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In Memoriam...

A hand above the water
An angel reaching for the sky
Is it raining in heaven?
Do you want us to cry?

And everywhere the broken-hearted
On every lonely avenue
No one could reach them
No one but you

One by one
Only the good die young
They're only flying too close to the sun
And life goes on
Without you...

Another tricky situation
I get the drownin' in the blues
And I find myself thinkin'
Well, what would you do?

Yes, it was such an operation!
Forever paying every due
Hell, you made a sensation
You found a way through

One by one
Only the good die young
They're only flying too close to the sun
We'll remember
Forever...

And now the party must be over
I guess we'll never understand
The sense of your leaving
Was in the way it was planned?

And so we grace another table
And raise our glasses one more time
There's a face at the window
And I ain't never, never saying goodbye...

One by one
Only the good die young
They're only flying too close to the sun
Crying for nothing
Crying for no-one
No one but you

In memory of Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest singers, songwriters, and composers of the twentieth century.

September 5, 1946 - November 24, 1991

Fifteen years ago his life was tragically cut short by a terrible, deteriorating disease- AIDS.

Go light a candle and play 'Bohemian Rhapsody' for him, will ya?

Virus Alert...

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will...
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out! Erase the easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out! Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit cards
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit! Send! Right! NOW!!!!!!!
lol. I couldn't resist, it's the funniest song I've heard recently. :P

YouTube has wronged me!

Arrgh. Apparently if you have 3 videos removed for copyright infringement, your entire account gets disabled with no access to your videos or favorites or anything, and you won't get any sort of email notice telling you you're banned.

So I had to create a whole new account... the new username, since I couldn't choose my old one, is thenamesPMS... unfortunately I lost most of the videos I'd had up there when my hardrive crashed a few months ago, so I probably won't be posting any more videos... just commenting and re-building my favorites library. (I had 120+ videos in there, b*tches!!!)

Luckily, YouTube is popular enough that most of what I'd previously posted has been posted by someone else, but the world may never again get to see clips of U2 on Conan O'Brien, the Live Aid Heroes montage, the scene from The Goodies that someone died from laughing at, Paul Robeson singing Ol' Man River... sigh. I miss them already.

Made my day...

OMG awesome. If anyone has ever been a fan of Arrested Development, they'll remember the episode where GOB and Michael had competing banana stands.

Well, if you don't, there was this part where they showed a slideshow of the "battle," and said something like, "It was stupid, childish, and not really funny to any music we tried." You then hear clips of various songs previously played on the show, like 'It's Not Easy Being White,' 'Big Yellow Joint,' and others.

The narrator then goes "It was kinda funny to Yellow Submarine, but who could afford it?" So then they just have this lame-ass song that goes, 'Ah, in a yellow boat...' lol.

So, to my delight, someone has re-edited the scene so it is REALLY set to Yellow Submarine!!!

http://banana-stand.ytmnd.com/

I was...

For Halloween, I was... ***Drumroll***

Janis Joplin! So, did anyone guess it right????

Happy Halloween!

Guess who I was. So far, a record breaking absolutely no one has gotten it right.

I hate it when my mom takes my picture. Ugh. Apparently she can't work the zoom, or she wouldn't have gotten half of the kitchen in the picture as well. lol.

So... who am I?????

I hate dilemmas...

Ugh. You know, I used to like Halloween. This year, my friend wants me to come trick-or-treat at her house and then sleep over, which is exactly what I did last year. I offered for her to come to my house, but apparently her other friend is too lazy to come down to my neck of the woods so it has to be at her house again.

Now, one year I can deal with that, and I like spending time with my friend and everything, but this year I'd kind of rather like to stay at my house. So I figure I'll just tell her my mom doesn't want me to sleep over, and she can't drive up to get me on Halloween night. Fine, right?

Well, my other friend wants me to come to her boyfriend's Halloween party on Saturday. Now, I don't like her boyfriend. He's not a bad guy or anything, I just don't like him. So why should I come to his party? Because this is like, the third year in a row I'd be turning down my friend's invitation to something. Of course, it doesn't help that she's already told me there's gonna be drugs and everything at the party, but I'm really not concerned about that, I just don't like standing there feeling awkward at a party where I know absolutely NO ONE. It was bad enough when I went to a party where I knew people, and still none of them talked to me, and I was the only one there who's picture (taken at the party) didn't show up on the host's MySpace...

So, I really don't want to go to either and would rather continue to live in my inhibited no-life little bubble of awkward nerdiness... (god I'm pathetic, another reason I should maybe go to the party) But how insensitive is it gonna seem if I turn both of my friends down in the same week? Should I go to the party, despite the fact that I really don't want to??? Or go to my friend's house and endure her annoying younger sisters (who are twins and nudists. Yeah.) and the smell of a house that hasn't been cleaned in about 7 years? God, I hate this.

Missing Identity

"I've never heard of jane_doe37"

Quote from TV.com 30 seconds ago when my profile didn't work. lol.

Some stuff's still not working, but since this finally decided to cooperate, I figured I'd post it, because it was funny.

I'm watching House right now. They've gone all X-Files on us. I was half expecting that theme song to just come on instead of House's.