Well, I got that interview at buy. This wednsday, one o
clock. Before hanging up, rick ( on the phone) told me to be on my best behavior.

I would be anyway- but i consider the fact that I may have made him think I was going to fly off the handle based soley on a 5 minute conversation on the xbox is something I consider to be awesome.

-Jarvi
Gotta catch em all

Truly, benchmark wasn't the emotion I was trying to convey, but it wasn't BullSh*t, and nothing I could think of ( short of Billema) would fit.


As some of you know, I am on the verge of ending my current carrer with Chuck E. Cheese. As a teenager, this is a fairly little move. it's not that I hate the store, it's that... no, I do. I hate that store. I want to take chuck E. Cheese, humanize him, Rub him in acid, and Hold his head under the water untill the bubbles stop.

Little Known fact: when you go to hell, as you descend, you get to hear the chuck E. Cheeses remdition of Disco Inferno.

-Jarvi
mailman brings mah letters he brings mah letters he brings mah letters to me

Bonus Points for all those who get the title. read the post below for a hint.

Well That job was a no-go, but it looks like the local Best Buy I hiring. So is the toys r us.

So hey, the new best buy is hiring!

-Jarvi
Skyrockets in Flight

I am very well considering a job change to the new Hot topioc that opened in the mall. They prolly have all the Emo's They Needed, And a goth or two, now they need a Gamer. I can fill that niche quite well. For further proof, look at the Url You are reading. Right now.


Gooood. Gooooood.


only problem is the rides. I need a ride in which to get to and from my place of work. I may, at one time, Be able to use the family car. That is saying I get a liscense.

God?

-jarvi
Fatha can you heear me?

So I had a forty minute conversation with Lunchboxx and Chinbob about episode 3. Not about the characters or anything.


About helmets.

I would explain, but I am afraid that if I go into it, god will say F**K this, and end the universe.

-jarvi
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away

I am watching Jay allard in the microsoft presentation.

They finally understand gaming.

They got it.


IT"S ABOUT THE GAMER
NOT THE GAMES!!!


-jarvi
Can I get a w00t w00t

So what if the E3 Systems where men as well?

PS3: Do not phear m3. I am but a gaming console. I do not work for EA games. There is not a cell processor attached to my spinal cord. I am saying all of this under my own free will. I ... I.... Hello? Oh god.... thank christ! That damned thing isn't working- listen- tell my family I- hegH!


Ignore me. NOW.

Xbox. Yo my.... chillies? Chillde- Chillens? yah! Chillens and my hot dogs! Home? err home dogs, ah, homies. what is up in this , uh.. crib. Me and my b7itches are totally like bomb bomb... you know what I am saying? they..er... OH GOD THEY ARE L337 SOMEONE GET ME TO SLASHDOT AND GET ME OUT OF HERE.....*sob* (goes in corner.)

Revolution: I wish the screaming would stop.

Gameboy mini: ghhawee! ( roughly translated from minispeak: Kill me now.)

N-gage: Holy Christ I am still here?


Indeed you are, n-gage. Indeed you are.

-Jarvi
When the man comes around.

God, I love nintendo. But god- the gameboy micro! WTF>

and i'm done for now.

-jarvi

It was something in the air that night

Well, I understand he may be a "niche gamer", but wilder vaulderramma ( you know, fez from that 70s show) just proclaimed he was the unoficial spokesperson for the 360. FRUCK THAT.

-Jarvi
I used to be/ a nerd / grew up in the / suburbs

By the way, scroll across first then down.