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Insanity

OMG. According to some seniors at our school, one of our teachers has started randomly adding "Straight from South Philly" to the end of her sentences.

WTF?

Apparently one girl in her class was hyper, and she was like, "Maria, what is wrong with you!? Straight from South Philly."

It sounds a little too insane to be true, but still, it's hilarious.

iPod = Loaf of Bread

I noticed recently that without warning, I only had about 3 GB of space left on my iPod. I'm like, WTF, I never had this little space before and I didn't add anything huge!

So I decided to go through and delete the things I didn't want anymore. After a little while, I have 4 GB of space left. Ten minutes later, adding nothing: 1.7 GB of space left.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???????????????????????

It's growing, like bread dough or something!

And now it just deleted a friggin' $5 game for no reason.

My (Pointless) SAT Score

I got my SAT score today.

It's 1870! Which would normally be great.

But then my mom tells me that because it was my first time taking it and I didn't read any of those SAT prep books or anything, she made it so college's can't see the scores.

They won't count on any application.

I have to take the whole 4-hour brain melt ALL. OVER. AGAIN.

Yay for stupid jokes!

Okay, tonight was one of those giddy nights where absolutely everything in sight is funny. Here's two of the best things produced from this hilarity fit...

1) STL, Sexually Transmitted Leg.

2) Battlestar Galacti-Flicka, a new crossover tv show.

:P

Random Laments

My computer had to be wiped for a second time. It's pretty much just a crappy machine tha keeps breaking. So, I've been using my mom's for the past four days. She still had iTunes 4! Ugh.

So now I'm re-loading everything, and just counting the days until I have to do this again...

Okay, so other topic... why do I always get stuck with lousy friends?? Every time I talk to someone and they seem cool, they keep talking until they're so annoying that I can't stand it. And then I'm stuck with them.

Example? Today. This girl on my bus will not shut up, while in the meantime I'm trying to pay attention to the conversation this guy I like is having with his friends, so maybe I can input something and talk to him. But instead she's all, "My friend Mary loves roast beef..."

So much for that guy. She just won't go away!!!

You spin me right 'round...

The most quick and mundane of all entertainments.

Copy & paste the following into your address bar and click enter. It works on whatever webpage you're viewing. (all you have to do is delete the space between "javascript: and the rest, because it translates into a smiley face on TV.com posts.)

javascript: x=0;e=document.body;e.style.position="absolute";function rt(){e.style.top=100-(50*Math.cos(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";e.style.left=100+(50*Math.sin(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";x+=5};setInterval("rt()",50);void(0);

Yay!

My level is finally back up to normal!!!! Although I wish the percentage would've gone up higher...

Maybe now the icon uploading thing will actually work. :P

What gives?

I know sometimes this website has level glitches, but it's been saying I'm at Level 2 since last night. Ahem, I was about 75% through Level 8, and actually trying to get to level nine! Now all I've gotten is from 22% through Level 2 to 27% through level 2. WTF????