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Fanfiction Contest!

Since I am having a little bit of writer's block, I decided to have a contest!

Somewhere in this song... is the title of my next Fanfiction chapter... somewhere...

Whoever guesses it will win free non-T-virus cookies and his or her name at the very top of the next blog in massive lettering.

+100 internets also to the person who tells me the theme of this song, cause it has alot to do with the next few chapters of my fanfiction.

The song: "When the Man comes Around" by Johnny Cash. Ignore the video. Its cool, but it has nothing to do with the contest.

-Sgt. Hydra

Song of the blog:"Why Does this Always Happen toMe?"by Weird Al

Zero Tolerance Policy goes too far (Serious Blog)

This morning I opened my Sunday newspaper, hoping to catch the zany antics of "Opus" in the cartoons section, when something struck my eye.

Front page story: "Unruly School Boys or Sex Offenders?"

Here are the facts: Two boys (both 13)when around a school lunchroom slapping a few girls in the rear. This is obviously against school policy. The boys were then rounded up, sent to the principal's office, quickly interrogated, then sent to the local Juvie in handcuffs. If convicted, they will face 10 years in Juvinile Detention and have a lifetime membership in the sexual offender registry. The two "victims" acknowlegde that not only were they slapped on the rear, but they slapped their "attackers" as well. But the McMinnville District Attorney wants to assure me that his office takes sex crimes "very seriously." :lol:

My opinion: These are 13 year olds in a lunchroom rough housing. Their behavior is unacceptable and should be punished, but with a lunch detention, not a prision sentance. The Distrinct Attorney thinks that the "victims" are scarred for life, but I think that they are scarred from the school's harsh interrogations. I've been in one. You have no access to an attorney, you can't stay silent (they keep harassing you if you don't talk. Threatening you with expulsion), and you have no rights in general. The school principal is your judge, jury, and exocutioner. In today's modern legal system, all of the school's methods should be thrown out. But since kids lack any repersentation in our government, these methods continue. I don't know what will happen to these kids, but I certianly hope their lives aren't scarred forever.

-Sgt. Hydra

Avatar AMVs// My Music

Here is all of the Avatar AMVs that I find worthy enough to mention:

Power Metal:

FMA's Toph "Hunting High and Low" by Stratovarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OkA-Fr_MM

FMA's "Soldiers of the Wasteland" by Dragonforce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjO1SRaAR8g

FMA's "Destiny" by Stratovarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX9oUhcto1U

"Warriors" by Freedom Call: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJPYJbWGFE

"Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHxLuFBpwg

Emo (all featuring Zuko. Not very suprising):

"Solder Side" by System of a Down (not emo per se, but still pretty angry and depressed): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMVpgM-sA4

"Me Against the World" by Simple Plan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVRfyDWCctA

Country:

"Measure of a Man" by Clay Aiken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpAB9lrV7vQ

"Which One of Them?" by Garth Brooks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aacF6TrJ-sE

My New Theme Song. Watch this:

"Fat Lip" by Sum 41: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chnu20ciGlA

My music is pretty much all over. From FMA's power metal to Opera to Emo to Techno. I'm probably insane.

Read my fanfiction below if you get a chance...

Have another up tomorrow... maybe...

-Sgt. Hydra

I'll procrastinate tomorrow... maybe...

Avatar in Space Chapter 5

Book 1, Chapter 5: "Awake"

"Each moment is a place you've never been"

- Monk Qui on Time

"I'm gonna live forever. Or die trying."

-Shi-He, inventor of the cryo tube.

The airbender opened his eyes and saw nothing. "It has been over one-hundred years," he thought as he blinked twice, "since I last saw anything." His last memory was Monk Gyotso, shoving him into the cryo tube as all hell came in around him. Aang, still unable to see, tried to rub his ancient eyes, but found his hands chained.

"I see you're awake," A voice whispered in the darkness.

Aang tried to locate the voice in the room, Aang guessed it was a room, but couldn't find it. Hours crawled by, and Aang slowly came out of the darkness.

"Who... who is there?" Aang finally asked.

"No one in particular." The voice answered.

