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#1 damariofan
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Where do Sharks come from?

Sharcago HAHAHAHAHAHA

J/K, my sister tried to pull that one on me when she was 5.
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#2 damariofan
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[QUOTE="damariofan"]yo mama is so dumb she tried to call the police but couldn't find the "11"Int7nse
That's....not funny :|

It's not my funniest. In fact I'm aware it's corny, but everyone was doing it.
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#3 damariofan
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dude that is so wrong
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#4 damariofan
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yo mama is so dumb she tried to call the police but couldn't find the "11"
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#5 damariofan
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yo mama jokes = lame and outdated imoBeaman
Yeah but it's funny to reminisce.
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#6 damariofan
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Yo momma is so fat that other smaller fat women spin around her:ofanboy-buster
like orbiting moons? mm...good one :lol:
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#7 damariofan
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[QUOTE="LukeAF24"]One of the older guys told me this at work today... There were 2 guys on one side of a freeway during rushhour, when one noticed a $1,000 bill on the other side. Guy 1 asked Guy 2 "Man, how can I get to the other side safely?" Guy 2 responded "Simple, take the F out of free, and take the f out of way."jt06

...i dont get it...im slow so could you plz explain it to me

The punchline (the point is to figure it out yourself): There is no "F" in way!
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#8 damariofan
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i don't get it :cry:
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#9 damariofan
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Because she was sexy. Just kidding. I really don't know why either
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#10 damariofan
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If you're willing to share a good laugh, post it here. (don't be inappropriate). I have a lot of funniest jokes, so I'll pick just one"

'There are two lawyers who walk into a bar, arm in arm, each carrying briefcases. They sit down next to each other on the barstools up by the bartender. The bartender takes their order (beer) and turns around to pour them the good whiskey. While his back is turned, the lawyers pop open their briefcases and take out sandwhiches. They comense eating the sandwhiches. The bartender turns around with their order ready, but he does not like what he sees. "HEY!" he yells, "You can't eat your own sandwhiches in here!"

...So the lawyers trade sandwhiches.'