@restatbonfire: People of color who so rarely see representations of people like them in popular culture. Also, white people who get sand up their butts every time they see a headline like this.

@rekonym: When he says "Lucas," I think he means Lucasfilm, the company now owned by Disney, and not George Lucas.

Under investigation? Why, what did it do?

@BondSense: It's not the poster, but the poster for the poster. The actual poster will look better.

"If we let a woman without huge boobs play Lara Croft, what's next? A cat playing James Bond? A can of Pringles playing Han Solo?" - Gamespot commenters

Love the headline, though it would have been even better if this were a sponsored post.

WHAT IS THAT APOSTROPHE FOR???

Nothing Nintendo has said about this has ever made any sense. It's just a bad solution to a problem everyone else has already solved much better.

Patch notes:

*Changed the number of apples on tree #42,376
*Added a rupee
*Added amiibo support for hypothetical future Bubble Bobble amiibo
*Changed Link's birthday
*Spicy simmered fruit now 5% lower in sodium

Pfft, why would I pay money to watch this movie when I could watch the AVG movie for free?