Howdy People.

I was going to point you in the direction of a clip from "The Chaser's War on Everything" that was a parody of the Ten "I Believe" ads, but the ABC has copyright issues with that clip. *sigh*

Happy Easter, everyone! Hope you enjoy the holiday! :D

Jen

*wonders if that worked* Oh, and I should warn you that the clip may have things you may find offensive. Probably won't...

Yes, it's almost that time of year again.

The Logies.

AKA - the worst award show on TV.

The Logies are a joke. Just one, huge, whooping joke.

The problem with The Logies is that it gets promoted as being Australia's choice. It isn't. To vote in The Logies you have to be a TV Week reader. (Or fork out how every much it is nowdays to buy a TV Week to get the voting form.)

Less than 10% of Australia buys TV Week on a regular basis. Of those who do most of them are 14 year old girls (Hence the fact that so many awards go to Neighbours or Home and Away stars).

That being said... I'll probably watch it (because I am that lame). Even if Nine/MSN have a totally monopoly over it, and most people in show business secretly hate them. At least their allowed to get drunk whilst they watch their lives flash before their eyes...

Anway, on to who I want to win... (I hope the 14 year olds agree with me this year... *shakes fist*)

Gold Logie - Most popular personality on TV
Natalie Blair
Rachael Carpani
John Howard
Simmone Jade Mackinnon
Rove McManus
Bert Newton
Kate Ritchie
John Wood

GO JOHNNY!!

Silver Logie - Most popular actress
Natalie Bassingthwaighte (Neighbours, Network Ten)
Natalie Blair (Neighbours, Network Ten)
Rachael Carpani (McLeod's Daughters, Nine Network)
Simmone Jade Mackinnon (McLeod's Daughters, Nine Network)
Kate Ritchie (Home And Away, Channel Seven)

She can almost act. The rest can't...

Silver Logie - Most popular actor
Brendan Cowell (Love My Way, W Channel)
Mark Furze (Home and Away, Channel Seven)
John Howard (All Saints, Channel Seven)
Aaron Jeffery (McLeod's Daughters, Nine Network)
Paul O'Brien (Home and Away, Channel Seven)

Eh.

Most popular light entertainment program
Bert's Family Feud (Nine Network)
Deal or No Deal (Channel Seven)
Rove Live (Network Ten)
Thank God You're Here (Network Ten)
20 To 01 (Nine Network)

Oh, God. Anyone but Bert F-ing Newton. Or Eddie. I'll like to shoot Eddie, if I got the chance...

Silver Logie - Most popular presenter
Wil Anderson (The Glass House, ABC TV)
Grant Denyer (It Takes Two, Channel Seven)
Melissa Doyle (Sunrise, Channel Seven)
David Koch (Sunrise, Channel Seven)
Rove McManus (Rove Live, Network Ten)

I'll watch it just for this award. I like all of 'em. But COME ON WIL!! HE HAS TO WIN!The Glass House is no more, and he really deserves it. It was the funniest thing ever.

Most popular sports program
Before the Game (Network Ten)
The Footy Show AFL (Nine Network)
The Footy Show NRL (Nine Network)
RPM (Network Ten)
Sports Tonight (Network Ten)

Most popular new female talent
Jolene Anderson (All Saints, Channel Seven)
Brooke Hanson (What's Good For You, Nine Network)
Michelle Langstone (McLeod's Daughters, Nine Network)
Amy Mathews (Home and Away, Channel Seven)
Jessica Tovey (Home and Away, Channel Seven)

ARGH!! THEY ALL SUCK!

Most popular new male talent
Dustin Clare (McLeod's Daughters, Nine Network)
Ben Lawson (Neighbours, Network Ten)
Bobby Morley (Home and Away, Channel Seven)
Chris Sadrinna (Home and Away, Channel Seven)
Andrew Supanz (All Saints, Channel Seven)

Same.

Most popular reality program
Australian Idol (Network Ten)
Big Brother (Network Ten)
The Biggest Loser (Network Ten)
Dancing With the Stars (Channel Seven)
It Takes Two (Channel Seven)

The least annoying of them all. Damn BB. Damn AI. Damn BL!

Most popular life****program
Backyard Blitz (Nine Network)
Better Homes and Gardens (Channel Seven)
Getaway (Nine Network)
The Great Outdoors (Channel Seven)
What's Good For You (Nine Network)

Ernie and the Shell-ster.

