@aovannor Xbox is dead to me....

@Hammmodi @mindfreak4563 At least Microsoft has the word "Soft" in their name. Maybe they'll be gentle with our orifices.

@Zeeksie Or at the very least....buy a Wii-U.....That was incredible!

@DawgByte2 @everyday182 This new console is the closest thing to a PC. Except they put it in a DVR shell.

@DawgByte2 More like a whole new generation of consumer rape. These companies don't want our money, they want our very souls.

@Yatsukiii @mindfreak4563 My PC was blessed by Charlie Sheen on cocaine. #Winning

Looks like its time to play my Dreamcast. Screw you Microsoft, I'm going home.

@skop1234 @cowbellkid Xbox 360 Nano - The smallest console ever developed. It can fit into any orifice of the human body. It requires constant connection to the nervous system of its host, it does not sleep, it does not eat, it is always watching. Includes a tube of Microsoft exclusive Vaseline - Halo Edition.

@berzerk0912 Xbox 360 Nano - The smallest console ever developed. It can fit into any orifice of the human body. It requires constant connection to the nervous system of its host, it does not sleep, it does not eat, it is always watching. Includes a tube of Microsoft exclusive Vaseline - Halo Edition.

@Prats1993 @FoxbatAlpha @emperiox The Xbox One is the largest mass of fecal matter ever conceived. I think I'll stick with my Dreamcast, at least people liked it.