The reason Ariana Grande is famous,
is for being brazenly, aggressively sexual (“harder harder harder”),
while being somewhat child-like in appearance.
So forgive me for not being shocked by this knee-hug animation in a kid's game.
We've been casually mixing children and sex in our pop culture since Britney Spears.
That's 1998, by the way. 23 years now. Older than any kid.
(Ponder on why Spears and Bieber and K/J-pop were the biggest things ever.)
The sheer hypocrisy is one of the few things about modern society
which really, genuinely pisses me off, in a way I find hard to ignore.
As far as I'm concerned, we're a full-blown pedophile culture now,
we just refuse to accept we have a problem.
It's absolutely horrendous.

@saitohiraga: Yeah or maybe, MAYBE,
even despite how brain-meltingly jealous some people are,
famous people are actually humans as well!
(I know it's shocking but bear with me)
And maybe, just MAYBE,
they actually do feel debilitatingly upset sometimes,
(yes DESPITE having money, it's insane, just humour me)
and all that's happened now is,
it's become more acceptable to talk about it publicly.
No. No, it's just... it's just too crazy, I know.

You should probably just take it as an opportunity
to belittle everyone around you,
and drown everything in cynicism
to make yourself sound wise and tough,
since that's obviously what's important to you guys.

It's cool that he likes Myst, and was comfortable saying no,
but dear lord Matt,
how on earth was that ever going to work?
Seriously now.

@Zynn: CONGRATULATIONS!
You've just won The Stupidest Comment I've Read This Year™ award!
How does it feel to have won!?

“How could anyone possibly have any kind of problem
that couldn't be permanently and instantaneously fixed with money?”
- You

@KahnArtizt: OK kid.