Last week me and 2 of my friends had a contest to see who the better sniper is. All this happened on Killzone 2 in a private game. S1 (Sniper 1) brags allot about having over 200 sniper kills online. S2 (Sniper 2) has only 80 kills but has more medals, ribbons, and badge combos. Both of them have the improved sniper scope and M4 Revolver. The deal was we'd all stand on the bridge in Salumn Market. They would both try and sniper the ISA during a search and destroy mission. Friendly Fire was on. ISA had to defend and us, the only human players while the rest were bots, had to see who could sniper the most enemy soldiers. Friendly Fire was on so you can kill the other person to buy yourself some time, but then your next kill won't count. We were all in a squad so they can spawn on me if they die. Sniping a friendly wouldn't count as a point. If they attack me, I can kick them. My job is to guard the stairs from other snipers coming up to snipe. Here's how the action went:

· S1 gets first kill with a crotch shot.

· S2 kills the guy next to him trying to revive him.

· S1 is killed by a rocket launcher.

· I kill a clocked sniper coming up the stairs.

· S2 is mortally wounded by a grenade.

· S1 pistols S2 so I can't revive him. S1's next kill won't count.

· S2 retaliates by letting someone come up the stairs so S1 is killed by a grenade launcher.

· S1 and S2 are both killed by a grenade 2 minutes later.

· S2 kills someone coming up the stairs I didn't see. I had left to get some more ammo so S1 had to b**** on his mic to get me to come back and judge the kill. Normally, it would have been a DQ but S2 had stayed in the same spot as S1 for the kill. He hadn't broken a rule and it was a headshot so he got double points. (Headshots are worth double) S1 got really pissed and started throwing a fit.

· I had to start sniping friendliness trying to place explosives to keep the game alive.

· S2 snipes like 3 guys in a row and S1 gets even angrier. The kills go back and forth for about 10 minutes so I'll skip 15 minutes into the game.

(15 minutes later)

· S1 gets sniped by someone else so S2 goes and snipes everyone in sight. S1 gets even more pissed and says he's a cheater. S2 keeps on sniping and I kill a saboteur in the field. S1 says I'm being biased by killing someone he wanted to take out. (Even though he didn't even know the saboteur was there) S1 finally snaps and throws S2 off the bridge with a grenade. Then he keeps shooting him with his rifle. S1 then kills me and runs off the bridge. I respawn on a well-placed spawn grenade and wait for S1 to walk into my trap. I shotgun him in the face the moment he turns down the alleyway.

Final score:

S1 S2

13 24

I just got the Killzone 2 map-pack today and it is worth the $6. The Vekta Cruiser adds more strategy to the battle field and the Wasteland Bullet is tense as hell. Allot of people have been looking forward to this blog. Let's start with the music:

The guitar is out of sync half the time. Bands like Yellowcard and Van Halen are awesome because the guitar is well ordered. Crappy guitar= Crappy rock song L

More than half of Jonas Brothers' fans are only attracted to the brothers themselves. Not the music. I searched for a poll on Google and nearly half the comments said, "No, the Jonas Brothers don't suck because they're SO adorable!" PATHETIC! A true band is a band that is loved for their music, not their looks.

Jonas Brothers get TOO much hype! Bands like Yellowcard, Van Halen, and Drowning Pool started from the bottom and had to work their way up the ladder. Meanwhile, Disney decides to take these 3 little punk brothers and puts them on top of the music world within 2 years. It's just like Halo 3 is getting too much hype. Sure, it's a badass game, but not THAT badass. Jonas Brothers get so much hype from Disney, that they think they can walk around acting like they're the kings of rock like the little punks they are!!!!!!!

Edit: The title was supposed to be "Rant on why the Jonas Brothers s*ck!" But it got censored. What the ****ing hell Gamespot? Jesus ****ing christ what is wrong with the world!!!???

My last blog on why I hate Microsoft got allot of attention from other users. I rented Prince of Persia and I'm finally going to get Bioshock. Some fanboys from Youtube knew they were outnumbered on Gamespot so they argued with me on my channel. I already deleted the comments. They got so butthurt about my last blog they just cracked…

Anyway, if you had to choose between 3 Days Grace and Yellowcard, PICK YELLOWCARD! That band kicks some serious ass.

Top 5 favorite songs:

5. Mirror's Edge- Still Alive (I can't remember the singer)

4. Yellowcard- Way Away

3. Three Days Grace- Riot

2. Crank Dat Soulja Boy

1. Yellowcard- Breathing

If anyone knows who made the theme song for Mirror's Edge, please tell me. I'm too busy to look it up myself. Later this week I'll be doing my 2nd rant. This one won't be related to video games. It rants on about my hatred for thee Jonas Brothers. Oh, there will be butthurt. Lots of it for all you Jonas Brothers Groupies out there.

Please read every word of this rant so you don't make an idiotic comment I'll be forced to respond to and embarrass you.

