In the future, Titanfall will be fun. Like next Tuesday. Got it.

If every game gets a 7, do we still need reviews?

@noandno @dragonkantus4 @nparks They say Eddie really likes to eat goat.

Trolling: See GameSpot, especially Eddie Makuch.

Mmm. Ice cream sandwiches and Dead Rising 3. This is heaven. At least until Titanfall...falls.

@GregoryBastards Both!

Why did you give this game such a low score, GameSpot? Hmm. Could it be...Satan?

EDF was one of the first absurdly fun games on the 360. Given the timing, I wonder why they didn't do the sequel for PS4/XB1 instead? Imagine how many bugs those machines could push at one time?

@road_rage_april @nparks Skeptical.

@road_rage_april @nparks Ninja Gaiden II, actually. 3 was a travesty.