So first off you should know that I am a foodie... I read food blogs, I watch Food Network all the time, I love to cook... But I am shopping today and I see this and I just cracked up... I have never heard of such a thing... but the video on the web page swears you just shake, point, blast and cook!

Anyway I got moderated again today... I am such a rebel :)

This time for posting a review of the bootleg of Fringe so I thought I should post a Blog that was Moderation proof... Enjoy your pancakes everyone :)

It's the story of a low-rent super-villain, the hero who keeps beating him up, and the cute girl from the laundromat he's too shy to talk to.

But more important it's by Joss Whedon and it stars Neil Patrick Harris and Nathon Fillion

It's Gonna Be Legendary!

Thanks to Dollrific.com for the heads up on this one.

Sorry for not commenting back to all the comments on my last post... have been crazy busy... That's why the seven ***** words were all the wrong length... no time for counting :)

But I do appreciate you all taking the time to comment... It's nice to know I am not talking to myself... lord knows I do enough of that off-site :)

Anyway wanted to let all who have HBO know that they are running George Carlin specials all weekend long... click the pic below to see the whole schedule...

And finally, just because the Internet is not television, let me exercise my First Amendment rights…

**** piss, **** **** cocksucker, mother****er and ****

Ah, that feels good!

:lol:

***NOTE:***

After I posted this blog it was automatically censored by the system... I had the words written out... but it's pretty funny that the system allowed cocksucker, but nothing else...

I really wanted to do a proper send off to George Carlin, but at the risk of being Moderated again I'll just say

***** ****** ******** ***** *** ****** *******, Etc.

I learned something new today about Mr. Carlin... He was the first ever host of SNL... they chose him to give the show "underground" credibility... Pretty cool.

To George Carlin - Your humor and insight into the mundaness of everyday life will be missed by so many.

Random Quote: "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. "

Let's all raise a glass to a comedy legend...

So I got moderated for the first time... I'm so embarrassed... Yea Right :)

The point of this Blog is that TV.com needs to learn to practice what it preaches!!! :evil:

Here's how it started... in a comment post the other day I referenced the Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman videos and got moderated... Reason for moderation: Not completely obscuring offensive/banned words

No big deal, the moderation was legitimate... I am not writing this to complain about that...

I'm writing this because as I'm going through the news links on TV.com I find this article on Jimmy Kimmel and THEY did the SAME THING I did... what's up with that... Shouldn't THEY Practice what THEY Preach?

According to TV.com TOS the proper way to include the f-word is ****ing or ****ed... You are not allowed to include the F in the beginning

This is from the above mentioned TV.com article...
Kimmel, who is dating potty-mouthed Sarah Silverman, was also part of one the year's most talked-about viral videos with Silverman's "I'm F***ing Matt Damon" short, and his response "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck."

That's Annoying The TV.com Staff should hold themselves to the same standards as it's users.

End Rant :D

My Nephew is Hilarious... but I'm having trouble formatting this for some reason here so please take a second to read the funny little blub on my little used Goggle Blog site...

http://loud-one.blogspot.com/2008/06/kids-say-cutest-things.html

Enjoy!

Just saw this amusing waste of time on Gix_Mix blog and did a couple and couldn't stop laughing :lol:
Just type the phrase in quotes into google and then list the first search that comes up... simple and funny!

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Lisa needs braces (How do it know?)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google seach:
Lisa looks like a dehydrated crack whore (I hope that doesn't get censored beacuse that cracked me up... no pun intended there =)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Lisa Does Dubai (this travel related people =)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Lisa Hates You (and has a web site to prove it!)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Lisa goes Public

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Lisa loves Mickey, Minnie, and Donald, but she is pissed at Disney! (NOTE: The first two where exceptionally dirty so I had to cheat and go for #3 on this one)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Lisa Eats Ducks (That's hysterical!)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Lisa has been troubled by watching her real-life lover cosy up to ...

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Lisa died needlessly at the hands of Scientology. (These are cracking me up) :lol:

10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Lisa Won't Do That (Based on the last quiz I did I find that hard to believe) :oops:

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Lisa can't get away as everyone soaks her from head to toe.

Hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!

I don't know who actually started this, but thanks Jon I tied you... And obviously older and wiser/stupider as well :D

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 4

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 9

Uhm... where's level 3?

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 13

Level 5
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends (But my sister thinks Jeric-Ho/Dave is a hottie =)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 15

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 18

Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 23

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 28

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 33

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 35

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 39

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 43

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 45

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (yes I have them in every shape and size)

SO FAR: 50

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (Isn't this the same as throwing up from drinking? =)

SO FAR: 52

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (yep, I went to college =)

SO FAR: 59

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 63

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere (Go to jail for that in Santa Cruz now =(

SO FAR: 67

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (Two people and my dog in a two-seater... never again!)
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 71

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed Penis or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins..

SO FAR: 74

Uhm... where's level 21?

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish (Seemed so funny at the time... eeeeewwwww!)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 78

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 82

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 86

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 90

Level 26
(X) Played Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 95

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 98

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 105

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone (My sister, too keep her secrets safe)
(x) Been Black Mailed (again by my sister... never tell your sister your secrets...)

SO FAR: 110

Uhm... where's level 30?

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 114

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total = 118

Brief pause before I post my Graceland recap :)

Just saw this from The Daily Show...

New correspondant Wyatt Cenac compares the Democratic primaries to "Lost."

"Where is the Polar Bear?" This four minute rant is a riot... Please enjoy!!!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=171031&title=lost

Well sort of...

I am finally leaving on my pilgrimage to GRACELAND!!!

I call it a pilgrimage because I share two very important things with The King... His birthday - January 8 - and his daughters name - Lisa... I have waited most of my almost 40 years for this trip and the time has finally arrived!

So I'm strapping on my Blue Suede Shoes and I'm off!!!

I know, what will you all do without me for five days... here's some recommended viewing for while I am away...

Go See Kung Fu Panda and give me the lowdown... I'm taking my Nephew when I return.

Eureka - If you don't already watch this excellent Sci-Fi series now is a good a time as any to start before the 3rd season premier on July 29

When We Left The Earth - Discovery Channel is starting a six part series this Sunday on all the NASA missions into space... should be really interesting

And finally a big kiss from my doggie, Buddy...

Enjoy Your Weekend Everyone !!!