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I've DONE IT AGAIN!

The TV Angel of Death (me) strikes again.

My latest victim is... Crossing Jordan.

You see, about three weeks ago I said that CJ was my favourite TV show, and now it's been cancelled.

This always happens to me.

As soon as I say a show's my fav something extremely bad happens.

Two (and a half) weeks after I said NCIS was my favourite Twilight happened.

I said The Glass House was my favourite show and two weeks later it was cancelled, DISPITE the fact that it was getting it's highest ratings ever.

Three weeks after I said Doctor Who was my fav, the 9th Doctor became the 10th.

And this has been happening my whole life!

Two weeks after I said Blue Heelers was my favourite show Maggie died.

Does anyone remember Maggie? *sigh*

Now excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep...

Jen

Chasing Liberty

I just watched Chasing Liberty (again) Yes, that's right; me watching a Mandy Moore movie for the second time (first was on camp last year, but I didn't get to see all of it). And I actually like it. Well, sorta like it. There's these two agents that totally have the whole Tate thing going on and they're they make the movie. That, and Mark Harmon "H-A-T hat!" The rest I pretty much hated. Oh, except that guy was English and had a cool accent, and there was funny one-liners. But for me it's those two secret service agents. I'm IN LOVE with them. Sorry, not making sense. It's very early in the morning here. Also; Logies. Man, I ALWAYS forget that I should NEVER watch the Logies. I can't believe how crap Australian TV is. It's the saddest thing I ever saw... But the Logies were okay. Loved MW. Poor Fifi... And I loved Adam, Dave, Fifi and Hamish and Andy. They were funny. Even if some of the jokes I'd heard before... But what was with all the swearing?! A couple of years ago Rove got in trouble for saying the same word that I heard at least eight times (that's when I stopped counting). What the? And why won't TV.com let post blogs anymore?! Jen

*FOC* (Falls Off Chair)

I just realised NCIS has a new opening thingy! (Well, duh, they get a new one every season) I only just watched it. I don't like it much. *shakes head* And it doesn't go with whatever music I was listening to.

Bethany just told me the person on NCIS was from the CSI. She meant CIA, but it had me laughing for a good five minutes. Then she asked what CSI was. Which had me laughing again.

Should have said no to that third coffee.

Just say no, Jen.

I'm just excited because it's Tuesday and Crossing Jordan's on! If I was a TV show I'd be Crossing Jordan; not that popular and has a weird, twisted, sense of humour. And is slightly English (Nigel).

I'm thinking of creating a new C2 community on ff.net for Tate one-shots. There isn't a place you can go just to read one-shots, and sometimes that's all I want to read... But maybe that's just me. So, what do you think?

I think I want a cup of tea!

*skips off*

Jen

While We're Waiting...

While we're waiting for the pics, I thought I'd do one of these things that everyone else seems to be doing... I stole it off some person on MySpace. 

* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:  Green
Hair Color:  Brown
Height:  Short
Favorite Color: Grey  
Screen Name:  Toplesslemon
Favorite Band:  The Fray/Snow Patrol
Favorite Movie:  Garden State
Favorite Show:  Crossing Jordan
Your Car:  Invisible
Your Hometown:  Adelaide
Your Present Town:  Adelaide
Your Crushes First Name:  Foxtel Guy
Your Grade:  *stares blankly*
Your St-yle: Post Modern 


* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?  Yes, but not this house
Kissed someone in the rain?  Yes! :D
Danced in a public place?  Yep
Smiled for no reason?  All the time
Laughed so hard you cried?  Yes
Written a song?  Yes
Sang to someone for no reason? No
Performed on a stage?  Several times
Talked to someone you don't know?  Yes "stranger danger"
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?  Probably
Made out in a theatre?  Yep
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?  Yep
Been in love?  Maybe *shrugs* What is love, really?

* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?  Mum and or sister when I got home last night
Tell you, I love you?  Han
Kiss you?  Wouldn't you like to know!
Hug you?  Someone yesterday at Han's birthday bowling.
Tell you BYE?  Same answer
Write you a note?  Mum, this morning, telling me to buy milk
Take your photo?  Someone yesterday (Cameron, I think)
Buy you something?  Mum bought me dinner, if that counts.
Go with you to the movies? Han, Lauren and Karl. We went and saw Disturbia.
Sing to you?  *shrugs*
Write a poem about you? I don't think anyone ever has... 
Touch you?  Ewww... dirty!

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?  How the hell am I suppose to know? I laugh all the time!
Time you cried?  Uh... couple of weeks ago.
Movie you watched?  Two Weeks Notice last night.
Song you've sang?  Ruby (Ruby, Ruby, Ru-by!)
Time you've looked at the clock?  Just then, it's 9:34
Drink you've had?  Pepsi
Number you've dialed?  Can't remember; it was a long time ago. I don't tend to use the phone.
Book you've read? Break No Bones 
Food you've eaten?  Pasta! With some kind of white sauce that had bacon and mushroom and onion in.
Flavor of gum chewed?  Watermelon
Shoes you've worn?  Platform sneakers
Store you've been in?  Target
Thing you've said? 

* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands? Yes 
Whistle?  Yep
Blow a bubble? With what? *looks disturbed* 
Roll your tounge in a circle?  Yo
Cross your eyes?  Yeah
Touch your tounge to your nose? Nay 
Dance?  No, and I don't want to.
Gleek?  What the hell is that?!
Stay up a whole night without sleep?  'Course.
Speak a different language?  Yes! "Australian"
Impersonate someone?  I am right now!
Prank call people?  I wouldn't want to. They can track you by the phone calls you make.
Make a card pyramid?  Yep.
Cook anything?  Several things

* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a...  tomato
I wish...  I had a tomato
So many people don't know that... actually a piece of toast
I am...  a song by Killing Heidi
My heart is... in my chest

Jen

Ta-Da!

Hellooooooo folks!

Well, I'm back from camp. Obviously. :roll: Anyway, on camp, I actually wrote you all a letter... Which I'll put here once my pics are developed (I've got an old-school camera - film and everything).

But while we're waiting I shall tell you my favourite FIVE video clips at the moment...

The Shins - Phantom Limb
The Killers - Read My Mind
Bright Eyes - Four Winds
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
The Matches - Papercut Skin

*hums*

Jen

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, I mean, everyone!

Bye guys!!

I'll talk to you all when I get back from camp.

The following are all true facts about Tina Fey:

  1. Tina Fey will kill you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday...you will die at the hand of Tina Fey.
  2. Tina Fey's glasses do more than just improve her vision. They also shoot lasers.
  3. Tina Fey has the ability to blend into her surroundings like a chameleon, but she prefers not to do it because she believes her body is "too stunning to hide."
  4. Tina Fey considers pain subjective, laws annoying, ass-kicking her God-given right, and gravity optional.
  5. Tina Fey defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Tina Fey loves you.
  6. While still in the womb, Tina Fey cut her own umbilical cord because she "didn't need anyone's help."

Veronica Mars *bursts into tears*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks to Bogan Big Brother Veronica Mars is being taken off.

*sob*

DAMN THEM ALL!

(Can you tell I'm slightly upset about this? Now what will I do on Friday nights? Might have to actually go and get a life *sigh*)

I'm SO sick of TV. ARGHH!!

Jen

Oh, and I'm going on camp next week, so I won't be here from Tuesday to Thursday (that's Aussie time, peps).

Drops of Jupiter (a NCIS fic)

Look everyone, a fic!

I don't really know what to do with this one. I suddenly realised that although there's a lot of fics that have Kate returning (from her holiday), I haven't really read any that are set after she returns and how she deals with everything. So, that's what I tried to do. I'm also not really sure of this because it's written from Tony's POV and I've never written a POV fic before.

