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#101 misteros
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:o
well its not gonna suck itself:DKiller_Panda
:o
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#102 binky_bree
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"Hey, I may not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

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#103 99skylinegtr
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is there a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can c myself in ur pants
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#104 99skylinegtr
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well its not gonna suck itself:DKiller_Panda
lmfao
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#105 XDeSuEhTX
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[QUOTE="GrandTheftHalo"]my thread sucksGrandTheftHalo

seriously guys, use it

Will do.
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#106 rat_pac
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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#107 Wilfred_Owen
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Corny Alert, Man your stations:

You: Did it Hurt? She: What? You: When you fell from heaven.

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#108 LeafyTree
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*look a women up and down* hey, how YOU doin?
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#109 Danski90
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Never mind, someone else already put it...

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#110 rat_pac
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Corny Alert, Man your stations:

You: Did it Hurt? She: What? You: When you fell from heaven.

Wilfred_Owen


*Falls Anime style*
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#111 tremo01
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It's not only my car that needs a blow job, can you help me?
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#112 cbs1065
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yes i know its old but i use it quite frequenly

hey how does this chloroform smell

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#115 eugene05
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*Rocket files in*

to be honest something like that
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#116 tremo01
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yes i know its old but i use it quite frequenly

hey how does this chloroform smell

cbs1065


I heard that one a lot
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#117 krunkmastax
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LMAO! Some of these are priceless. I laughed my way through the whole thread.

"I have a mandingo warrior. Wanna brawl?"

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#118 j-man101
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hey baby, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean :D
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#119 XlpranksterlX
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this is the most usefull thread on GS.

j/k

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#120 j-man101
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Hey! Have you ever been ****ed in the @$$ b4?
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#121 j-man101
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Hey baby, Do you like eating hot dogs?
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#122 gtarules40
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is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i see me in your pants
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#123 j-man101
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like gladiator movies?

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#124 Predator21281
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NO NO NO YOU ARE ALL CRAZY IF YOU WANT THE BABES USE THIS LINE!!!
"Hey do you belive in love at first sight ... or should i walk by again?"

mattman734

Thats Weird Al buddy.

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explains how you messed up your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

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#125 j-man101
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THOWOWOWOWOWOWONG!!!!!!!!!
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#126 j-man101
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I would do that thing if you put on some lbs...
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#127 22Toothpicks
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*zip*
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#128 j-man101
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*zip*22Toothpicks

:lol:

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#129 22Toothpicks
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Be unique and different, say yes.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


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#130 j-man101
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Be unique and different, say yes.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


22Toothpicks

more funny $#!t!

HI! I am a computer nerd, wanna !!!!?

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#131 schoeffmaster
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lol
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#132 twinky98
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[QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"]Hey ur hot, wanna ****?Manutebecker
trust me, tried it, my face was swelled up, and i was missing a testicle for a week, DONT SAY THAT

LAWL
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#133 Madps2
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This pickup has the best lines?

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#134 PinKkFloyDd
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This is my best pickup line.

^^Just say that and there you go...

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#135 shibby5589
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My friend made this one up. "my monkey would like to swing around in your jungle"
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#136 flipin_jackass
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Hey, you wanna rub my magic lamp and see a Genie come out?
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#137 konichiwa21
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" insert clever pickup line here " i swear i got like 1000 chicks with that one
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#138 ag1002
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Hello, my name is ____ , what is your name?
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#139 ag1002
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Most of these lines would make a girl slap you BTW, so don't try them out.
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#140 PinKkFloyDd
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Hello, my name is ____ , what is your name?ag1002

If I ever get the balls to go up to a girl, I'm gonna use that one.

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#141 konichiwa21
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[QUOTE="ag1002"]Hello, my name is ____ , what is your name?PinKkFloyDd

If I ever get the balls to go up to a girl, I'm gonna use that one.

that give me an idea for a line

" do you got the balls to go out with me ? "

" do you got the uterus to go out with me? "

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#142 PinKkFloyDd
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[QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"]

[QUOTE="ag1002"]Hello, my name is ____ , what is your name?konichiwa21

If I ever get the balls to go up to a girl, I'm gonna use that one.

that give me an idea for a line

" do you got the balls to go out with me ? "

" do you got the uterus to go out with me? "

:lol:

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#143 esb369
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Baby u got so many curves and I have no brakes.

Yo have sex with me.:|
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#144 Death019
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If you reach in my pocket and grab my rocket we can shoot to the moon. (Omg thats so lame)
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#145 esb369
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My d*** is like a rocket: smooth, hard, long, and ready for launch.
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#146 NearTheEnd
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I hope you enjoy camping, because I just pitched a tent.

Pathetic.

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#147 konichiwa21
Member since 2005 • 4025 Posts

can you hold this for a second?

are you hungry ?

take your pants , shirt , bra , and panties off , stay awhile

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#148 RrOgG88
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Has this been said: Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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#149 1celtic_fan
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My d*** is like a rocket: smooth, hard, long, and ready for launch.esb369

Holy Crap!!!!!11111:o:cry:
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#150 eugene05
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Madden 06- Do you wanna see my hit stick
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