier for them to dictate how I'm going to spend my weekends, rather than letting me be a teen and doing my HW when I need to do it.
So I tried to argue that I'd do most to all of my HW tonight, even though it was about 10ish when I got home, and still, my mother said I couldn't go out. However, another bi-weekly family BBQ is coming up, and I just can't miss it, so that's where I'll spend my Sunday, instead of doing HW. Oh, and get this; I'm not supposed to do HW on my day off, because I'm one of those super-exciting teens who plans a road trip on his Monday off of school.
Pffft. I wish.
I'll be playing video games all day or something, but not homework, for that is forbidden in the house of Martin. I hate how they try to run my life and take credit for inspiring me and supporting me when I get nothing but **** from them. Sure, they drive me places but oh, how they do complain about it. The question that quite literally comes out of my father's mouth is 'What's in it for me?' Never sarcastic, unfortunately. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm sorry that I was ever born to have you drive me home from band practice or a friend's on occasion. What's in it for me? That still baffles me every time I hear it, no matter how much I prepare for it.
Oh, but there is that 'We're so proud of you' statement from time to time right after I'm awarded something. But when I forget to call from some place, I get ripped.
So essentially, my responsibilities are encouraged, yet discouraged if it involves money or them driving me somewhere. And I can't go out to a traditional band dinner at Village Inn so I can do my HW, but the barbeque is of definite importance. No working on my days off, I'm just supposed to veg and waste time, or something along those lines. And lastly, my parents can take credit for all of my accomplishments while depriving me of my youthful years. What a nice story to tell the children some day.
Assuming I'm allowed to have children, if I get my HW done before the delivery, and my parents get to say, 'All our hard work and now we have grandchildren.' How do my parents manage that much genius and compassion?
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