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@rhenom: It's not about logical or what's real or not -- it's about consistency with the rules of the fictional universe. As long as there's consistency applied, disbelief can be suspended. When you make something wholly inconsistent with 40 years of lore and known mechanics of the fictional universe, I think that's what causes problems for everyone.

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@Chronosus: She wouldn't have frozen. She would've boiled from the inside out -- near instantly. Imagine going 1000 feet down in the ocean without a sub or deep sea suit. Now reverse it. The decompression would've led to boiling blood seeping out of her nose, ears, etc. Human life (or life as we know it) cannot live in a vacuum. Period. Some single-cell organisms may be able to go apoxic and into a dormant sleep. Not Princess Leia. And she had no warning in which to get her force powers primed. As soon as that hull burst, she would've been unconscious with death almost immediately following.

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@gamingdevil800: It's how it's done, bro. Force lightning is done with panache, as are force pushes. The Leia Poppins was executed so bad. Like, even if they wanted to keep that plot point and moment, there's a million better ways to do it. She literally looked like she was being guided by an invisible umbrella in her outreached arms.

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@rhenom: The entire bridge of the ship was perforated. It violently decompressed. She didn't use the force until she was already well into space. The immediate decompression on the bridge would've killed her before she could've registered she was dying. It was cheesy and inconsistent with all Star Wars lore ever. And the Poppins pose as she magics her way back into said decompressed bridge-- God, could they have done it any more shittily?

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@merwanor: She intentionally DIDNT'T train in Jedi arts because she pursued attachment (Han, kid). Luke wouldn't have trained her, else she would've become Sith.

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@Pyrosa: In Guardians, however, they're at least consistent about the effects of space exposure. In Star Wars, they broke all established known rules of the universe -- and killed what would've been a poignant scene. Kylo was gonna' do it, but he had a turn towards the light only to have a no-name pilot step in and kill his mom, leaving him further struggling with guilt. That would've been a better way to keep it, imho.

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@m4a5: If you have kids though, you see why they put Porgs into an overly long movie. Makes the little ones go "Awwwwwwwee".

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@Berserk8989: But Palpatine was down-right thug-life in Jedi. Snoke was about to achieve that level of awesomeness when--- he gets buzzed in half by his struggling apprentice. I'm hoping that was a "pysch" moment or another badder mofo is revealed to have been pulling Snoke's strings -- because if Kylo Ren is now the ultimate badass bad guy in the Galaxy, lord help us --- he couldn't defeat Rey who had never held a lightsaber in her life.

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@desdecardo: Porgs have no dialogue. They were a "Cute" throw-in for merchandising purposes. They're fine. Nowhere near the worst of the film (Leia Poppins, Rose, Casino Planet-Free Willy adventure, Fuel management misadventures, Resistance ending up being 20 people on the Falcon, Snoke's ability to connect two force users across the galaxy via Force-Skype, but not feel the Lightsaber being manipulated at his waist, BB8 taking down 3 armored, armed guards with coins, stuttering "Lando", Sea-mammal tittie milk). All in all, TLJ was pretty bad, but had decent art direction and cinematography and some solid performances across the board)

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@hordicus: Ewoks were gangster little bitches.

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