*Omg, my original title was editted out. All I said was (synonym for Happy, rhymes with Fay) That's a rude word now? Sheesh, lighten up autocorrection system
I'm playing a 'good aligned' to neutral character and when I go into town I wear all the 'attractive' tattoos and 'bright' clothes. I no longer need to flirt to pick up women. They either fall in love with me while I flash my trophies or I just talk normally and they're instantly ready to demand the wedding ring.
I've been married once and I haven't been divorced. I had her follow me, punched a guard in the face and let her stand between me and the guard. Afterwards I apologised to the guard and escaped all punishment for the assault. My stats don't even consider me 'widowed'. It's literally as though the game thinks my wife was abducted by aliens.
All this should make picking up men in a 'equal opportunities' game easy right? Well it's not. I am yet to get even a tiny peep of a microscopic heart appearing over any of the men's heads. Once, while flashing a trophy, a man said something like he could 'worship a guy like that' but when I talked to him, he just said the usual "erm...sorry. Wish I was a woman, I'm flattered but" lines.
I want my next life partner to be a man. Equal ops for all.
*This could be a touchy thread. I've seen others out there where people just ask if Fable 2 will have SS marriages again and the topic poster is accused of needing to flaunt their gayness. I am a woman & curious to play this. That is all. I am not homophobic and as long as I don't have to watch I don't mind*
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