[QUOTE="TheCraving"][QUOTE="Master_Sword91"] [QUOTE="TheCraving"]WHATS THE POINT!? YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO DIE ALONE ANYWAY!!!!11111111ONEUTXII
If you really think that way then why even bother living anymore?
I was joking mate (hence the '111111oneoneone)
I say just ask her. Be confident. Whip your peice out and slap her in the face with it. Aw yeah.
Now THIS isn't what you do. :|
Alright fine!
Phone her, ask her out, but DO NOT mention it as a date. Just simple ask her if she'd like to go somewhere, see a film. Or better yet, see a film then go get some food, a good conversation there for the meal. Afterwards, walk her home, hopefully it will be a clear night and you can walk slowly, breathing in the night air together. It may be cool, so you can walk slow and take your time. Make conversation in this time. Ask about her and show her you care care by doing this.
When you reach her house, look her in the eyes. If she looks directly back then there is a good chance. Although, she could look away since she's embarrassed and shy, look for signs of her playing with her hair, tucking it behind her ear or biting her bottom lip.
This is the golden moment. Lean in close, make sure you have mints or chewing gum. Brush your hand lightly across her cheek, caress her skin as your fingers push her hair from her face. Put your hand on the back of her neck and gently pull her to you. Lean in and kiss her gently, but not soppy and no tongues, just a nice, few second kiss on the lips.
If she kisses back, happily whip out your peice and slap her in the face with it. Aw yeah.
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