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The Top 10 Best Simpsons Guest Voices

I love The Simpsons. Who doesn't? I've decided that it's time to pay homage to the celebrities who have lended their voices and images to be on America's funniest cartoon.

(A lot of these are musical acts)

10. The White Stripes

When Bart becomes a drummer, there's a sequence in which he plays "The Hardest Button to Button" and seeing as they wrote it, The White Stripes start chasing Bart and eventually they fall into a river.

9. Weird Al

Weird Al has been on the show 3 times. My favorite is when he parodies Homer's grunge song in the episode "That 90's Show".

8. Magic Johnson

The man who perfected the phrase, "pull a Homer"

7. Ray Romano

He was Homer's imaginary friend who turned out to be real.

6. Mark Hamill

Homer becomes Mark Hamill's bodyguard and protects him from the mob.

5. Barry White

Barry White uses his deep voice to save a bunch snakes, that's just cool.

4. R.E.M.

The gods of alternative rock played at Homer's own personal bar and then showed up for Thanksgiving at Moe's.

3. James Taylor

He's supposedly the nicest man in music. Until he curses out Homer.

2. Johnny Cash

He appears as a coyote in one of Homer's dreams... just go with it.

1. David Byrne

The leader of Talking Heads produces and co-records Homer's song "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders", he then sings the extended salsa mix of the song and gets thrown onto Moe's car, at that Moe says "You ever see the movie Misery?" "No." "Then this'll be a whole new experience for ya."

Top 10 Pop Culture Bad Asses

Here's my top 10 fictional Bad Asses

10. Popeye Doyle from The French Connection

Reckless, stubborn, and fun loving are just some the adjectives used to describe Popeye Doyle. He's determined to stop the French drug salesmen at any cost.

9. John Shaft from Shaft

He's a black private dick and a sex machine to all the chicks. He's Harlem's cop who everybody knows and loves. Any questions?

8. Jak from The Jak Series

He's saved the world 3 times, has dark powers, a large selection of guns, and a furry wisecracking sidekick.

7. Jules from Pulp Fiction

"And you will know, my name is The Lord! When I lay my vengeance, upon thee!" Enough said.

6. Don Vito Corleone from The Godfather

He's the head of the Corleone crime family, and has had to go through dozens of obstacles to reach that title.

5. Hellboy from...well, Hellboy

He's a demon found during World War II who fights his own kind. That's hardcore.

4. Rorschach from Watchmen

He's homeless but still manages to fight crime and solve the foggiest mysteries.

3. Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid

If you've played Metal Gear Solid, then you know why he's on this list.

2. Boba Fett from Star Wars

He's a silent bounty hunter who never misses a shot

1. The Man With No Name from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

The definition of the term "bad ass"

Great Rock Songs You Probably Don't Know About

Here are some GREAT rock songs that you need to hear ASAP

"Kids Don't Follow" by The Replacements

This song has that great distorted punk sound that The Replacements always had, but it also a kind of civilized song

"Banging Camp" by The Hold Steady

This is my favorite band. The Hold Steady is the ultimate bar band, blending indie rock with Springsteen70's rock is right up my alley.

"The Inquirer" by The Loved Ones

If you like punk, and you like Bruce Springsteen, then The Loved Ones is the perfect band for you, and "The Inquirer" is their best song

I'm Ending the Poll

Well folks, I've decided to end the all time greatest game hero poll. It was fun, but I'd just like to get back to regular blogging. I'm actually kind of happy to end the poll, I feel more free. So now you can tag me, I can go back to making lists, and just doing what I love to do. I am starting a poll in The Batcave aka The Batman Union, which I'm not gonna reveal just yet.

Well, If I've dissapointed you, I'm sorry. Let's just say that Snake and Jak& Daxter are the greatest game heroes and end it at that.