It's called Drops of Jupiter because that's what I was listening to when I got the idea, and whilst I wrote it. Well, the first bit. It also mentions the song Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by Nine Days (which I listened to when I was finishing it).

It's dedicated to Pluto. In my heart, Pluto, you would always be a planet...

I wouldn't read this if you're not a fan of the Tate. As I now like to say... "Tate happens!"

There's something different about her now, now that she's returned. It's something that I can't quite put my finger on. I spend hours staring at her trying to figure out what has changed.

Her hair is longer now; it falls way past her shoulders. A few days after she returned I heard her say to Abby that she was thinking of getting it cut, but Abby convinced her not to. Her fringe, or what used to be her fringe (can you call it a fringe if it's not longer fringe-like?), can now be tucked behind her ears. She doesn't have to stop whatever she's doing every five minutes to move hair out of her eyes. I don't think she ever realised that she was doing it, but I did.

She's slightly skinnier, not that much, just enough to make her look slightly different. Her clothes are slightly different too; she wears mostly brown and beige colours now. The st yle (TV.com doesn't like the word st-yle) is exactly the same as it's always been; just the colours are different. It's like they're still the same, only duller. I can't remember the last time I saw her wear anything green.

She doesn't wear scarves that much anymore; only on very cold days. I have never met someone with so many of the damn things. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to them. Where are they now? Does she even still have them? Are they sitting at back of a wardrobe or in an attic somewhere? Did anyone keep them for her?

She still gets her headaches, and she still has the biggest bottle of aspirin I've even seen. She's had three headaches this week already. I can't remember if that's more or less than it was before. It's sometimes hard to remember the before. She never complains about them, but than again, she never did.

She refuses to gang up on McGee with me. She doesn't even tease him anymore. Maybe she thinks that it's Ziva's job now. When she heard that me and Ziva had glued McGee's head to his desk she just sighed. But it wasn't a "you're such an idiot" sigh, or even a "you infuriate me" sigh (that I used to hear so much), it was a slightly depressing sigh, a sad sigh.

She wasn't this quiet before. She can't have been. There's no banter anymore, she won't bite. Or elbow me, or even roll her eyes. Sometimes I think of things to say to her that I KNOW will get her pissed off, and I go to say it, but then I look at her and I can't. She looks so small and tired. Like she doesn't have the energy to fight me. So I don't. I don't say things just to annoy her. I don't throw paperclips, paper planes, staples or food at her. I don't chat up every female around us (well, I try not to). I just don't.

She still has one of the most beautiful smiles I have ever seen. The day after she returned Abby gave Tony (the dog, not me) back to her and her smile lit up the room. Yet, somehow, when she smiles she looks sad. She reminds me of that song about the girl who cried a river and drowned the whole word. "And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, when she smiles..."

She doesn't say what happened to her, where she went or why she had to go. She doesn't say why she's back either, only that "it was time". There are a lot of rumours; each more crazy than the last. I've heard stories about terrorists, witness protection, the FBI, the CIA, and even aliens and acts of God.

I'm not the only one watching her, though. I think everyone seems to be keeping an eye on Kate. I constantly catch Gibbs watching her over his coffee cup (and he catches me, though we say nothing about it), and he doesn't yell at her at all. Ducky finds more and more reasons to visit and he calls her Caitlin a lot more than I remember him doing. McGee watches her too (though he makes it less obvious), and yesterday I heard him yelling at a bunch of agents for talking about Kate behind her back. Abby hasn't left her side, at all. Any work that she can do at Kate's desk she does, and Kate has a second desk in Abby's lab, where she spends a lot of time. Gibbs doesn't seem to mind. Sometimes the only time I hear her talking is when she's talking to Abby.  

