Hit it Sam!
*stage goes dark for a few minutes before a spotlight begins to shine on Zerowing. A full house band appears out of nowhere. Zerowing takes a sip of scotch before he begins to sing a rendition of Frank Sinatra's "Mac the Knife" *
Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has Macheath,
And he keeps it way out of sight
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When the shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows, they begin to spread
Fancy white gloves though has Macheath, dear
So there's rarely ever once a trace of red, dear
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*four minutes later*
Hey Sookie Taudry, Jenny Driver, Polly Peachum, Old Miss Lulu Brown
Oh the line forms, on the right, dear
Now that Macheath, I mean that man Macheath
Yeah he's bad, mercy mercy
Yeah he's badder than old Leroy Brown
You better lock your door and call the law
Because Macheath's, that bum,
He's back in town!
*takes a sip of scotch before walking off stage, leaving everyone stunned*
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