Aang smiled. "Got to be someone." Aang's vision had returned enough to see the outline of a man.

Another voice, this one older, talked to the other voice in the fog. "Vision's coming back. Another year longer in that freezer and the boy would have been blind as a wolf bat."

"The Fire Lord will be relieved that our captive is in such good condition," The younger voice said sarcastically.

"Captive?" Aang asked.

"Umm..." The voices were unsure if his question deserved a response.

"No we are talking about some else." The younger voice finally said.

"Oh, I was scared for a moment."

"You feel a whistling sound, Ty?" the younger voice asked.

"No, must be coming from in there." The older voice was behind a glass wall. Aang could see it now.

"Must be just the wind..." The young soldier screamed.

End of Chapter.

This chapter is the first part of a (counts on fingers) six chapter arc? Six chapter arc? Wow... I might have to shorten it a wee bit or combine some stuff, but its still gonna be a long story arc. You guys aren't gonna be seeing Katara, Sokka, or Zuko for some time. Well... we might see one of those characters soon... maybe... (laughs evily) :twisted:

-Sgt. Hydra

I've Thought About It...

And I'm happy to announce I'm staying. Why was I so depressed? Cause I was unemployed. Now I don't have that problem. :)

I didn't get the job I wanted, but its money in the pocket. I'm gonna be working in a farm, hoeing my day away. At 5 bucks an hour, its not the highest paying job. Its not even minimum wage. But its only for three hours a day, so its an off the books deal. I made 15 bucks today :D. Almost enough for Counter-Strike: Source!

What else cheered me up:

  • All of the support I have here. You guys are the best.
  • Johnny Cash and Nuclear detonations: click here. That's the song of the blog, btw. "When the Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash.
  • This video always cheer me up: don't click here.

My fanfiction will continue tomorrow. I've got a great story that I hope ya'll enjoy throughly.

-Sgt. Hydra

Depressed// Nicasso Gone// I'm Thinking About It

Today I woke up and everything that has been going wrong in my life just swirled around in my head for about an hour. So now I'm depressed, more than usual. Alot of things have been going wrong: I can't get a job, my parents are fighting again (probably won't result in divorce, but it still scares me), my love life has gone to hell, and so on. I'm probably not going to be in a good mood for the rest of the week.

Nicasso has offically left the building. He has, as he put it, "gone to accomplish the thing we call life." Something like that. Well this is one of thousands of goodbye blogs that are shaking TV.com to its core. The new members are joining troll organizations, making life hell for older members. I don't know if this is a long term trend, but it is happening.

I'm thinking about leaving. No really. My life is not going too well right now, and being on the computer for 12 hours a day isn't helping. I can't find a job and that is making me and my parents worried. Last report card was good, but I'm not sure I'll make it throughmy joiner year. Really,nothing is going good. So I'll be thinking about it.

-Sgt. Hydra

Avatar in Space Chapter 4

Book 1, Chapter 4: "No Turning Back"

"On Zuko, I can only say that there has never been a more incompetent, lazy, weak-minded individual. How he came from our Great Fire Lord will remain a mystery."

-Commander Zhao, "Glory: A Military History of the Fire Nation"

"Zuko? The Captain of a Warship? Don't make me laugh. My brother couldn't organize a boarding party... let alone command a ship."

-Princess Azula, upon hearing of the terms of her brother's banishment.

Cold seeped in from the wasteland. For a vessel that was meant for the infinite, a stretch of nothing where your very soul could freeze solid, one would think that the icy winds of Hati would be turned away. But Zuko never had that kind of luck. His life was a series of failures and his botched attempt to board the Earth Kingdom transport was no different. Not only had Zuko missed the Avatar, but he was personally responsible for crashing the ship. Now he and his men were stuck on this miserable planet, freezing their asses off. Soon, the native barbarians will come and...

Out of the corner of his eye, Zuko spied twelve speeders inching towards the ship. They were in the mountains now, at least several days away. "Well...," Zuko thought, "here they are now." Zuko weakly picked up his pulse rifle, not wanting to attempt to firebend against waterbenders. Zuko sat up, preparing himself to face the oncoming assault.

