@DerpTrollington @ablerider who?

I'd rather live in Lebanon

@emperiox

Unless you're playing Wii Fit, Kinect, or Wii Sports.

@gokussj529 @DerpTrollington

Why are NFL (football) and NBA (basketball) players richer and more famous than MLB (baseball) players?

@DerpTrollington @tendoboy1984 But all the NFL and NBA players do it.

So this means gamers will get paid millions of dollars, have sex with gorgeous women, and live in luxurious mansions now?

So what happened to Everquest? A few years ago it was all the rage, now no one talks about it anymore.

You've never heard of World of Warcraft?

@oromashu @tendoboy1984

League of Legends? What happened to World of Warcraft, Dungeons & Dragons, and Guild Wars? Are they no longer popular?

I'm going to enter a writing competition. I'm an athlete now!