Adventure!!

"Alright. But if you see her, tell her to come back." The squad captain headed off.

"That cloaking device still works? Sweet." Leon deactivated it, and Toon Zelda revealed herself. "So what's up with ya running away from them?"

The two kids muttered among themselves, and agreed it was alright to trust this newcomer. "Long story." Toon Zelda answered. "You must be Leon, right?"

"How-how did you know?!"

"They've got records, I suppose."

As Xane was following the robot he remembered Squirrel/Jessi. :P  He walked over to her.  "HEY GUESS WHAT!  I THINK I KNOW WHERE LEON IS!  The robot told me he was in...the twilight zone! Well let's go!"  Xane made a portal under their feet and they fell in, appearing on a train in a cartoony universe. 

(Sorry for CC, just need to move along) 

"Apparently, they said you were killed in action...but you're here." Toon Zelda flipped through some records. "But, welcome to Hyrule!"

"Why are there trains!?" He asked in surprise. I introduced some modern day weapons, but it looks like they're erased for some reason...

"Oh, well...you're going to have to ask Link about that. I'll turn it into a 50 hour lecture!"

"Eh, I'm not interested now. What I am really interested in is why I was brought here...for no apparent reason at all!"

"OMG HEY THAT'S LEON!"  Xane shouted, pulling the lever to reverse and then flipping it to brake, jumping out, and running to him.

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"Who are those guys?" Toon Link asked.

"The team I was with when this crazy phenomenon went off." Leon explained. "You got records of them?" Turning to the team, he waved at them. "Over here! You won't believe this crazy crap!"

"Give me a moment." Toon Zelda began to flip through the records book once again.

(Have we turned cartoony?)

Xane ran up to them.  "I'm Xane, that's Squirrel." 

(Aight, fine, my name's Squirrel now.)

Squirrel was still shaken up from the rapid transportation. "What the hell?" She muttered, and followed Xane. "Is that Zelda? And Link... Oh. Well, at least Leon's the same. Where the hell are we?"

Fortunately, no.

"Well, I guess the whole team's here...so what happened back there? And it doesn't make sense seeing how just about everyone was killed in the destruction of Earth-"

"What?" Toon Link spoke in surprise. "Did you say your home world was destroyed?"

"Well duh. Wherever we go, trouble follows, so I won't be surprised if your realm is next."

"I have the results. Your two friends were also listed killed in action." Toon Zelda concluded. "All of you were killed fighting something...what it was, I have no idea."

Squirrel poked Zelda.

"Hey! That hurt!"

"Sorry. You're cartoony... and colorful." Squirrel took a step backwards. "Not to mention your eyes are too big for your head." She muttered under her breath.

"How the hell did we get here in the first place? And I have no memory of ever dying.... which is... odd..."

"I dunno about ya, but you look like a delicious dessert with a touch of cute." Leon joked at Zelda.

"Well you look scary! Why don't you wear some other color of uniform instead of a jet black one with the words "UAAF" written on your back?"

Leon looked at his uniform. "Huh? I thought I was wearing a modified one...oh man, looks like I lost it. But yeah....how did we die? We managed to escape destruction...so how?" He pondered.

We have given them long enough, their time is up!

Yes, but I-

No more help can we offer them, you tried to make them come, they just wondered of to some damned parallel universe.

But sir, I can-

No, you can only watch them now, I will not have you interfering with them any more! If they see you, then you can interfer, but not until they see you.

*The thing talking flys off to watch the travelers*

"Maybe it's because this is a new realm. We're 200 years in the future. While we were just about to be killed, we somehow managed to create two alternate timelines. So we're BOTH dead and alive at the same time!" Leon concluded.

"I'm lost here." Toon Link spoke.

"I don't want to die and live!" Xane said, "People might think I'm a ghost!"  Xane looked over at Zelda and felt like the thing he just said was funny for some reason.  He wasn't sure why, it just felt like an inside joke.

Ha.  Spirit Tracks. :P 

"Oh well, if I was a ghost, I can sneak and watch free movies without having to pay." Leon chuckled a bit.

I just had to, because after all Earth got blown up :lol:

"So anydangway...is there anything...wrong?  That we can help with?"

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Toon Link tapped Leon's shoulder. "Hey, dude?" He asked. "Can you help me with something?"

"What is it." Leon replied.

"I need to retrieve something important from Zelda's room, but I'm sure we'll get spotted by the guards if she goes back. I need you to go get it-please? I left it there by accident and I heard your father was one of the best special forces units available."

Leon narrowed his eyes. "What is this so important about?"

"Come on! I'll give you 500 credits for the job!"

"Deal. But you don't need to give me that much."

"HEY! WOAH WOAH WOAH!  I WANT IN ON THIS DEAL!"

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"YEAH! MONEY!"  Xane lifted his vines into the air in happiness.

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"Uh... Hell, you'll need someone to distract the guards. I'm in." Squirrel shrugged. "I don't need to be paid, I'll just pick-pocket the guards when I get the chance."

She noticed her friend's expressions.

