1. Movie

2. Game

3. Book

I haven't read the book, and if it is anything like the movie it would be a terrible book. The movie is one of my favorites, but its book form would be horrible. The game comes in at second with solid beat em up action.

1. Delete patches

2. Find two lockpicks

3. Find 100 arrows

4. Equip 100 arrows

5. Slash, then hit B

6. Try to unequip your arrows

7. Drop your lockpicks

8. Exit the inventory screen

9. Scour the surroundings for lockpicks 

You seriously don't know how to prevent your dad from invading your piracy, harsh. --MERCENARY--

Last time my parents invaded my piracy, it was because ninjas threatened them. 

According to Rene Magritte, this is a mermaid: Freaky, I know. :?Sim_genius

Reminds me of the futurama where Fry goes to have sex with his mermaid girlfriend and goes "Aww man, why couldn't you be the other kind of mermaid, with fish on top and girl on the bottom." 

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]And what are Twinkies?MTBare

They're sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, shaped like a pickle, and if you squeeze them hard enough white goo comes out,

Ur thinking of a penis