So, last week a buddy of mine lent me "Baten Kaitos" for the GC. You may have noticed that I didn't give it a numerical rating. That would be because I'm so confused. I can't follow the story, the voice acting is atrocious and it sounds like they recorded the actors inside a cardboard box through a paper towel tube, the graphics are all over the place but there's a special place in my heart for pre-rendered graphics, and then there's the combat. I'm not certain, but I think the combat is...excellent. I don't get it. Remember when you (you know you did, don't deny it) watched Yu-gi-oh (or whatever it was called) and people got beaten up with holographic cards? Think of it like that only you KILL PEOPLE WITH THEM. On top of that, the cards themselves actually kill stuff. I put a bird in a card and it said "Dead Bird" on the card. Then I gave it to a small child and the child was ECSTATIC. They were besides themselves and signed a family tree I had. Apparently someone's family tree is a piece of cloth with magic names.
I don't get it either.
The combat is so bizarre and takes some getting used to. The game actually starts off and after about 5 minutes of exposition (that's it. That's all the introduction we get.), you're thrust into combat. The combat is through cards that have the essence of things that make people and things go "ouch" and then bleed and die. These cards have different types like magic, weapons, food, some wierd things like yelling and digital cameras, armor, and some things that I can't really describe. I have a few live chickens, too. Combat begins when you draw a number of cards based on your "class". Your "level" determines your stats like strength, defense, speed (known as agility), etc, and your "class" is what determines how many cards you can draw per turn, how many you can use, and how big your deck is. You draw your cards and they'll either be attack cards, defense cards, finishing move cards (pretty freaking awesome), healing cards, or some other bizarre things like the chicken, a tree, and a fishing rod. Each card has 1, 2, 3, or 4 numbers on them called "spirit numbers" and you play your cards like you would in poker; meaning that if you play a 1, 2, 3, 4, and then a 5, you'll have a straight. Getting combinations like this gives you a percentage bonus. The percentage is a direct impact on the damage you do, take, or the healing you do. Each of the weapon or armor cards can also be affiliated with a particular element and so far, they are: fire, water, chrono (time), wind, light, and dark. Finishing cards are used after 1, 2, 3, or 4 cards are played and they have a certain affinity to do extra damage. Every affinity-based card does both physical and elemental damage (doing a whole lot of damage).
The combat is so detailed that I haven't really figured out the half of it. One of the more complicated things is that elements that would cancel themselves out in reality such as fire and water, light and dark, and wind and time (wtf?) will cancel out the damage that gets done. I played four cards that were not in a soul number combination (not 2, 3, 4, 5 or not 2, 2, 2, 2, etc.) and two were dark longswords while two were light longswords. It was really nuts when I did no damage. Whatever, I used a digital camera to take a picture of the boss and sell it for oodles of money. *sigh*
Try this game out for yourself to see if you like it; it's definitely an acquired taste, especially with the horrendous voice acting.
So in no particular order, these are some of my favorite vocalists (who don't necessarily just sing). (Not my photos, from Google Image Search WITH Safe Search on...I learned my lessons).
Aaron Barrett of Reel Big Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPxlenE-kic
Song is called "Don't Start a Band" (Mild profanity)
Tomas Kalnoky of Streetlight Manifesto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YUtZ5y13o4&feature=channel_page
Song is called "We Fall Together"
John Feldman of Goldfinger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNPBhPqqy4
Song is called "Happy"
Nicole and Simone Oliva of Tip the Van

http://www.myspace.com/tipthevan
Bunch of songs. Take your pick. "Let's Say" is good.
Dickey Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5EwdEEN24
Song is called "Where'd You Go" and if you haven't heard it you haven't lived yet. Or played Rock Band 2. Or watched Clueless. If you haven't seen Clueless keep it that way.
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