Ok firstly, I recently bought Metal Arms: Glitch in the System on my 360 as a Xbox Original. Only $15 and it takes up 1.5 gb of memory... best purchase so far by me on XBL. This game is creeping up into my top 10 list, which is a well kept secret, seriously, the quirky styIe, humor, balls-to-the-wall action... man this game rocks.

You all saw it coming, stop whining, my giantbomb name is: Pancreatic_Juice. Some of already know it, but I thought I'd just throw it out there for anyone who doesn't know it.

Ok so many of you know I don't give a fetid rat's intestines about emblems here on GS, I just noticed that I got the E3 sushi crap emblem... I didn't even watch the GS live shows... whatever.

Anyways I have plan, ok so I have reason to believe that the Reviewers Emblems (Top 500 and Top 100) are given out solely by the amount of recomendations. I don't think that GS actually reads the users' reviews, they probably have a program tracking the amount of recomendations given out. I believe this is so, because I've seen a few people with not very good reviews and they have the reviewers emblem still. Also when I got my reviewers emblem, I remember I started to blog my reviews at that time, therefore I had more feedback; said feedback was overly positive, so GS's tracking program kicked in.

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So I have two plans, we'll try plan Z first, yeah no plan A, it's plan Z now, too bad, deal with it. I want all of you to thumb down/not recomend my Bioshock review. Yes just do it, for my next review do the same thing. Now then, if I lose the reviewers emblem my assumption will be correct, and I can blackmail GS for being lazy, seeing as they don't read the reviews of the people who get the emblems, they only watch their little tracking program results. I'm going to edit my old reviews with the most positive feedback, when you edit reviews all feedback is lost, therefore GS's tracking program for me will only catch all the negative feedback I'm getting from you guys.

Brilliant yes I know, I'm planning a heist on Fort Knox next week, but I felt like warming up with a smaller scheme like this first. So then, thumb down my Bioshock review please.

But why?

Why not, let's screw with the GS system.

This is the Megaman 9 box art, easily the best piece of art ever created by man or beast. It honestly just made my year, not my day, not my week... but my whole year was just made better. Ironicly Megaman 9 is going to be a electronically distributed title so why the box art? I want this on a T-shirt stat.

I reviewed The World Ends With You, I normally don't review handheld games, but hey why not? Tell me what you guys think of it. Bioshock review is done, but I'm not pleased with it (still) I'll try to polish it up soon.

You know where it is.

One of the best movies of the summer for sure, Get Smart is a hilarious ride. It parodies spy films and does it flawlessly with the right amounts of self-awareness and usage of going overboard, but it's followed by great audience reeling manueveurs that brings everything back and makes you laugh.

Max is the best analyst in CONTROL, a top secret organization dedicated to battling CHAOS, a top secret organization dedicated to blowing things up. But Max is sick of his desk job and wants to be a field agent, but the Chief says no. Later on though Max gets his chance as the new Agent 86, he partners up with the beautiful Agent 99 and they go on a mission to stop CHAOS. So yeah the plot is your typical snooze fest of stoping nuclear bombs and saving the president, but the cookie-cutter story accentuates the spy film parody vibe well.

Agents 86 and 99 make a great team and you'll be laughing at Max's antics, goofs and luck the whole movie; from inhaling a poisinous blow gun dart which he meant to shoot instead, to attempting to use a phone for a sneak attack and accidently mooning a whole concert hall full of people, Max will entertain. Agent 99 on the other hand is efficient, sneaky and actually good at her job, all the other characters are very memorable as well, especially the two tech-weenies, Bruce and Lloyd, back at CONTROL headquarters.

So yeah, get smart and go see Get Smart.

Ok dums-dums listen up, I, Sebastian Grafkhun Jamacus IV, did not get SSBB. Phoenyx I'm not (that) scared of playing you online in it and I got booted out of the portal land with all the rainbows and unicorns for unknown reasons.

I saw Don't Mess with the Zohan as well, it was pretty dumb but worth a few laughs. See it for free it you can but pay for the ticket at your own risk.

Oh yeah, Boktai easter egg!

And it sucks! Oh man it's so bad, it's like Tekken but diluted with crap and sewer water. No strategy in the fighting, it's just a masher...

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Just kidding, I love the game and it's so awesome my pants ripped in half and created a portal to another dimension when I played it.

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Actually I'm about to make history by making a joke off of a joke on a joke... because I didn't get SSBB. I'm tired... so tired... ughh... bleh. HAHAHA

Grargh... okay so i was playing Assassins Creed the other day, I completed the 8th assassination and I stopped playing. The next day I go back to do the 9th assassination, unfortunately the memory block that holds the 9th assassination was not selectable and memory block 5, which holds the 7th and 8th assassinations, was the lastest choice I had. So I choose that block and lo and behold, I have to replay both assassinations again to continue. I really don't feel like doing all that investigation and crap again, so screw Assassins Creed and its stupid replay/save functionality, I'm not going to bother finishing the game.

I am going to bother finishing my review for it though, but I'll leave out this fiasco as I think it was some weird one-of-a-kind glitch or something like that. Also I'll be considering the whole 1-10 scale now for the useless numerical score. Scores are pointless and misleading and I hate how it's a mandatory thing to submit a review here.

One more thing. The next Prince of Persia is looking sweet. it has a whole new story, characters and setting, thats what a good series needs here and there, nice job Ubisoft. Oh yeah, Beyond Good and Evil 2! trailer Apparently it's only on PC, but I'm sure it will be on consoles as well. I think I'll go back and finally finish the original now XD

I saw Speed Racer! It was actually pretty good, not as bad as I thought it would be. The recreation of the classic anime had me worried that it would be totally butchered in today's world, but it was fun to watch.

You know how 300 had amazing action scenes and everything else in it was kinda crappy? Well that's kinda like Speed Racer; mediocre drama and sometimes mundane and predictable scenes with people yapping, but awesome psychedelic joyrides of automobile bliss. The racing will entertain you no matter who or what you are. It's stylish, funny at times, trippy, colorful, vibrant, intense and just leaks cool. From neon light lined race tracks, smooth and sexy cars, special effects galore and some mind-boggling car choreography, the races in Speed Racer are well worth the price for a ticket by themselves.

So go check it out, forget all those banal by-the-numbers summer movie flicks and recycled stuff, buy a ticket for the freshest and unique movie out now. There won't be anything quite like Speed Racer out for a while, so hit the cinema while you can, this is a movie you need a big screen to watch.

Digital pirates please don't do it; by downloading it you'll be saying to the suffering movie industry "hey I don't care that you made a breath-of-fresh air flick thats one-of-a-kind and has awesome CG rendered vehicles that I will probably never be able to see again; I'm going to render all your work to bring something new to the table void and null... oh look it's finished downloading! yay."

sorry that I'm not going to your blogs and stuff, I'm still a bit tied up.