I have the solution. Online multiplayer deathmatch with Miis!!!

Where's my million dollars for coming up with such a simple yet brilliant idea? 

Okay, I got a new idea.

Instead of "Legend of Zelda", the next game will be...are you ready for this? "LEGEND OF GANNONDORF"!!!

Wait, I got a better one. Legend....of....LINK!!! You are Zelda trying to save Link from Gannondorf's HIDEOUS fiance! 

It's an entire romance story, Zelda loves Link, but thinks that Link loves the fiance when the fiance loves Gannondorf when Gannondorf loves himself!

Brilliant. 

It appears that I play Wii Sports a little too hard. I'm sweating after 15 minutes :lol:

I have to have a fan and a bottle of water next to me before I turn it on. 

Hmmm, right now I only have Gunstar Heroes and A Link to the Past, but I'm looking for a great platformer. Which one should I get?

Graphics don't impress me anymore. As long as the game has a great frame rate and fast load times, I'm impressed enough.

As for the age thing, I'm not a big fan of blood and gore in video games. Extreme violence, blood and gore, etc. make a game less appealing. I get intense satisfaction when an enemy goes out with a POP! rather than a disturbing scream, a decapitation, bloody explosion, etc.

And as for the other thing you said, I don't know what it was, so yeah.