Two days later:

"Zuko?!? Zuko, where are you!?!" the old general shouted to the massive ship.

"Tourists, huh?" Katara wasn't surprised. She looked at the wreak and guess it was a failed boarding party. Only one way that firebenders would be on an Earth Kingdom ship.

"I'm looking for my nephew." The old man was tense now.

"Ah. Well I doubt he is alive after a full week out here." Katara said pessimistically.

"Sir." One of the soldiers that had come along spoke up. "We've found something."

Zuko, or his body rather, had been found. Nearby were other bodies, but the had gone the previous day.

"Its still warm. We probably just missed him." Iroh was in tears. Katara had never seen a firebender cry.

Katara sighed and drew out some water from her skin. Although she swore to herself that she would never heal a fire nation soldier, she could not bear bringing back a body from the wasteland. She had been to one funeral; she was not going to another one.

Four days later, in the Water Tribe village:

"We can't keep them here much longer." A voice said angrily.

Another voice, this time female, answered: "I'm with you Sokka, but until the scarred kid wakes up there is nothing we can do."

"They are helping themselves to most of what little supplies we have left. All of the food they gave us is already gone. They are pigs Katara and you never should have helped them."

The voices from the hut beside him continued for many hours, but eventually ceased.

Zuko was awake, but dared not move. He had been rescued, but by who? Zuko finally opened his eyes to find his uncle sitting beside him.

"Don't move," His uncle whispered gently.

"Uncle? What... Where is the Avatar, have you heard news?" Zuko was fully awake now. The furs that surrounded him reminded him of his warm bed back in the Fire Nation Palace.

Iroh looked out of the opening of the hut. "Well... the good news is that he is close."

"And the bad news?"

Iroh sighed. "There is no turning back after this..."

End of chapter.

-Sgt. Hydra

Before I forget: Kami. That name will have signifigence later...

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own

And the winner is...

Bunnibender!!!

Her idea was accepted.

Her idea: Where is Aang? On the Moon! Which moon? Well... the Southern Water Tribe's planet is called Hati and its moon is called Mani. So Aang is on Mani.

Where did I get the names? Don't click here. Don't even think about clicking here.

I'm not overriding the vote though...

Results:

  • A:0
  • B:4
  • C:1
  • D:2

Aang was on the Kyoshi Battlestar, you'll still get to see Admiral Suki (I promoted her character), and Aang will still be... um... I changed his character...

(Sarge is swarmed by angry people)

...I changed his age from 12 to 16 and gave him a full head of hair. Instead of tattooing and shaving, my version of Air Nomads just dye their hair white.

Now I support Kataang in this (not short, not immature, and not bald, Aang is no longer the source of my hatred. I love writing fanfictions!).

Hope that made some people happy.

-Sgt. Hydra

Fanfiction should be up tomorrow.

Keep Voting! Booths close at 9:00 PM West Coast time on Tuesday!

Current Vote:

Vote: Where is Aang?

  • A. On the Earth Kingdom Transport that Zuko captured.(not telling what happens to this one)
  • B. On the Earth Kingdom Battlestar (this ship is the Kyoshi Warriors'. Vote for this if you want to see Suki.)
  • C. Gone. He has already left for the Northern Water Tribe (Vote for this if you want Zutara.)
  • D. Free Choice. Same as the last ones.

Polls so far:

  • A:0
  • B:3
  • C:0
  • D:1

Keep voting! I've got a good feeling about the next chapter!

-Sgt. Hydra

Voting booths open! Vote now!

Okay, I'm having a wee bit of trouble writing chapter 4 due to a video game addiction (playing HL2), but I've gotten a good rough draft written. Only one problem: Where is Aang?

Vote: Where is Aang?

  • A. On the Earth Kingdom Transport that Zuko captured.(not telling what happens to this one)
  • B. On the Earth Kingdom Battlestar (this ship is the Kyoshi Warriors'. Vote for this if you want to see Suki.)
  • C. Gone. He has already left for the Northern Water Tribe (Vote for this if you want Zutara.)
  • D. Free Choice. Same as the last ones.

-Sgt. Hydra