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Top TV Dads

(In no particular order)

1. Andy Taylor (The Andy Griffith Show)

2. Mike Brady (The Brady Bunch)

3. Ward Cleaver (Leave It To Beaver)

4. Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)

5. Cliff Huxatable (The Cosby Show)

6. Dr. Jason Seaver (Growing Pains)

7. Michael Bluth (Arrested Developement)

8. Herman Munster (The Munsters)

9. Howard Cunningham (Happy Days)

10. Robby Ray Stewart (Hanna Montana)

Top Ten Hottest American Idol Babes

There's quite a few female idols who fit this list. Bear in mind, this is going by my preferences of beauty, and I'm sure many of you will think I have left off, but here's my top ten (not counting Paula, and in no particular order):

1. Kelly Clarkson

2. Carrie Underwood

3. Katherine McPhee

4. Kelly Pickler

5. Jasmine Trias

6. Kimberly Caldwell

7. Jordin Sparks

8. Haley Scarnato

9. Stephanie Edwards

10. Nikki McKibbin

Feel free to mention your faves ->

TV's Sexiest Daughters

Every guy has different opinions on beauty and who is attractive, and I'm no different. Over the years, there's been a few actresses who have played daughters who I've been intrigued by. By character:

1. Kelly Bundy (Married With Children)

2. Bridget Hennessy (Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter)

3. Lily Finnerty (Grounded For Life)

4. Joanie Cunningham (Happy Days)

5. Marcia Brady (The Brady Bunch)

6. Cyndi Lubbock (Just The Ten Of Us)

7. Nicole Farrell (Something So Right)

8. Maeby Funke (Areested Development)

9. Sondra Huxtable (The Cosby Show)

10. Tabitha Stephens (Tabitha)

(Feel Free To Tell Me About Some Of Your Fave TV Daughters!)

American Idol - Seven Contestants

Last night was fair but not good. Some of the kids did all right; others did not. So many of the better singers have been voted off way to early; leaving too many sliding by on luck. based on last night, I'd say that Jordan, Blake and Chris are most likely safe while the bottom three will probably be some combination of Phil, Sanjaya, Lakeesha and Melinda with either Phil or Sanjaya going and a high probability on Sanjaya.

Lost-Related Commercials

I get ideas for commercials, and they mostly have something to do with whatever TV show I'm obsessed with at the time:

Locke, Kate, Sun, Jin, Jack, Hurley and the other castaways are sitting round a campfire eating boar. Sawyer picks up a jar of Dharma Initiative salsa, reads the label, makes his usual face and disgustedly says:

"Hey, this stuff's made in New York City!!!"

"New York City!!!"

Another commercial would be Kate standing outside her tent, looking at the ocean and the men of the island taking notice of her. Kate's voice-over:

"Men never looked at me the same until my new Playtex cross-your-heart bra....."

Another commercial would be Charlie delivering a pizza from the hatch to Claire and her baby.

"You got delivery?"

"It's Digiorno...."

Another commercial would be Hurley, Locke, Sayid and Desmond running from the polar bear. Hurley reaches the beach, looks to the camera and says:

"Never would have made it if it wasn't for my Nike air-compressed sneakers...."

Another commercial would involve clips from various episodes. we see Sayid toss a mango to Hurley. the narrator says, "One mango, $4"

A scene of Arzt holding a stick of dynamite. "One stick of dynamite, $15."

A scene of Locke dragging a boar to the beach. "One boar, $150."

Jack fitting Sawyer for glasses. "New Pair of Glasses, $350."

Final scene is a shot of Zeke, Juliet and Ben. "Knowing there really are Others, priceless!"

Idol Results - Who's Left That Can Actually Sing?

I have nothing against Phil or Sanjaya, but how the heck are they staying in this competition? It's Season Three all over again with all the strong contenders getting eliminated and all the bad ones staying. If Jordin gets eliminated, there won't be anyone worth to vote for.

This is the lousiest season yet. I thought Haley would at least make it to the final three, I thought the same thing about Stephanie and Gina. Is there anyone worth voting for?

My Journal and American Idol

Guys don't keep diaries, they keep journals, but then I've never been much about setting limits on men and women's roles in society. I think in many ways women are a bit more superior to guys and there's nothing wrong with guys being sensitive. My journal isn't much of a story of my life or feelings, it's a notebook of facts, trivia, story ideas and ambiguous errata from my life, like a list of characters from "Phil of the Future," turning points on "Lost," notes for my websites and who gets eliminated from Idol and how often they appear in the bottom three. This season has been going like Season Three with the most powerful talent (Stephanie, Gina....) going too early and some of the more lackluster (Phil, Sanjaya...) staying too long. I think it could be Chris and Jordin outlasting everyone, but I don't know. The show could surprise me. (Besides Carrie, no one will ever top Kelly.) But doesn't Paula always look great! Next to Reese Witherspoon and Kate Winslet, she's the type of girl I want to marry!

Was going to post this at my Myspace, but it's persnickety at the moment!

TV's Sexiest Moms

I'm constantly creating lists; usually things I want to recall. Things I usually just want to compile. Here's one of them:

TV's Sexiest Moms (in no particular order)

1. Maggie Seaver (Growing Pains)

2. Carol Brady (The Brady Bunch)

3. Cheryl Belushi (According To Jim)

4. Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

5. Vicki Gold (The War At Home)

6. Laura Petrie (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

7. Claire Huxtable (The Cosby Show)

8. Claudia Finnerty (Grounded For Life)

9. Elyse Keaton (Family Ties)

10. Carrie Martin (Suite Life Zack and Cody)


Ten Random and Weird Things About Me:

A few things unique about myself (Reposted from my MySpace Blog)

1. I'm 6'0" and 245 lbs. and can't lose weight no matter how much I starve myself or exercise.

2. I really like salad and seafood. I'd turn down a steak for a really good baked piece of trout.

3. My ancestry is German with my earliest ancestor in record born around 1750 - He died in 1818.

4. I had infatuations with half the girls I went to school with and none of them ever knew it.

5. I do voices (Arnold, Stallone, Nicholson and more), but you have to be a really good friend to get me do them.

6. I have an unpublished comic strip called "Horror Inc." It's a cross of "Caspar," "The Far Side" and "The Addams Family."

7. I have more hair on my body than the Wolfman but less than Sasquatch.

8. I hate candy, prefering to eat healthy, but I will eat chocolate, black licorice and occasion gum.

9. If you could read my mind, it'd be like a TV Set constantly changing channels. No sports, no news, no porn, no reality TV - just horror, comedy and crime shows all the time and constant crossovers. ("Hey, Mulder and Scully are on CSI again!")

10. I drink mostly tea. I really liked Lemon Pepsi and I'd still drink it if it hadn't been discontinued. I prefer Pepsi over Coke, and I'd drink Snapple if I could find a store that had it.

Lost

I still love Lost even if I don't understand the declining ratings, but this morning I had an epiphany about where the series may be going plotwise. Remember how the Russian Mikhail said that the Hostiles/Others overthrew the Dharma Initiative and took over the island and what Desmond said about time always correcting itself. Maybe the Losties crashed on the island because each of them are somehow directly or indirectly connected to Dharma and they are supposed to lead the overthrow against the Others and retake the island that failed years before. It kind of makes sense.