Does anyone here have an account on Gaia? If so, are you doing the Rejected Olympics? What team are you on? I'm on the Barton team :D

17. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

18. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

19. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.

20. Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.

21. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

22. Show up at the funeral service in a clown suit.

23. If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.

24. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

25. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

26. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

27. Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.

28. Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.

29. Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.

30. Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.

I know I probably shouldn't have posted this because it's mean and may insult some of you, but it's not something I'm telling you to do and it's only a joke, so why not post it?

1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

3. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8. Ask the widow to give you a kiss.

9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

13. Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.

14. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

15. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

I didn't get the job :evil: You know how Dave was supposed to call me that afternoon? He didn't. Here I thought he was going to talk it over with Noreen and call in a few days' time. Well, he made his decision that afternoon, and chose not to call me :evil: He called all the other applicants, but not me :evil: Here's why:

He and Noreen don't like each other one bit :evil: Since Noreen recommended me, Dave didn't want to hire me :evil: He deliberately hired some other woman just because he wanted to spite Noreen and because he didn't like how I couldn't work until 4 pm once school starts :evil: He knew darn well that Noreen had already worked out a plan with the other woman working there: the other woman would work until 4 pm so I could work there. She was happy with that, but Dave wouldn't listen :evil:

Noreen and him are in the middle of a fight right now, and they might take it to corporate :shock: Noreen knew he didn't hire me because of her, so she demanded another reason. According to her, he couldn't think of one right away :evil: He settled on saying I wasn't making enough eye contact :shock: :evil: MY EYE CONTACT WAS PERFECT!!!! :evil: It was him who kept looking down at the floor and his hands!!! :evil: He even told Noreen that everything else about me was PERFECT!!! He said I could be great for the job :evil: What BS is that!? :evil:

The whole reason I found out about this is because Noreen's husband told my dad about it and my dad called me :( I'm humiliated :cry: I'm also super-pis*ed because I'm being used as a weapon in a war :cry: :evil:

Peerless never did call last night :( Dave, the guy who gave the interview, promised he would call yesterday afternoon to tell me I got the job, or didn't get the job. So why didn't he call? :? If they don't call today, then I'm going to call them in the morning to see what's going on.

I finally made it to level 35 :D I've never seen it say 0% though :lol:

This is just too funny: my mom and I were waiting in the parking lot before I went in. We were watching the people who came out of Scott's down the street to help pass the time. As we watched, I saw this pudgy guy come out in a business suit with an ice cream cone in his hand :lol: I looked at my mom and said "What do you want to bet that's the guy who's giving me my interview?" So we watched him and he went into Peerless Cleaners :lol: We both started laughing :lol: I don't know what's so funny about it :lol:

The interview itself wasn't too bad. He gave me some scenarios, talked about my school, and possible hours. Get this: he wants me to work 6 days a week!!! :shock: Even during school! :shock: I told him I'd be able to work 4 days a week, and he said that would be fine. Now I'm screwed :(

I doubt I'll get the job though because he had 3 other interviews that day :shock: I'm hoping to get hired, but he said he wouldn't know until this afternoon :( He said to be expecting a call today no matter what. I'll let you know how it goes...

Yep! :lol: Who would have thought I would actually be getting both my license and a job this summer? :lol: I doubt I'll get this job, but the manager is the wife of my dad's friend, so she's going to try to get it for me :D

When they called this morning, I was still in bed :oops: I answered it anyways, but I was still out of it, so they probably think I'm depressed or rude or something :oops: Oh well :P

This job is a cashier at a dry cleaners, so that ought to be fun :lol: My mom had a friend who worked in a dry cleaners and she was able to watch TV during down time :shock: She had a lot of it too. I remember one time she said she only had 4 customers in an 8 hour shift :shock: :lol:

The sad thing is, if I do get this job, then I won't be able to come here as often when school starts :cry: I'll have all that homework again and now a job - :cry:

I got a TOS violation last night :shock: :evil: :cry: Something about disruptive posting on the Avatar forums a few days ago :roll: Anyways, I wanted to know how many you have to have until they ban or suspend you :( Over the past 2 1/2 years, I've gotten 7 :oops: Do they not count them over time or what?

Thanks to Karl (karlmeszaros) I finally figured out how to get the pics to photobucket :lol: Here they are:

Jinx and Skylar sleeping on my bed :D Colorful isn't it? :lol: Jinx is on the bottom and Skylar is on top. My sister's arm is off to the left :lol:

Kitties fighting by the back door :roll:

Skylar before he attacked me :lol:

Skylar playing with a ball near the fireplace :lol:

Closeup of Jinx sleeping :lol:

So what do you think? :D

Actually I've been tagged alot in the past few days, but I've been ignoring them :oops: This is my LAST tagged blog! If anyone attempts to tag me again, I will be forced to send my flying hamsters of doom on you :twisted: :lol: :P

1. Once again, I'm wearing a purple shirt :lol:
2. I posted the first fact on my previous 'tagged' blog :lol: :P
3. I think it's weird how I was wearing purple shirts when I got tagged :?
4. *Note to self: don't wear purple shirts* :lol: Maybe that will stop people from tagging me :lol:
5. My cat Jinx fell asleep on my bed :lol:
6. I'm listening to Nemo by Nightwish
7. Even though he's a jerk, I'm still talking to Zach :oops:
8. I think Zach may ask me out again in the future :shock:
9. I watched Aladdin this afternoon :lol:
10. I'm hungry :P

I tagged: AangPhantom777 ( for the 3rd time :lol: ), jessmpro33, witchbabe, polaricegirl, and Nonemaker1