It may sound weird, but I have the strangest urge to hug her when I see her now. It never used to be like this; I used to have the urge to do things that would annoy her (like removing the staples from her stapler and throwing them at her, or unplugging her mouse), or to say things that to make her angry (she's hot when she's angry), or to do other things, but never to just hug her.

Like now, for instance. We're waiting for the elevator, and Kate's standing next to me, reading a file, chewing the end of her pen. Has she always chewed the ends of her pens? Has she always been that short?

'Kate,' I say suddenly

'Mmm?' She says, looking up at me briefly, before returning her eyes to the file. The only thing I can think of is to hug her, so I do. I wrap my arms around her and bring her as close as possible. I feel her tense slightly. 'Tony?'

'Shh...' I instruct, and for a few glorious seconds I just listen to her breathe. It's still hard to believe she's here, in my arms, breathing, living.

'What are you doing?' She asks, her voice muffled in my clothes. Not, "what the hell are you doing?", no elbowing, punching or scratching like I could have expected if I tried this before. She's not trying to escape at all. I'm listening to you breath, that's what I'm doing, Katie.

'Hugging you.' I say instead

'Why?' Why not?

'You looked like you needed one.' I wince, as I say it; it's one the most clichéd lines I've ever said, but suddenly she's crying. Which feels so weird; Kate Todd doesn't cry in front of me, she's too strong for that! Well, at least she used to be...

I take the file from her, and let it drop to the floor. She buries her head in my shoulder. The elevator arrives. Thankfully, it's empty, so I gently pull inside, and press a random number. Just as the doors close I see McGee pick up the file. As soon as the doors close I stop the elevator and I let her cry, and cry and cry.

After a couple of minutes the crying slows, and then stops. She seems to collect herself and she steps back, out of my arms and to the other side of the elevator. She wipes her eyes and I restart the elevator.

'Sorry' she says with a sniff, and looks at her feet

'For what?' I ask, and she doesn't have an answer. I didn't think she would.

The elevator doors open and I'm thankful to see that we can get to my car from here. I start to exit the elevator, but stop in front of the doors when I realise Kate isn't following.

'Come on,' I say, holding out my hand

'Where?' She asks wearily. Away from here. Somewhere where you'd kick me in the balls for even suggesting to hold hands.

'Home,' I say with a sigh, and she takes my hand.

I call Abby as we're leaving headquarters. I let her deal with Gibbs, if any of us can it's Abby.

We drive straight to her place and there's no complaints about me knowing where she lives, and she doesn't make any remarks about me being sexist and it doesn't feel like her.

It starts raining as we park, so we hurry inside. Tony meets us at the door and Kate pats her absentmindedly. Tony ignores me. Her new place is nothing like her old one. I was only there once. I can't even remember why I was there. Her old place was full of pictures of friends and art and was painted deep earthly colours. Her new place has salmon pink walls. I don't know why that bothers me that much. She sits on the couch and I sit next to her. She looks at me if she's expecting me to say something. I don't know what to say. So, instead, I pick up the TV remote from the coffee table in front of us, turn the TV on, and hand the remote to her. She flicks through the channels. We watch part of a news bulletin, a few infomercials, and TV evangelist confirms my suspicions that I'm going to hell, before she settles on a repeat of The X-Files. Fox is having a marathon. If I were Fox I'd have lots of X-Files marathons.

After three episodes she turns the TV off and turns to me.

'Did you want something?' She asks

'Yes, actually,' I say 'I've always wanted to watch The X-Files with you.' She continues to look at me. 'I figure that if you watch enough you'll eventually dye your hair red and spend all your time with me, travelling across the country solving the unsolvable. In rented Fords.' She looks at her fingers and I swear that she almost smiles.

'Okay, then.' She says and turns the TV back on.

After another seven episodes the marathon finishes and I mute the TV. It's grown quite dark and the only light is coming from the TV. I turn to her.

'Kate,' I say, then pause. She looks at me expectantly. I have to tread carefully. 'Are you okay?' She gives me a look that I can't read.

