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#151 -Chaos-
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Nice shoes, wanna ****

Is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them?
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#152 sponge3164
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Im level 18 almost 3000 post :|
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#153 eugene05
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Things that You would want to say over an Intercom:
Did you see the girl with the Jugs in Row 4?

Title of the worst book ever made:
Did yu see the girl with the jugs in row 4?
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#154 1celtic_fan
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This thread brings back memories
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#155 1celtic_fan
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Baby u got so many curves and I have no brakes.

Yo have sex with me.:|
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LMAO ur so funny esb369!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11111
And so handsome!
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#156 STWELCH
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So how much is it?

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#157 lbl1131lbl
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Thats Weird Al buddy.

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explains how you messed up your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.



LMAO!!!!!!! :lol:
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#158 STWELCH
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I'm getting some good stuff here people.

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#159 Hellmen21
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"Hi".
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#160 Armpitfarter
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nice butt
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#161 catfish7
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I admit it I'm only two inches... From the ground!!!
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#162 DrummerJon
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hey I got so much wood I should be a forest.
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#163 david_is_basic
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Best pickup line of all time: Does this smell like chloroform to you? 100% guaranteed succeslooksofat
Can someone explain that to me please..
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#164 theunwn
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amazing dude
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#165 fatzombiepigeon
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If she's wearin a skirt: Hey, I like that napkin your wearing!

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#166 fatzombiepigeon
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[QUOTE="looksofat"]Best pickup line of all time: Does this smell like chloroform to you? 100% guaranteed succesdavid_is_basic
Can someone explain that to me please..

He/She will knock them out.

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#167 Patchi
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Hey, I just read the entire dictionary.  Let's do it, sugah.
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#168 Equilibrium_340
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[QUOTE="Manutebecker"][QUOTE="PinKkFloyDd"]Hey ur hot, wanna ****?PinKkFloyDd

trust me, tried it, my face was swelled up, and i was missing a testicle for a week, DONT SAY THAT

lol i was joking, but i dont noe any good pick-up lines because ive enver had gf before.



It's a fact: Pick-up lines do not work! Don't even think about using them unless the girl you're hitting on has an IQ of 25.
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#169 nick3333
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(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You make my software turn to hardware.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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#170 azimio
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If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

__

You'll do.

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#171 DrummerJon
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wow this topic is retro
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#172 ufopuller
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Sorry, but your sister is much better looking
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#173 notthephreek15
Member since 2005 • 3517 Posts
buttsecks?
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#174 Bad_Mofo_Gamer
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What has 148 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? My zipper
Come here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

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#176 jeebuscrust
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I don't know if this one was said but this one is pretty bad.

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"
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#177 dannylfc123
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  Wow who bumped this old topic?

anyway, your name must be gillette because your the best a man can get!

F: What do you do?
M: I'm a bingo caller
F: Really?
M: Yeah, give me your numbers and I'll call them.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?     
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#178 minimosher13
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How about getting a t-shirt that says: "Gamers are horny, I'm a gamer"

The women will come running

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#179 bloatedcow60
Member since 2005 • 788 Posts
You have 256 bones in the human body, want one more?

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me
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#180 Stuck_less
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I dont remember who said it before, but it was my favorite of all time.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
--Bender--


:lol: LMFAO!!!

Bender FTW.
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#181 brothad
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[QUOTE="iknowthings"]

The slogan for the DS is true you know, Touching is good.

inferno-gaa

i dnt know wht adverts uve seen but tht aint the DS slogan

actually that is the slogan.
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#182 Shadow-demon2
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Math : you plus me subtract our cloths then divide your legs and lets multiply
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#183 patente101
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Hey I bet 20 $ I can squeeze your boobs without you feeling it... Oh well, I lost, here's 20 $...
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#184 Tomohr
Member since 2006 • 25 Posts
do you have a sewing kit? *flex* cause I'm ripped!


of course, this would only work if you actually had muscle, and seeing as we are posting on a gaming site I doubt it


came up with that myself btw
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#185 demon_turkey
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how you doin'?
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#186 hiddenattacker
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Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
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#187 Gorbichov
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*sighs* chat-up lines don't work. It is better to learn the person instead
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#188 Speisialta_K
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coming up to a kind of sad girl

can I get something of your chest?

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#189 gamingqueen
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*sighs* chat-up lines don't work. It is better to learn the person insteadGorbichov

Yeah especially when you look bad :lol: XD

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#190 BDM666
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"TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!"
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#191 MarkSmith
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Can I be your derivative? Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves.
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#192 Gorbichov
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[QUOTE="Gorbichov"]*sighs* chat-up lines don't work. It is better to learn the person insteadgamingqueen

Yeah especially when you look bad :lol: XD

what does that mean?
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#193 hiddenattacker
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Can I be your derivative? Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves.MarkSmith
I already posted that one 5 posts before you! :D It's ok.
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#194 SitheDragon
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I need a BJ, do you swallow or spit?

I want to make dirty love to you because thats what Brian Bantano would do!

*puts hand up skirt* you like that?

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#195 jrhawk42
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Personally I don't think pickup lines work, from the moment she sees you she knows if she's gonna sleep w/ you or not.  I say just take off your pants and find out.

anyway
"I have a magic watch that says you're not wearing any panties"
"but I'm wearing panties"
"damn thing must be an hour fast"

"do you want to make a baby?"
"no!!!"
"do you want to practice?"


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#196 MarkSmith
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[QUOTE="MarkSmith"]Can I be your derivative? Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves.hiddenattacker
I already posted that one 5 posts before you! :D It's ok.

Calculus nerds unite! "hey baby, can I be 1/x, because I wanna be on top of your natural logs function"
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#197 MarkSmith
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I need a BJ, do you swallow or spit?

I want to make dirty love to you because thats what Brian Bantano would do!

*puts hand up skirt* you like that?

SitheDragon
Those are all unfunny.
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#198 Rage11
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I have a boner.
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#199 CRUNK3050
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I know im not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.
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#200 windnocturne
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Nice rack...
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