Best Pickup Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

And my personal favourite   come on, you'll do....

[QUOTE="hiddenattacker"][QUOTE="MarkSmith"]Can I be your derivative? Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves.MarkSmith

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.badaboom187

In a twins situation, you say this,

"I dont want to come between you two, or do I!"

or just say ooooooooooooooooo riiiiiiiiiiiii!

I dont remember who said it before, but it was my favorite of all time.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
--Bender--

That really made me laugh out loud.

I dont remember who said it before, but it was my favorite of all time.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
--Bender--

Haha, That's the best one ever.

heres a corny one i made up

girl your like a bag of french fries all i need to do is to ketchup

I dont remember who said it before, but it was my favorite of all time.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
--Bender--

Im not sure but i think i saw a family guy episode and quagmire says that. I could be wrong

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell from heaven.

There is a hole in my muffler and I need something to plug itr with can I have some of your haireugene05

wtf??

EPIC CLASSIC: nice legs!! what time do they open??

i completely :D when i first saw this!!