This is a rant I've wanted to do for a while now. Something I've always thought about in the back of my head. Okay, there are probably going to be some fanboys who burst out in a furious rage and make a fool of themselves. Most of this will be facts. The rest will be my accurate opinion. First let's look at the Xbox:

Looking at the pic, it looks kind of clunky. The controller sucks like the actress from Twilight. Xbox picked up where the Dreamcast left off in online innovations. I must say it was quite a nice console compared to the Gamecube. But it was still nothing to the PS2. This brings me to its "child" the Xbox 360:

This is where my point about Microsoft being greedy comes in. The 360 wasn't ready. It had about a year worth of tweaking to be done before it was ready for release. Microsoft knew the old Xbox was doomed, so they released the 360 to save it from the wrath of the PS2. It went smoothly at first, but then people realize all the crappy technical problems and then Microsoft steps in. Microsoft was greedy. They refused to take a short slump and sacrifice the Xbox so they could make a better 360. It wasn't ready yet. Now let's look at Vista:

Everyone was SO excited for a "new and improved" XP version of Windows. All they got was viruses and crashes. Vista was also rushed to keep Apple from rising from its grave with the mac. EPIC FAIL! Vista raised Apple from its grave even more. Another part where Microsoft F'D up was making sure most games released on the PC were only compatible with Vista. Half of them crash anyway so what's the point? Bioshock was a really good game. Not all that modable, but still a hell lot of fun. But it only works on Vista. So XP owners are screwed. I only bought Vista because I have an amateur modding background. I can't wait for my PC to run out of space so I can upgrade to Alienware. And we finish off my rant with everyone's most hated browser:

You guys all know how much I hate Internet Explorer. Almost as big of a fail as Shaquille O' Neale's rap career. And we all remember that…

Internet Explorer began to take its major fall around 2004. When Firefox 1.0 first came out. Firefox beat the crap out of Internet Explorer, and Microsoft, fearing this could be a major threat, rushed out IE 7 and 8 to "destroy its competitors." Yet another EPIC FAIL!

This would be so much better as a vlog. Bu I can't afford a camera so yeah, I'm screwed. Please leave good comments. Nothing off-topic about my financial issues.

Firefox 4 ever!

Metal Gear Solid 4 came in the mail about 3 hours ago. When you guys said the cut scenes were long, you weren't kidding!

Anyway, I arrived back here in Michigan about 12 hours ago. Woke up about 12:30 PM after falling asleep at 4:30 AM. I was going through some of my stuff when I came across some of my old PS2 games. San Andreas, Burnout Revenge, Red Faction II, the original Killzone, and both Destroy all Humans games. I busted out my old PS2, switched out my PS3 with it, and played Destroy all Humans for about a half hour. It reminded me how badly THQ ****ed up with the newer games. If they do make one last entry in the series, here's what it should have:

Good story

No cheap ass ending/storyline, I want something new with a few, "OMG! WTF?" moments tossed in there for good measure. Make sure Crypto's cocky sense of humor is still in-tact as well.

Bring back the top-notch graphics

Destroy all Humans 2 had some pretty cool graphics. Path of a Furon looked like it was using the Unreal 2 engine. I want Unreal 3 quality graphics this time.

Online/co-op

I don't really mind not having a co-op campaign. But I do want online play. Being able to play as either the Furons or a rival alien species. Here are the game modes I imagine:

Capture the saucer- Sneak into the enemy base and steal their UFO. Then get it over to your base and land it before they destroy it, (A new one respawns in its place) or time runs out. (You have a certain amount of time to get the saucer there) I also would like being able to call in UFO support. As long as it's AI controlled so you aren't outgunned by a flying donut.

Killing spree- Make sure your team kills more humans then the other team before time runs out. Killing an opponent doesn't affect the score, but gives you more opportunity.

Kill them all- Same as killing spree except it's every Furon for himself.

Air wars- Fighting only takes place in saucers. Team with the most saucer shoot downs wins.

Saucer carnage- Same as air wars but every Furon for himself.

Marked building- Can be played on teams or every Furon for himself. One building will be chosen at random. Whoever destroys the building first earns points for their team. First team to 5 wins.

Havoc hell- You and up to 7 friends join together and take on the police, the army, and whatever the game throws at you.

Ariel assault: Same as havoc hell but all the action takes place in the air.

All the modes (Except the last 2) can have up to 16 players. There will be a ranking system. All players start with a zap-o-matic/death ray at the beginning of each round and find other weapons scattered about. You can also pick up jetpacks which represent a downed UFO/player. The pack only appears for 20 seconds. If you pick it up, you get the all of the player's weapons and ammo.

If there is one last game in the Destroy all Humans series, I hope it's just like this. What do you guys think?

I finally figured out how to subscribe to Qore annually. So I finally got early access to the demo for Red Faction: Guerilla. There is only 1 word to describe Red Faction:

One badass mother****** of a game. OMFG I love Red Faction! The graphics, gameplay, and audio are perfect. I read on the Wikipedia that Red Faction pushed the 360 to its limits. And that they might have to take a few small things out to keep it running smoothly. There's some butt hurt for you fanboys! Anyway I am pumped for this game. I'm marking the release date on my calendar.