Most popular Australian Drama
All Saints (Channel Seven)
Blue Heelers (Channel Seven)
Home and Away (Channel Seven)
McLeod's Daughters (Nine Network)
Neighbours (Network Ten)

I was a Blue Heelers fan back when it was good... It deserves another award for Maggie.

Silver Logie - Most outstanding drama series, miniseries or telemovie
Answered by Fire (ABC TV)
Love My Way (W Channel)
RAN: Remote Area Nurse (SBS)
The Silence (ABC TV)
The Society Murders (Network Ten)

Woo! The W channel rocks.

Silver Logie - Most outstanding actor
Matthew Le Nevez (The Society Murders, Network Ten)
Ben Mendelsohn (Love My Way, W Channel)
Richard Roxburgh (The Silence, ABC TV)
David Wenham (Answered by Fire, ABC TV)
Dan Wyllie (Love My Way, W Channel)

Silver Logie - Most outstanding actress
Daniella Farinacci (The Society Murders, Network Ten)
Claudia Karvan (Love My Way, W Channel)
Asher Keddie (Love My Way, W Channel)
Judith McGrath (All Saints, Channel Seven)
Susie Porter (RAN: Remote Area Nurse, SBS)

Most outstanding news coverage
Escaping the Border (ABC TV News)
Escaping the Mine (Sunrise, Channel Seven)
Scully Sacking (Nine Network News)
Sexual Abuse in Aboriginal Communities (Lateline, ABC TV)
Sexual Abuse of the Elderly (Lateline, ABC TV)

Most outstanding public affairs report
Abu Ghraib (Dateline, SBS)
Four Days in Dili (Dateline, SBS)
The Great Escape: Brant Webb and Todd Russell (Nine Network)
The Mourning After (Australian Story, ABC TV)
The Terri Irwin Interview (Nine Network)

Most outstanding documentary
The Battle of Long Tan (The History Channel)
The Bridge at Midnight Trembles (SBS)
The Floating Brothel (ABC TV)
Life at 1 (ABC TV)
Who Killed Dr Bogle and Mrs Chandler? (ABC TV)

Most outstanding factual series
Border Security (Channel Seven)
Dynasties (ABC TV)
Jamie's Kitchen Australia (Network Ten)
Peking to Paris (ABC TV)
RPA (Nine Network)

Oh. I don't care. But PtP is the best of them...

Most outstanding comedy program
The Chaser's War on Everything (ABC TV)
The Glass House (ABC TV)
Spicks & Specks (ABC TV)
Stupid Stupid Man (TV1)
Thank God You're Here (Network Ten)

ARGHH!!! LOOK AT IT!! I LOVE all those shows. This one cat. sums up the only good shows on Australian TV... The Glass House, has to win though. It's finished.

Most outstanding sports coverage
3 Mobile Ashes Series, Second Test (Nine Network)
The Australian Open 2006 (Channel Seven)
2006 FIFA World Cup Germany - Italy v Australia (SBS)
2006 Olympic Winter Games (Channel Seven)
2006 Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 (Network Ten)

Most outstanding children's program
Blue Water High (ABC TV)
Camp Orange: Slimey Hollow (Nickelodeon)
H20: Just Add Water (Network Ten)
Mortified (Nine Network)
The Upside Down Show (Nick Jr)

Graham Kennedy Award for most outstanding new talent
Emily Barclay (The Silence, ABC TV)
Aaron Fa'aoso (RAN: Remote Area Nurse, SBS)
Emma Lung (Stranded, SBS)
Sam Parsonson (Love My Way, W Channel)
Alex Tilman (Answered by Fire, ABC TV)

DON'T CARE!

Jen

I actually wrote a fic that I really like. Shocking, I know! It was so weird because I just got the idea and ran with it and did the whole thing in one go. And normally I'm nervous about posting anything, but totally fine this time.

I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS!

Hence the whole weird, nervous, energy. Damn Starbucks and their delicious coffee.

Anyone heard the song Ruby? Good song. *gives thumbs up*

Better go, I've got a millions things to do whilst online. SO many fics that I need review!

Cheerio! (Mmm... Cheerios)

Jen

Ergh. I just used the word "cool", I feel really "lame" now.