'Why wouldn't I be? I'm back, aren't I?' She says slightly bitterly. I sigh and run my fingers over her forehead. Alive, I remind myself. No bullet, no death, alive. In front of me, breathing. I'm not good at these emotional parts. What do I say? "Kate, I want you to go back to the way you were before you left because you're starting to worry me and I really miss you"?

'Kate, I just want you to talk to me. Tell me about it.'

'About what?' She asks

'Everything.' I reply 'Well, everything you want to talk about.'   

So she does, and we talk long into the night. She tells me how her mandatory sessions with a shrink are just making her more depressed, that sometimes she only wants to talk to Abby, that isn't ready to talk about the how, what, when, or why, but one day she will be, that sometimes she doesn't feel like herself, and she hates the salmon pink walls.

'It wasn't my choice, you know.' She says later, while we're watching an old movie.

'I didn't think it was.' I say, and it's true.

'And when I got back you had replaced me, and rightly so, it wasn't like I expected you not to, but,' she pauses 'it was like you had moved on, and didn't need me anymore.'

'Kate,' I say, and wrap my arm around her shoulders 'we will always need you. McGee's too ugly to be Scully.' Kate laughs and I can feel her laugh. She leans into my shoulder.

'We hadn't moved on, Kate, we couldn't.' I say a few seconds later, and she seems to except that.

'Good,' she says with a yawn, and I see her close her eyes.

'I should go.' I say, after looking at my watch.

'Mmm...' Kate says into my shoulders, but doesn't move.

'Or not.' I say, as I suddenly realise how tired I am and we fall asleep sitting on her couch.

When we wake, we're slightly hungry and stiff, it's later than normal and we're going to be late if we don't hurry. It becomes slightly crazed as we hurry to get ready (I'm glad that I have clothes in my car to change into), and find my keys (they had fallen in the crack between the back of the couch and the cushion. I also found an M&M and a hair tie back there). It isn't until we're in my car, slightly wet (it has been pouring with rain all night and it's still spitting), that I realise...

She's wearing a green top.

Must Not Rant... Must. Not. Rant.

I had to delate this blog. I realised I was being too much of a biat8h. (I don't know what that means. I think it's a mis-spelling of, well, bitc... that word. But I got called it yesterday, so maybe someone knows.)

Someone, last night, added me to MSN messenger and then hurled abuse at me! Well, first they asked if I was a Tate fan, THEN they hurled badly spelt abuse at me.

Which is the thing that annoys me the most. Sure, call me whatever you want, but at least spell it correctly!

The thing is, it's happened to me before (not in quite this way), and it's also the same shipping. (Maybe it's the same person - stalking me.)

What puzzles me is; (appart from the bad jokes) I'm the one agreeing that everyone's allowed their own opinion. (I swear, yesterday I used the phrase: "I respect your opinion") I'm also the person in the corner not voicing my opinion that Abby/Ari is one of the weirdest ships I've ever heard of. (What would you call it? Abri?)

Oh, and another thing, I'm sick of people saying IMO. Well, the overuse of it now. In my opinion isn't that hard to type!

There was something else too, but I can remember it.

Oh, yes, the people at Centrelink!

And computer-machine phone calls!

ARGHH!!

Jen

Oh, and I have it on good word that the thing the people in the Aussie Big Brother are going to go without is water. Queensland (where BB is taped) is on level 5 restrictions. Ouch.

(Sorry if you work at Centrelink, but someone left me on hold for 20 minutes the other day!)

Proof That It Can Always Get Weirder (David Duchovny)

I have found the greatest song ever! It's by Bree Sharp and it's called... David Duchovny

David Duchovny

It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The tv light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

And I can't wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me "Girl you know it's just a show,"
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align

In the form of David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
David Duchovny, hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive
But he told me to believe
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone

And I would say David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny, I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
I'm gonna kill Scully
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?