I do, but not a lot

I enjoy painstakingly true and dry punchlines CharmedLife

Laugh machine just got back from the mechanic...

(*sounds of laughter*)

Once Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T walked arm-in-arm into a bar. Guess what happened? The bar collapsed because it couldn't stand the awesomeness.

[QUOTE="damariofan"][QUOTE="Stupid-Bastard"]Knock knock!fanboy-buster

Knock knock!Stupid-Bastard

Your mother is so fat that she has to seriously consider a better lifestyle because of threatening physical conditions.

EDIT: Hey, you changed the title. It previously asked for the best "yo' momma" joke.
Stupid-Bastard

Your mother is so fat that she has to seriously consider a better lifestyle because of threatening physical conditions.Stupid-Bastard

funniest joke EVER: there's two muffins baking in an oven. the first muffin goes, "man, it's hot in here." the second muffin goes, "HOLY COW, a talking muffin!"RPG-er

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.LukeAF24