[QUOTE="ZeroWingEvil91"]I think not! *jumps up and performs a triple spin kick, breaking your jaw and shattering half your face* Err... I think I went a little overboard...GreggD
Who are you, Ryu? No matter, I have rapid healing abilities.
*Face molds back into original form*
Shoryuken!*shatters your jaw again* I declare war upon you good sir!Â
I recently got ahold of Batman Returns for the SNES(through unmentionable means). Why? I used to play this game a ton as a wee child and loved it because it had Batman(greatest superhero ever) and it was a fun beat-em-up. Of course I've quickly realised that playing an SNES beat-em-up with a keyboard will lead to the player quickly losing his sanity and wanting to kill some one. Why do I say this? The goddamn Penguin. That's why. I just can't beat the evil $%#^a&*^. Curse you Penguin!
*is booed off the stage after performing a perfect rendition of Georges Bizet's Carmen* Well screw all you guys! I'll have my own party! With opera! And hookers! You know what? Forget the party, and the opera!
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