I feel so wrong but oh well.. this is what happens when you have a few minutes to spare :? :

Not exactly a masterpiece but is not supposed to be when good ol' Ruby is involved ...forgive me gawd :P

Well, I am one step closer to getting my damn licence. I passed my eye exam and tomorrow I find out if my psychological tests came back ok... (I felt like such an idiot sitting there looking at pictures for like 2 hours but I tried to act as normal as possible...damn brazilian laws grrr!!) at least it was such a beautiful day that being outside with the warm sun in my face made me feel so calm and relaxed.

In other news (which most of you already know) I am the new admin of OT2 because -Paradox- got himself banned...funny how hate towards a particular user comes only when he/she is not around to fight back..oh well. I got to keep my own board thanx to the quick action of TRG ( those who say he has a bad attitude need to STFU ) he got things back to normal so freaking fast I was still running around like a headless chicken after everything was done and over with. But yes, the board is still up and running and going strong.

I am a lean, mean, multitasking machine gawddammit!!

This is a serious entry and something to think about :|

There are rumors going around here (Brazil) that textbooks in the US are teaching children that the Amazon forest will be "invaded" by americans sometime in the near future because all the countries that surrounds the Amazon forest are full of terrorists, drug dealers, violence and basically people who is just destroying the rare ecosystem that lives there.

(no freaking s***!!! ) :roll:

To some of these people is like a slap in the face to have other countries try to save "their" forest by creating organizations to protect and preserve it... WTF is the rest of the world supposed to do??? watch some poor uneducated idiots cut all the trees & pollute all the water (the amazon forest holds a large amount of fresh water & believe it or not in a few years wars wil start because of that precious liquid) and just do nothing??? Is some of these people so god dammed ignorant that they are willing to let a place that could possible hold the cure to cancer and many other diseases turned into a parking lot because they are too F******* ignorant to accept aid from other countries?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

I did not study any of that invasion crap when I was in HS.. can someone confirm that for me.. maybe books have changed and the world has gone crazy since I left school...

Comments like this make my blood boil and the next raving lunatic who dares talk to me about it is gonna be hit in the groin and I dont give a rats about the concequences of my kicking actions.

:evil:

PS: Just for the record NOT every brazilian agrees with this nonsense so please dont think everybody here is a nutcase.. but like in every other country there are some america hating SOB's who have nothing better to do than create mass hysteria just because their pathetic visa application was denied at the american embassy (I am assuming that is why they hate america so much)

*dances around and grabs people who innocently walk into journal and forces them to dance as well*
I am done with the theory part of my drivers ed classes THANK YOU JEBUS!!!!! :D

I go on wednesday to have some physical & psychological tests (must...act...normal) and then I get a date for the written test YAHOO!! and then the practical part (must....not...crash...lol)

Unfortunately there is one thing that happened over the weekend that is bothering me A LOT (unrelated to the classes) but I wont let that take my concentration away from what I need to do....I am a lean, mean, driver's licence getting machine!!!!

I am gonna walk in there and tell them to give me the damn licence or else:

Yes... today Brazil celebrates Valentines day... why you ask? Because it can and that's good enough for me...take that Hallmark!! So to celebrate the date I give you...

5 (of many) benefits of kissing:

• helps prevent tooth decay
• relieves tension
• helps you lose weight
• slows the aging process
• increases fitness levels.

So do yourself a favor and go kiss someone today....:wink:

Take a look at the amazing sig I have at the moment and tell me if it's not the coolest thing you have seen this week.

Ah..good thing I can always count on my fellow forumites (you know who you are) to keep me entertained.

*group hug* :D

I almost made it out of "boating school" without people knowing where I am from (as there was no time whatsoever to socialize in class)....not that there is a problem with others knowing BUT people's natural curiosity always puts me in some akward situations and trust me I do get tired of people staring at me as if I am from mars or bombarding me with questions sometimes.

To make a long story short the teacher put me right on the spot during a part of the class in which she said that everybody except one (stress on ONE) person in the room have something in common...of course she was talking about everybody being brazilian..then she points at me and says..I know you are from another country.. (gee..yeah didnt you notice the accent) and then all eyes were on me (as I started to blush) so to play it off I playfully covered my face and giggled.......... damn it!!!

Then she asks me where I was from and I answer and she says.. Yeah, me talking all these things about the United States and was thinking that you are from there but wasn't sure.. (she didn't say nothing bad...well I dont consider light Bush bashing bad )

And then she sends everybody on a short break...which most took sitting by my side...asking questions..then the remainder of the class I got the usual random stares :|.....:P

Someone needs to invent an anti-blush medicine :evil:

A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nice & sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him some new electronics & video games, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.......Men are like that you know.

:lol:

Today in boating school I learned that I get extremely queasy when the subject is first aid to any body part which is gushing blood (I was slowly falling off my chair) and that I dont mind practicing CPR on a hawt "gatinho" (which didnt happen...meh)

I also learned that if I ever get in a car accident in some rural area of the country I should kick and scream or just beg to be left to die in peace but never allow people to treat me with their "home remedies" (the things you learn about a country during first class traning..wow..who knew)

Monday is my last theory class and then test time..... I know I can pass it even though I am a bit nervous.. I just have to make sure I read the questions well and memorize the terms right ( the test is in portuguese..no such thing as bilingual tests here) but I'll be ok.. I am gonna have a pic of the car to inspire me while I take the test.

on a final note... if you have never watched spongebob..shame on you :|...:P

This one I am already memorizing :P

Things not to say to a police officer:

• oink-oink
• no, YOU assume the position
• aren't you the guy from the village people
• I think I saw you get your butt kicked on COPS once
• do you have any idea how late I am??
• Sorry officer, my radar detector must have been turned off
• I thought you were supposed to be in good physical shape to be a police officer
• could you please hold my beer while I reach for my licence?
• could you give me a cavity search please?
• oops..sorry that one is fake..here is the real one
• what exactly is "legally drunk"?
• so how much is a good bribe around here?
• well officer, when I reached down to grab my vodka bottle the gun I had on my lap fell down and got stuck under the gas pedal...that is the only reason I was speeding !!