This is my comic- Ep. 1

I said "see you at the webster" because he is gonna be at gameriot. Remember, the ting I told you about.

anyway.

He is full-nerd. Why? Because I could tell. But then why was he on mtv?

he has a huge contract with the Major league of gaming. So, he is not so much the pimp, as he is, the pimped.

oh Sh*t I said it!

-jarvi
But I'm a M*****F***ing P I M P.

I completley feel for Zyos right now.

I saw the MTV XBOX360- revealed thingamjigger. And while it was uncomfortable seeing my industry tricked out by what is arguably the biggest corporate media whore of them all, MTV, I did appriciate the look at perfect dark: zero. However, in true MTV style, the second they started showing something, they immidieatley considered it "uncool", which made everything (barring the Killers) happen at a mind boggling pace. However, it appears that in the two minutes after it has been aired, the footage you just saw has not been classified as vintage, because they are gonna show it to you again, after the commercial break.

Zyos, professional Halo Gamer, was at home in rare studios. however, I could see the gamer Inside him die while he was surrounded by the MTV Trick-turners, or, VJ's. In other words, only when you Crushed the program into a paste, added two quarts of caffiene, and rubbed it on your eyes did it actually have any worthwhile information. Like:

-faceplate chaning. ( I'd liek to take the time to say how much I died inside when they said "pimp my xbox.)
-Gratuitous online services.
-Nice PDZ stuff.

As for Zyos , I'll be seing you on June 21st, webster theatre.
God, I hate MTV.

-jarvi
Video killed the radio star

Totally... Totally just had a wierd moment with Josh Delaney.

We are graduating in a year.

just.

whoa.

-Jarvi, I think.
Then I got high.

I think..... yah I think I got it.

Why have I been in this weird gaming funk? I think it was because I lost sight of what makes me play games- stress. Games are my Ibuprofen, my nyquil, my "Breathe deep and count to ten". Then, Methinks, what causes stress?

Newington High school.

So.... I have been devoid of school for a week (Was sick), and it threw me for a loop in terms of what to do. No stress, and my body was just like "wtf mate screw it" and didn't want to play games.

The realization of this, however, has make my body hunger for games once again.

The true irony of which, is that I have school in about half an hour.

FotherMucker.

-Jarvi
Can I put you/mark you down with the sickness?

well, it seems that there are leaked pics of not only the xbox 360, but of the controller, the headset, and a camera attached to it. For those poor souls hearing this from me, it is here: Endgadget.com/entry/1234000490042605

Now.... normally I would require new pants by now.... oh god spoke to soon. Be back in a minute.










Ok, better.

So, I saw the hitchhikers movie.... and.... well... Is it just me, or does the Xbox 360 Look like deep thought? Anyone else with me on this?

Apparently, not.

Still no word on my my body rejects the games I am currently playing. I am, as of right now, Blaming it on gas.

-Jarvi
S-double y-m chillen with yo moms, rocket up ya @$$ like a session wit yo dom.

I am not sure as to why I do not want to play guild wars at this moment.... I am very tired, not specifcally of it, but tired. I also don't wanna play any other games at the moment, another fact that... troubles me. I didn't get a good night sleep.

Apparently.

I am currently working on a levelin unreal tournament. Just a little test level to see what I am capable of making. bought a huge book on it, and it has helped. Immensly.

Oh, and Hello To All my new Union-brothers. Huzzah!

-Jarvi
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real good time.

I am of course reffering to the instructional song on how to perform, and I am now quoting, a 1-2 step.
My nomination for the worst song, ever. One, The only song with credits. ( Stairway to heaven would be kinda wierd if it started out with " this is a led-izzle. production") . Then, halfway through the song, you are reminded of the author! WTF mate. Blatant product placement if you ask me. I now present to you, the new 1-2 step.

Strapped in leather
Lookin better
When your wearing
A-di-das

Runnnn
Stooop
Everybody get on the floor
(gotta tie em)
Get this gay sh*t on..


Kinda ran outta steam there.

So guildwars has finally proved itself as a great game to tycho of penny arcade, good news to me. So far, as I pointed out to Lunchboxx, I have played the game as a basic Single player RPG with amazing AI. and by amazing AI, I mean Other people. And considering they are machines to me anyway, I don't know. ( For all I know, I could be fighting against the creator of the matrix.)

So, Yah.

vectorman forever!

-jarvi
Just another girl, who wants to rule the world, any time or any place.

Ugh.

I am Sick.

hell.


-Ja=ACHOO= (sniff) Jarvi.
always look on the bright side of life.

Well, here goes another in a long line of david stealing my good ideas.

or, something like that.

Guild wars is *tre manufice.* If I knew How to spell that, chances are it'd be more effective.

it is well crafted, fine tuned, and not at all buggy,

here here.

In other news, uh...



DIMMER THWICTHES!!!

-Jarvi
But God who'd wanna be, god who'd wanna be such a control freak..