Anyway, the book The Time Traveler's Wife (aka one of the greatest books ever written) is being turned into a movie!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452694/

And here's what Wikipedia has to say... Well, it won't let me tell you what Wikipedia has to say, so go check it out yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Traveler%27s_Wife

And to top it off it's raining! WOOOO!!!

Jen

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Hi everybody! (Hi Doctor Nick!)

Sorry. I'm really bored.

After going to Marion yesterday (woo! Marion) I was asleep by 7:30 (I told you I was going home to sleep lots, Han), so I've had a lot of sleep. I woke up at 5 because it was seriously cold, but then I went back to sleep at 9:30. I then slept till 12.

So, there's my sleeping habbits. Lots of sleep!

I'd talk about what we did at Marion... but that'd take too much effort. We did stuff.

Jen

In The Day After Tomorrow, why were they burning books when there was all those lovely wooden tables and chairs RIGHT next to the books?

Weird, how that just hit me.

Eh, I'm off to hurt my brain by thinking about The Grandfather Paradox...

(If you had a time machine and travelled back in time and killed your own granfather you'd never have been born, but if you were never born you never would have gone back in time to kill your own grandfather...Ouch)

That makes so little sense when I say it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox

My computer's going to be taken away... NOOOOO! I don't want it to go!

Anyway, thought I'd come say farewell to you guys... I'll be back sometime in the future... hopefully.

So, see ya guys, you're my heros!

*waves*

Jen

I've come here to rant.

Because I feel sick, and I promised Bethany I'd do her SOSE (Study(ies?) of Society and Enviroment) homework... and I'm stalling. Eh. I've got another 7 or so hours.

Wanna hear what's wrong with me? I'll take that silence as a yes. I have this weird stomach cramp thing going on. But it's been going on for about a month now. It feels like I have a stich (like you get when you run too much) all the time, but it's not in the place you'd normally get them.

Also; cuts aren't healing anymore. I have a scratch (and I stress a scratch - it wasn't at all deep, and didn't even bleed) that I got on Christmas day and it's STILL there. Not to mention a few other hundred cuts that don't seem to be going away.

And the other night I was reading and I looked down at my left hand and every fingernail was bleeding, and since I was reading a library book and didn't want to get blood on it I had to switch hands.

Who agree my life sucks?

And I'll probably be dead before I get to my doctor's appointment a week from Thursday.

And Flash isn't on this computer anymore. So I can't rate or review or do anything here. It sucks BIG TIME.

But, at least I'll get to see Crossing Jordan one last time! (If I don't die before ten tonight) It's on tonight! (Which is a Tuesday) and I think I'm going to watch NCIS tonight (Because didn't I tell someone I'd watch it? Was that tonight's ep? WHAT is tonight's ep and why do I want to watch it?)

Eh.

Anyone have any ideas what I'm dying of? Could be useful to know.

See ya guys later (probably not)
or as my sister and many of her friends say... C U gys l8r *silently weeps in the corner*

Oh, and I keep thinking of Touched By An Angel (in part - Andrew - wasn't he the "Angel of Death"?) that can't be a good omen, can it?

Remember that episode where Monica got drunk? :lol:

Sorry, but I still don't hate Cam. I've tried, really, I have, but unlike certain other characters I could mention I can't hate her.

HODGELA!! Did everyone see it?! It was SO good! I've been trying not to say this, but I have to...

I TOLD YOU SO!!

I knew it was going to happen. :D

I also knew it was the blond kid. It's the Children of the Corn theory. You know? It's always the blond kid. Yer...

I think my phrase for a while is going to be... "Are you having a moment?" And I'll say it exactly the way Zach did.

Are the ff.net alerts not working AGAIN?! Far out. *sighs*

Better go find out...

Cheers M'dears.
(Random)

So, everyone, what's YOUR three favourite songs at the moment? You know, the ones you just can't stop listening to? You know you want to spill the beans! (Metaphorically speaking - don't going spilling any real beans. That's wasting food!)

Mine are...

  Changing Emily by Special Patrol (which is a Adelaide band (http://www.specialpatrol.com.au/ - You can download the song there)
  Califonia by Something for Kate
  New York by Eskimo Joe

*walks off humming*

Till next time...

Jen