Since Woolsey isn't getting to this one as fast as I'd like him to (hint, hint, hint ;) ), I thought I'd review it.
Now, this is my own opinion. And I'm not going to apologize for it.
Everyone knows the details. Everyone has seen this movie. So, I'll dispense with the preliminaries.
There are a couple of things I like about this movie, so I'll start with those:
1. The incredible instrumental music by James Horner.
The instrumental music (I'll get to the theme song later). I kind of like the Celtic sound. I used to have it on soundtrack. I used to go to sleep with it. I kind of wish I still had the soundtrack.
2. The ship sinking.
Still incredible. I do admit that. It's pretty spectacular.
3. The costumes
They're so pretty.
Now, the many problems I have with this movie:
1. The storyline.
No, I'm not talking about Titanic sinking. That's a foregone conclusion. I'm talking about the cheesy love story that drives everything. Here's the fact: Jack and Rose would have never met on the real Titanic. They wouldn't have been able to. There was physical separation between steerage and first class. Although it was one ship, first class floors and deck didn't connect to the steerage. Jack and Rose would have never met. So, I can't get behind the driving plot A. And, it's one of the same reasons I can't stand Pearl Harbor--what? The story of the ship sinking isn't interesting enough, you have to dress it up with a cheesy and improbable storyline?
2. The dialogue
"I'll never let go!" "I'm king of the world!" It's not conversation, it's one-liners. It doesn't sound natural.
3. Highly overrated.
Do you know that I saw this movie 7 times in the theater? First couple times I saw this movie, I loved it (although I never cried when Jack died. I'll get to that in a minute.) But, I was finished with it after 2 times. So, why'd I see it 5 more times? Because I had a friend (we didn't finish college as friends) who LOVED this movie. She saw it 15 times in the theater herself. I went with her 7 times. If I wanted to hang out with her--and as a freshman, I was so desperate to have a friend--we went to see this movie. After 5 times of seeing, I started pointing out goofs (gee, I didn't know soft contacts existed in 1912! Oh, look at the strip of desert in the middle of the ocean!)
And, here's the thing--the thing that kept touching me was the woman in steerage tucking in her kids and singing them a lullaby while the ship went down. That broke my heart. Stuff like that really happened. It had to. Also, the band going down with the ship. That was true. Jack's death didn't touch me. Not really. Because I kept thinking that he'll be back for The Man in the Iron Mask. So, I wasn't impressed.
However, I know this friend kept going to this movie because she kept hoping that either the ship wouldn't sink (history wasn't her strong suit) and that Jack wouldn't die (which I didn't care about). Many other girls wished that these two things wouldn't happen.
And, that's the thing--this is a chick flick. Yes, it is. It tends to appeal to teenaged girls at the time.
Now, as I said, the sinking of the ship is incredible. Whenever I see it on TV, I watch something else until the more than halfway through, when the ship starts sinking. It still holds up. If nothing else does.
4. James Cameron, aka "King of the World"
Don't like him. Only two movies I like of his is Terminator and T2. I find him highly overrated in everything.
5. That song!
I hate, hate, HATE that song. I'm not a Celine Dion fan, and this song made me dislike her even more. In 1997 and 1998, you couldn't escape that song. It was everywhere! (It's the same reason I hate Kenye West's "Golddigger." When I worked at McDonalds on an 8-hour shift overnight, I always knew when an hour would start because I heard that song every hour on the hour. So, 8 times a night for months. Same as this Dion song.)
It's cheesy, and she sounds like a screeching cat.
6. Rose
I dislike Rose. OK, it's more of the older Rose than the younger Rose. But, I do dislike the character.
First, she gets that necklace--the Heart of the Ocean--and holds onto it for 75 years, only to dump it in the ocean. Way to think of your granddaughter who takes care of your sorry, wrinkled butt, lady! You could have sold that necklace and helped your granddaughter out financially. But, what would you care? The only person you ever loved was Jack.
How do I know that? Because old Rose is going to spend eternity with a boy that she only knew for 3 days when she was 18. Screw the man she married, had kids with, spent her life with. He doesn't matter. She doesn't care about him.
And, honestly, I don't think Jack and Rose's relationship would have lasted, had he lived. They were too different, their love affair was too passionate from the start. It wouldn't have lasted.
(Of course, I always want to know what will happen next in those cheesy rom-coms. I never think these relationships depicted will last.)
7. This wasn't Leo or Kate's best movie at the time
Both Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet have gone onto bigger and better things. But, this wasn't their best movie at the time either. Yet, this seems to have still overshadowed everything in their careers. For my money, Hamlet is a better movie for Kate (at this time. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my favorite movie from her), and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is infinitely better as a showcase of Leo's talents (he's an incredible actor. I can't think of a favorite post-Titanic performance. I tend to like them all that he's done post-2005.)
My choice for Best Picture other than this one:
L.A. Confidential
This neo-noir is gritty, but the storyline and the movie itself holds up a lot better than Titanic. It boasts of much better performances.
All right. Now, I'll shut up about Titanic, Woolsey. I had my say.
Till next time.
Kat
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