The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.
Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..
Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.
Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.
If Sony can ever get people to buy these units perhaps people will think of ways to use them a a flux compacitor and event Time travel in the average Volkswagen Bug.
Time will only tell :D
NitaraPwnzU
Those are only wild conspiracy theories... but a lot of it makes sense...
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