On the Solvance of the Authoritative Problem and all such Matters of National Discourse

But that we were men without answers we should fail to recognize in any wise the true degree of our Babelish patronage. And Sardanapalus would in no wise teach us lessons for our time were it not that our time were apt for those lessons.

Edward Snowed-in, trapped in a Moscow blizzard and waste, has no more hope of absolvance than any such minstrelsy beggar. He is a black-face guidaneer, putting on airs for a calamitous generation; hope of reduction cannot be transcribed.

The theatre has taught us nothing more than that we should not face the role as facing the crowd; and surely any external lesson must first be taught dankly. Is not true that Nebuchadnezzar made gardens to hang for the Queen of the East? And so too we surely make slaves to hang for the Queen of our Darker Intentions.

What **** and fallacious dim. How sullen the sheaves we have left on the floor of a digital threshing. No wise can stand; no wise, and no witty.

And ye, the Marxist and Anarchist soloameers of GameSpots Off-Topic, in your own brilliant, ironic way, acknowledge and defuse all such situations and problems simply by defecating one man upon another, vomiting up tiny yet elemous provocations, ignoring buck standards, and simmering the sawmah. I cannot blame you. Oh. I cannot blame you.

But to those of you who would make a fine counter, I cannot retail. Make one, I ask thee, a discussion here found. And to those of you who in a place of such rancor TLDR me or crap on a calf, all I can say is, and all I might say:

WHERE DID YOU THINK YOU WAS JAYSUS

F*cking hell, you write as though you're a lover scorned. You want to feel valuable? You want to feel valued? Get a dog and feed it. Of course they did it for profit. Well, that's part of it. Not just profit but because in the world of throbbing cocks fighting for domination that Sony/Microsoft and co. live in it isn't enough to make money, much less have customers like your company, or feel valued (hahhah seriously?). Absolute domination and humiliation of the enemy + the total submission of a market is the only meat juicy enough to invite the shareholder's teeth and sate their ancient thirst for war and bloodshed.

The Last of Us doesn't have a mature plotline guy, that's horseshit and you know it. Everybody knows that, and that's not why you'd play a game like The Last of Us anyway, or that's not why you should. You play it for the sex scenes. That's it. Anyway, I'm pretty certain that whole plotline ripped off a deleted scene from SO2 Dawson's Creek anyway, hold on a sec I'll find the link.

Five threads about company personalities on the front page, what the f*ck.

Your bro from back in the day who normally doesn't have time to play video games (so much work to do + Instagram, ugh) can get on his tablet in the back of a cab, say, and fly in a UAV to help you fight vagrants in between his meetings with clients or picking up his kids in the new Volkswagen Jetta because it's MODERN and CONNECTED, get it?

These rules are not that hard to follow. Notice repeat egregious violations is probably the most vague. I'm pretty sure that part is a three or more strikes sort of deal. You have to be a pretty big cretin to achieve a banning through that means. I'm pretty sure they warn you also. deangallop

In this thread we see once again the classic majority argument: "if you're not doing anything wrong why does it matter?" and, as always, the reason that it matters is that I don't buy your definition of wrong, or theirs, and don't expect either of you to hold even to that standard consistently or impartially regardless.

The hyperbole hurts my face. Wait a year and try saying this again with a straight face. The honeymoon period will be over shortly.foxhound_fox

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