"The next day we're ready to do an update. We weren't able to get that update out for six months! And we couldn't find out why they wouldn't release it!"

As much as I love Steam: Gave, that's exactly how we feel about your costumer service...

@WingChopMasta: "we would definitely be ok without creepy depraves like yourself from creeping up the game for the rest of us."

We would also be fine without guys like you searching in the comments for any tiny, pathetic excuse to attack or insult somebody. It's the only thing you do here in Gamespot. So please; spare us the lesson and spare us from your toxic trashy rants.

Thanks in advance and goodbye.

@Orontes13: They are really overdoing it a bit, aren't they?

@Ryan_Som: Unlock is only to customize and add/loot gear for the character. You can play all of them without unlocking them. :)

@Orontes13: Label any primitive garbage as "old school" or "retro"

Double dragon is a masterpiece of it's time and in it's context every brawler owes it. Sure you may not like it, but calling it "garbage" is unfair.

Of course, I mean the original. This one in particular is a different story (it obviously wants to cash-in in nostalgia)

@Atzenkiller: Came to say that, thanks for saving me the time.

@SilentAssassin: I'm going to take this as sarcasm.

@DanZillaUK: I like Irony.

@gotrekfabian: I do, just pointing how it gets tiresome :)

Brace yourselves. Copy-paste comments repeating "More indie shit" and "IndieStation 4" are coming.