Alright, so here is the set up- there is a red headed, freckle faced hall monitor and he tells Cartman that he has to go to the Principals Office, here is how he responds:

"Oh suck my balls you Ginger, Jew Rat, Hall Monitor, Punkass Stoolie, who the F**k do you think you are?"

Hall Monitor-"Im just doing my job!"

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! You know why your a hallway monitor? Because you dont have any freinds.  You should kill yourself....YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF!"

That made me LOL so hard!

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Eyebrowless

My first Legend of Zelda game was the original NES version, needless to say it was a lot different from todays modern version.  I didnt really love this game all too much though as, for my age, it was hard!  As the years past i bought my N64, and the first game with it? LoZ: Ocarina of Time!  This game changed the way i thought about gaming, from something to do when your board, to a lifestyle. This is still my favorite game to date and that will probably never change.  This game had a profound impact on me. It sparked my creativity and imagination. It made me want to read books that had to do with anything fantasy! I now live for gaming and am an aspiring writer all thanks to this $70 piece of heaven(man games werent cheap!) 

That was my first blog...ever.  I plan on making more inciteful ones later when i find the time but i just wanted to lay the ground work of knowledge on our dear friend....eyebrowless.

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Eyebrowless

P.S.  LoZ:OoT was and is the greatest game of all time and i will fight you to the death over that! Just kidding, but i will stab you in the JAW!