I have never gotten kicked out (to my amazement) but here are somethings that I do that I should've been kicked out for (all occured in high school)...
- Singing loudly and recruiting other classmates to sing with me (songs range from "Don't Stop Believin'" to Christmas Carols). Sometimes I'd even try to recruit the teacher
- Throw stuff around the room
- Yell at other classmates during a simple petty arguement (Like, "Chris, I think that..." "NO. YOU'RE WRONG. HE NEVER DID THAT!") And I mean, full-fledged yelling with body motions and everyting
- Sleep (teacher even caught me)
- Beatbox/drum on the desk obnoxiously
- Comment on EVERYTHING the teacher says
- Start stupid arguements out of nothing in the middle of class (Teacher: "The Revolutionary War was in 1778." Me: "No, it was in 1888.")
- Make fun of the teacher, sometimes with racist or sexist comments (I mean, I would rag on them. I once had an Asian teacher and I would just **** on her. Then I have my German teacher who I just make fun of everyday 24/7)
- Give sarcastic remarks and smartass answers (Teacher: What's the word for a friend who kills all the fun or seomthing? You know what I me--" Me: "****-BLOCK!" (hint: phallus-block) (another ex. "Who's been to Venice?" "Me in Assassin's Creed 2!")
- One time I BSed an essay so bad that my teacher thought I was just dumb and gave me an A anyways
- Another time I told my Thoreau-obsessed teacher that Thoreau was just a rebel without a cause and that his books are just P.O.S
- I threw water all over some kid (but the teacher didn't know it was me so w/e)
- I got up and left in the middle of class
- I locked the teacher out of the room
- I locked the teacher inside the room
- I locked myself inseide the room
- I moved all of my teacher's pictures and posters so that they were hanging upside down or crooked
- I asked the teacher if we could look up some pr0n on the SmartBoard (like a projection screen)after the lecture (he said no :( )
- I asked a teacher what his preferance of pr0n was
- I asked a teacher if he ever had the opportunity to be in a pr0n, would he?
- ...even for a million dollars?
- I threw a spitball at the board while the teacher was writing on it and it landed right next to his head. He just looked at it and went back to writing
- I threw spitballs everywhere (ceiling, clock, walls, desk, people, windows)
- Threw stuff out of the windows (even from across the room)
- Had a tailgate in the parking lot at 6am w/ some friends (I'm pretty suire that you can't have a grill on my school's property)
- Cheated ( :O )
- Turtled some bags in the middle fo class w/o anyone noticing (I mean, taking a backpack and turning it inside out and outting all the books back inside)
I think that's it. Quite the list lol
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