"What?"

hmm....I have to lead them to the bakery, for I have a plan. The winged boy said to his friend

Okay, I will lead them there for you.The winged girl flys off to the adventurers

When she gets to a weird plant looking creature, she says to the bakery! NOW! hoping he will listen to her

"We might need security clearance, so therefore we may have to disarm them the non-lethal way to nab the keycards. Not only that, gun noises will draw them away for sure." Leon explained. "Can't risk melee or hand to hand combat here since they've got swords."

He loaded the weapon with stun rounds, and nodded his head. "Let's move."

"Er... Right..." Squirrel muttered, and followed Leon. Then she thought of something. "Can't Zelda just teleport in there, grab the item, and teleport out? Or does she not have Zelda's magic?"

"Hey, I heavily doubt it at her age." Leon replied. "And besides, I gotta see how dim-witted these guards are-old Hyrule's guards were so easy to sneak through, all you needed were good stamina and a piece of stone."

He ducked around the corner, and realized there was only one guard patrolling the maze. "Getting past that guy would be easy, but I'm not sure about those watchtowers up there..."

"Can't. Only official members are allowed, and I'd doubt they'd let me in when I'm wearing this." Leon looked down at his menancing UAAF Marine Combat Uniform.

"Last time I went in, they chased me out with swords!" Toon Link complained.

"Alright, I'm going to shoot that guard to sleep, and you guys run past. Any objections?" Leon tested his new SMG to see it was operational.

"None." Xane said with a thumbs up.  

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Drawing aim on his target, he unleashed a sleeper round and upon hitting the guard, he fell asleep and began snoring.

"Let's go. I think more guards will investigate if they hear his snoring."

Leon dragged the sleeping guard into a bush and left him there, and hoped he wouldn't wake up anytime soon.

"If this wasn't so important, I don't get the point." He mumbled.

"Hey look!  I found a map!" 

(Stairs going to the right mean up and stairs going left mean down.  A skull means a boss and x's mean guards.) 

"Damn there's a lot of guards near Zelda's room." Squirrel whispered. "Leon here won't be able to use his sleeping ray either, the other guards'll see us."

"There has to be aother way to Zelda's room. Maybe like... through a window or something."

Aww come on!  I worked so hard on that! XD

"I say we wing it, plus I want to kill that monster, whatever it is." 

Leon slapped a grenade into his M79. "Don't worry, it's a flashbang. Just in case we get swarmed-I'm going to minimize casualties, if we have to."

Toon Link toon a look at the map. "Hey! We can go through the sewers!"

"Uh, I'm not wading through a river connected by toilets." Leon grimaced a bit. "I've done enough of that back during my tours in urban combat. Alright, you want me to distract the guards? I have the best diversion and stun equipment here and of course, if the situation calls for close ranged combat, I'm up for the job."

He peeked around the corner and saw two guards chatting.

"Two guards. Can't shoot them, because the other guy will definitely scream intruder. Want me to distract them?"

Meanwhile...

"What a boring day..." The recruit yawned. "Man, nothing ever happens here, I wish I could join the Rangers or something. Guard duty is boring and unrewarding."

"Well, get used to it." His friend replied. "It gets more boring unless we actually do something heroic!"

"What happens here? Well, except for the occassional rat or two that freaks Zelda out. Hah, rats. Hah hah hah!"

"I suppose you'd be scared if you were a girly girl." His friend teased.

"Well I'm not, and I want to be a big burly soldier in the future, not some guard!"

His friend was far too busy seeing half of Leon's face peeking around the cement wall.

"Rats, hm?" Squirrel muttered, listening to the guards, and dug through her pockets. "Watch this." She smirked, and tossed a fake-rat on the ground, then pulled out a remote control.

She grabbed the back of Leon's shirt and pulled his face back around the corner. "They'll see you." She simply whispered before moving the remote controlled rat towards the guards.

One of them jumped, and the other chased the rat, but it speed up, causing more guards to come after it. "Go! Get to Zelda's room now!" She whispered and controlled the rat tokeep th guards busy.

"That just might work!" Leon tried not to snicker. "But I'd love to see Zelda scream seeing one of those ugly hairy vermin!" Toon Link gave him a nasty look in return. "No sense of humor? Oh whatever."

The guards spotted the rat and immediately gave pursuit.

"Go after it!" One of them yelled.

Squirrel carefully manuvered the rat around a wall as Leon, Eriq, and Toon Link made their way towards Zelda's Room. She kept the guards at the other side of the room, and too busy trying to catch the rat so not to notice the three of them sneaking around.

"Dammit, move a little faster." She muttered under her breath, glancing at where her teammate were at.

"Alright, we're good. We're in." Leon called through mind communication. "Get yourself up here, they'll corner that rat sooner or later!"

He turned to the stone hallways. "Only one way in, and 2 guards. Oh great."

Leon had dead-on timing. Just as he was saying so, the guards cornered the remote controlled rat.

"Dammit." She muttered under her breath, dropped the controlled, and made a break for it. Surely enough, she joined up with the rest of the team without being spotted.

"Now what?"