LA is pretty good. I haven't really gone out though (Not counting a trip to KFC). Tomorrow I might go out and explore. I also got a DSi for Easter yesterday. I got New Super Mario Bros, Mario Kart DS, Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga, and Grand Theft Auto: China Town Wars. I also am getting Metal Gear Solid 4 in the mail from Gamefly soon. I just sent back Call of Duty 4. CoD 4 is allot better then World at War. I always wanted to fight Arabians. It's not like I hate Arabia, it's just that I hate guys like the president of their country and Osama Bin Laden.

"We shall now crash this plane into the World Trade Center!"

BOOM! Headshot!

Recap:

Both me and Jay start spring break today. Jay hasn't had such a good week. Michaela's been absent all week. He looked her up in the phonebook and is going to try and get a hold of her later.

I on the other hand, am leaving for LA Sunday. I'll be there for 3 days. Me and Christy will be staying in a beach house my mom's friend left behind. (No, she didn't die. Her and my mom went to Reno for 2 weeks) I'll be bringing my PS3 and router so I can stay in touch. I'll also bring my laptop so I can keep you guys updated.

I've been thinking about buying an Xbox 360 (Gasp). I want a pro model so it won't suck like the arcade model. I'll use some of my stimulus money (My check doesn't come until June). I'm also going to spend the money on inFamous and Red Faction. I made an Ebay account in case I don't like my 360. I plan to buy Dead Rising and Mass Effect. I just can't decide on Halo 3 or Gears of War 2. Halo 3 has a higher online player limit, but Gears 2 had superior graphics (Even though they're not better then Killzone 2).

Eh, I'll let the fanboys on Youtube help me out. But if they make any smartass fanboy comments, I will pwn them right there. What do you guys think?

VS

I wanted to see what you guys would think about the title. :lol: Jay told me that Michaela confirmed that she will buy a router soon. GOOD FOR JAY! In the past I've been unable to upload pics on my blog and embed due to Google Chrome not copying and pasting right, and Internet Explorer never reading the links right. So I downloaded Firefox 3 and I love it! Firefox kicks ass! I also got Call of Duty 4 in the mail. Definitely allot better then Call of Duty 5. I'm selling some of my old PS2 games soon and buying Resident Evil 5 and the full version of Killzone 2. I also am thinking about buying inFamous. Red Faction also looks really good.

You know those funny LOLcats pic all over the web? Well I found 2 pics I want to show you guys. Here's pic #1:

And here's pic #2 which actually mocks LOLcats using Killzone 2:

APRIL FOOLS!!

We all knew this was coming. So here it is: my Playstation 3 VS Xbox 360 blog. Although it won't be comparing the consoles. Instead, I'm going to quote fanboys from YouTube and PSN and make their opinions seem like downright retardation. First quote:

"Every game on the 360 has better graphics then Killzone 2."

Are you stupid?! Are you fat? Killzone 2's graphics resembles CGI animation. CGI beats every other graphics engine on the market. That includes the Halo engine.

"Metal Gear Solid 4 is more of a movie then game."

I admit, the cut scenes in MGS4 could have been cut short a little, but they keep you on the edge of your seat and a truly unique. The game has amazing combat, stealth, and firefight systems. The graphics are also top notch to boot.

"You can only get good graphics on the PS3 if you have a flat screen HD TV."

Are you drunk or something? Here at my dorm, we can't fit giant TVs in our rooms. Maybe Michael can sense he rents a house down the block, but I can't. My TV isn't small, but it isn't big. It isn't HD either. But I play Killzone 2 on that thing and I'm still blown away.

"Every game in the Halo series is epic."

You need to stop taping a picture of Master Chief over your eyes when you sleep. In my opinion, Halo 3 and Halo Wars are kind of overrated. They got so much hype from Halo 1 and 2 that everyone thought they would be epic. Let's get one thing straight here: Halo Wars SUCKS!! I forced myself to borrow the PC version from Michael and it sucks ass! Halo 3 is also overhyped. The story isn't all that, the online can take a while to get into the grove with, and the graphics aren't as next-gen as Xbots claim they are.

"Xbox live is better than PSN cause it has more users."

I think someone put a funnel in your mouth while you were sleeping and dumped some wine in it. Because PSN has more users now. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FREE! You can get the same stuff that Live has on PSN for a whole lot less! This is why only half of Xbox owners have Live.

"PS3 is the gayest thing I've ever played."

ARE YOU ****ING MENTAL!?!? Calling a console gay is like calling your mop a cheater because it helped clean your ex's kitchen. Now that's the gayest thing ever. I personally think the word gay is the worst comeback in history. Why? Because it's so overused! It is possible to use a reverse psychological comeback on this though. It can also mean the PS3 is the happiest thing they've ever played. But it still doesn't sound right.

Thank you for reading. Remember, we have a clan match today at 5 PM, so grab some popcorn and watch the madness! Oh, and you guys should try my new LBL lvl called, "Killzone 2: Surviving the nuke."

That's all folks! Bugs bunny, take us away!