Top 100 Greatest Films of All Time

1. On the Waterfront

2. Chinatown

3. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

4. Psycho

5. The Searchers

6. Vertigo

7. City Lights

8. Little Caesar

9. The French Connection

10. Citizen Kane

11. Dr. Strangelove

12. Casablanca

13. A Night at the Opera

14. Rear Window

15. Bridge on the River Kwai

16. The Maltese Falcon

17. A New Hope

18. West Side Story

19. The Gold Rush

20. In the Heat of the Night

21. Some Like it Hot

22. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

23. Rocky

24. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

25. Raiders of the Lost Ark

26. Duck Soup

27. Avalon

28. All the President's Men

29. The Thin Man

30. A Streetcar Named Desire

31. The African Queen

32. Jaws

33. It's A Wonderful Life

34. Bonnie and Clyde

35. Singin' in the Rain

36. The Great Dictator

37. North by Northwest

38. Modern Times

39. Shane

40. King Kong

41. The Circus

42. All Quiet on the Western Front

43. Glory

44. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

45. High Noon

46. Blazing Saddles

47. Rebel Without A Cause

48. Rope

49. The Day the Earth Stood Still

50. Friendly Persuasion

51. Take the Money and Run

52. American Graffiti

53. The Fellowship of the Ring

54. Planet of the Apes

55. Robin and the Seven Hoods

56. The Wild One

57. Guns of Navarone

58. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

59. My Fair Lady

60. Sergeant York

61. The Mark of Zorro

62. O' Brother Where Art Thou?

63. Spaceballs

64. Arsenic and Old Lace

65. Notorious

66. Cast Away

67. It Happened One Night

68. The Empire Strikes Back

69. A Day at the Races

70. To Catch A Thief

71. Bringing Up Baby

72. The Buddy Holly Story

73. 2001: A Space Odyssey

72. Toy Story

73. Eight Men Out

74. The Omen

75. Jurassic Park

76. Horsefeathers

77. Pride of the Yankees

78. Monkey Business

79. Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein

80. The Black Cauldron

81. The Wizard of Oz

82. The Return of the King

83. The Man from Snowy River

84. Fanny

85. A Hard Day's Night

86. The Iron Giant

87. I'm Not There

88. The Theif and the Cobbler

89. Ghostbusters

90. Yellow Submarine

91. Field of Dreams

92. Animal Crackers

93. The Man Who Knew Too Much

94. Remember the Titans

95. Fail Safe

96. The Two Towers

97. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

98. Beetlejuice

99. WALL-E

100. Masque of the Red Death

PS3 owners... I envy you

Now, I gave a rating to a Playstation 3 game; inFamous. But I don't own a PS3, I've got a 360, a PS2, and a really crappy PSP. But to those of you who own a PlayStation 3... I'm just jealous of you. I'm flat out jealous. You guys get The Joker mode on Batman: Arkham Asylum, insane graphics, and of course... Metal Gear Solid 4! I played it at a friend's house and I loved it, but I can't get it, because I don't have a PlayStation 3. Now I've played all of the Metal Gear games, I love them, and I almost always play as Snake when I play Super Smash Bros. Brawl at another friend's house. So, I'm just gonna say it again, I envy all of those with a PS3, I don't hate you, I just envy you.

New Look

I figured that I should change my profile picture, I decided to go with the version of Snake from the newest Metal Gear

Scariest Moments in Kids Entertainment

Well, it's October again. Time to break out the candy, costumes, and crappy horror sequels. I call those the 3 c's of Halloween. Now, I've always been a supporter of this holiday. I like the fact that people get to scare the living daylights out of each other and then ask for candy. I like that people get to dress up like characters from Watchmen and nobody looks at them like they're a complete moron. Unless you dress up like Dr. Manhattan. But there are those Halloween moments that are just too good for the holiday. And they're generally in stuff for kids! So what has scared the pants off of kids, (or just me), for years?

The Top 10 Scariest Moments in Kids Entertainment

1. The Old Man from The Garfield Halloween Special

2. The Banshee from Darby O' Gill

3. Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure

4. Possessed Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters

5. The Opening Credits of It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

6. The Devil Scene from Fantasia

7. The Headless Horseman from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

8. The Watcher in the Woods (the whole movie's scary!)

9. The Horned King from The Black Cauldron

10. The Dead Mob Boss from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Colbertnation

If you're a fan of Stephen Colbert, and you like being in unions, than boy do I have a deal for you! Okay, this whole blog isn't going to sound like a commercial but you catch my drift. I've started Colbertnation, a union all about America's Prince of Pundintry. So come on! Become an American.

What the...

Okay, this is crazy, my entire blog just disappeared! I don't know what's going on, but it's just flat out weird.