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I suspect there will be a shocking reveal at the end of Ep. 8.

Darth Povich: Luke...you are...(pregnant pause)...(pregnant pause)...wait for it...(pregnant pause)...NOT the father!

Luke: Yes! Whoooooooo!

Rey: Nooooooooo! That's impossible!

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@thearcticsloth: Do you already get legions of twelve year olds shouting vile, sexist, and racist obscenities at you in games? Yes? Then, I agree. No idea what else Twitter brings to the party.

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@ughz: JJ Abrams cares not for issues of scale. If he has to arbitrarily change the size of things to get the shots he thinks looks cool, then that's what he does. How big is the reboot Enterprise? Nobody knows, because it changes for every shot. Why is it that an exploding planet can always be seen from any other planet where there's a main character who might have a poignant reaction? Because Abrams wants that reaction shot, even though it makes no physical sense.

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Jar-Jar Binks would beat Kylo Ren in a fight.

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@frank_castle: Square balls? You should maybe get that looked at.

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@Link3301: Saying JW was one of the better Jurassic Park sequels is a lot like saying "Malaria is one of the better exotic diseases to catch. I mean, if you had to pick one. It's definitely better than ebola, at least."

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First, there's going to be another death star. But then, that death star will get blown up by a planet sized death star. But then that death star will get blown up by a star sized death star. But then that death star will get blown up by a solar system sized death star that leaps out of a black hole before splashing back into the center of the galaxy!

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@mirage_so3: Don't be silly. They're saving that for Ep. 9.

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@JayPB08:

Lando: Finn, I am your father! And your real name is "Webster"!

Finn: No! That's impossible!