Best Pickup Lines

"i'm level 26 on gamespot."Pokeoddsponge

These are too good!

hey babe, do you work for UPS? cause i coulda sworn you were checkin out my package...muddyalcapones

Whos tony danza, Whos tony danza???? *punch her in the face* ME!!!Manutebecker

*dies laughing!* That was so classically random.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

EDIT: I've been beaten :(

Okay, here's another!

"Want to come back to my house for sex and coffee?"

*girl slaps you*

"What?! Don't you like coffee?"

Hey ur hot, wanna ****?PinKkFloyDd

Ha ha nice. How many chicks do u pick up that way?:|

do you like Oral? :PHowardTheGreat

OK that was funny. But seriously, why post sumthing so weird? lol :question:

Hi, I'm suffering from severe leakage. Maybe I could come back to your place and borrow a tampon.MrCrono03

Things that You would want to say over an Intercom:
Did you see the girl with the Jugs in Row 4?

Title of the worst book ever made:
Did yu see the girl with the jugs in row 4?

I love that white outfit. You want me to bleach it for you?

Things that You would want to say over an Intercom:
Did you see the girl with the Jugs in Row 4?

Title of the worst book ever made:
Did yu see the girl with the jugs in row 4?

eugene05

those b00bs look heavy, can i help you hold them.foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="eugene05"]

Things that You would want to say over an Intercom:
Did you see the girl with the Jugs in Row 4?

Title of the worst book ever made:
Did yu see the girl with the jugs in row 4?

rat_pac

I love that white outfit. You want me to bleach it for you?

UT_Wrestler

[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]

I love that white outfit. You want me to bleach it for you?

tremo01

I actually made that one up myself :)

[QUOTE="tremo01"][QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]

I love that white outfit. You want me to bleach it for you?

UT_Wrestler

I actually made that one up myself :)

Your hot I want to have sex with you. :lol:eugene05

If we were both squirells, could I bust a nut in your hole?
22Toothpicks

LMAO:lol:

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]If we were both squirells, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Urban_guerilla

LMAO:lol:

1. guy: do you have a bf

girl: ya

guy: well when you're ready for a manfriend come talk to me

2. are you a meat burglar, cause it looks like someone took some fine-looking ham and put them down your pants

Me: "Do you have any German in you?"

Woman: "No."

Me: " You want some in you?"

you might not get it

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants.

Or

ROFLMAOWTFOMFGBBQ.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first. :|Wilfred_Owen

[QUOTE="tremo01"][QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]

I love that white outfit. You want me to bleach it for you?

UT_Wrestler

I actually made that one up myself :)

NICE!

[QUOTE="MrCrono03"]Hi, I'm suffering from severe leakage. Maybe I could come back to your place and borrow a tampon.rat_pac

Yah I know, what the hell?? I was kinda expecting something else, lol.

I saw these on Jay Leno:

Your left leg is like Christmas, and your right leg is new years. And I just want to meet you in between the holidays. :lol:

Hey can I check your tag. :Looks at girls tag on shirt: Just what I thought. Made in heaven

You: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Girl: No. You: enough to break the ice, Hi im <Say name here>.

So how much?BEGONE

Me : i don't no who you are , or where you came from but i just kicked your virtual butt !welshcaza12

The slogan for the DS is true you know, Touching is good.

The slogan for the DS is true you know, Touching is good.

iknowthings

i dnt know wht adverts uve seen but tht aint the DS slogan

[QUOTE="iknowthings"]

The slogan for the DS is true you know, Touching is good.

inferno-gaa

i dnt know wht adverts uve seen but tht aint the DS slogan